Well, what do you know? Piece of cake!
I wonder what happened to this planet, though...
Eh, probably a long story... Come on, let's get back to Metal so we can find those last 3 Super Emeralds!
...
Something bothering you, boss?
...It is possible that we* may have the ability to take down Duracell... But I'm not sure if we can do so fast enough.
I'm sure that we can keep Duracell occupied before he could destroy the Earth.
I know. He isn't who I am worried about.
Then, what's the concern?
...That Shaggy Negro guy... I'm entirely unsure of his history. But if there's any chance that he's the sort of character I think he may be...
...Chances are he may be getting impatient.
Hey while we wait for the Duracell games to return do you wanna go and get a couple of E--
.....
It's not that bad of a show, actually. Mega Man, these two other guys and the three Doctors have been trapped in this battle simulator by an evil robot alien named Slur.
Okay, maybe it might not be too bad... what's your favorite character?
...
Ironic, considering your views on MK-- Regulus.
You already know what he's done to me. Why would I like a psycho like him?
*sigh*
...So, you want me to grant you demon powers to help stop this "Regulus".
That's the idea.
...I see. I suppose I'll humor you... As long as you can pass a test, first.
A test...?
Indeed. Normally, I'd have to do some kind of magic to prepare the test, but this time you're in luck. Just give me one second...
...P4R41131. To me, at once.
("P4R41131"? Funny, those numbers and letters put together kinda spells...)
(...Parallel!?!?)
Well, now, wasn't expecting to be called over... Hm?
Well, well... One of my clones. What a sight for sore eyes.


...If you wish to obtain the power of the Demons, you must first prove yourself worthy of using its evil power, lest said evil consumes you completely... In other words, to obtain the demons power, you must be able to defeat your OWN inner demons.
Parallel, if you would be so kind.
...
...Very well. I detest the idea of being split apart once more and become weaker, but I very well know the punishment that'll occur if I don't.
...Oof, my head. How long have I been out?
...So, I am to face my counterpart. Very well... Let's see how well you stand against the demon of your past.




Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Actually, the reason we were able to survive is due to a tactic I personally call "Move, Betch, Get Out The Way". It involves clearing the attack radius before you even fire your attack off.
Now that that's out of the way, It's time to rustle some jimmies!
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 199/490 | PP: 360/360 | ATK: 2205 ▲ | DEF: 2800 ▲▲ | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 97,423/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1931/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 18705 ▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
So, the final three Super Emeralds...
They're located in what remains of the Wily Star. We have no time to lose.
Schmitt. Crescendo. How are your hunts for the Chaos Rings and Crystal Stars going?
Yeah, I got all seven Crystal Stars. It took no effort, and frankly I'm still mad about it.
Doesn't help that someone thought they were being a real clever jokester by putting the Ruby,Sapphire, andEmerald Crystal Stars at Sky Pillar.
Yeah, I'm just about done grabbing Chaos Rings; Purple took a bit, but Pink andBlue were an absolute cakewalk.
And the Gold one's right here, so I'll just grab it and-
...?
Y'know, if you ignore the horrible consequences of letting Duracell win, this is actually pretty entertaining.
Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 109/490 | Status: Paralysis | PP: 360/360 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 2800 ▲▲ | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 97,423/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1931/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
That's just two left. Sonic, Tails, how are you two doing?
Ugh...wait, where's the last Chaos Ring? It was right there!
Heh! What's wrong, mate? Don't know the difference between a Chaos Ring and a Warp Ring?
...are Warp Rings gold?
I'm takin' that as a yes. In any case, if ya want the last Chaos Ring...
...yer gonna have to take it from ME first!!!
Gladly.
Aaahhh
, we've got casualties piling up!
NOW would be a good time to start spawining some memes, dude.
And risk letting "Ow The Edge but it's Shaggy" over there stab the crap out of us? Not happening.
Well I heard there's a certain meme that may be stronger than Ultra Instinct Shaggy, but also that manifesting its power requires a super-powerful keyboard.
That, and our ref is prolly over 9000 times stronger than Ultra Instinct Shaggy.
Barring that, I've got a last resort or two planned.
Cool! What is it?
Well I ain't gonna tell you in front of Duracell, now am I?
Fair enough. KICK HIS ASS!
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 97,423/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1617/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
HAH?
HHUP!
HIYAA!
Hiyaa



Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa | Level: ? | Health: 431,331,679 | ATK: 85,723,834,529 | DEF: 1 | SPE: Incalculable
OHHHHH, NOW YOU'VE FUCKED UP!
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 93,401/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1617/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
....
HORAGGH!!
HAAAAAGH!
Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa | Level: ? | Health: 431,331,679/431,331,679 | ATK: 85,723,834,529 | DEF: 1 | SPE: Incalculable
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 90,000/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1546/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 24940 ▲▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Hah! Shoulda thought before bringin' arms to a gunf-
Wha...?
Hey, you only said I had to take it from you!
Oi, get back here, ya lousy arm flailer!
AAAUGH!
Come on!
Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa (Flame Mode) | Level: ? | Health: 430,748,732/431,331,679 | ATK: ▲ ▲ ▲ 257,171,503,587 | DEF: 1 | SPE: ▼ 10% Less Incalculable
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 90,000/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1546/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 24940 ▲▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
HIYAAH!

Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa (Flame Mode) | Level: ? | Health: 430,748,732/431,331,679 | ATK: ▲ ▲ ▲ 257,171,503,587 | DEF: 1 | SPE: ▼ 10% Less Incalculable
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