Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 90,000/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1546/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 24940 ▲▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa (Flame Mode) | Level: ? | Health: 430,748,732/431,331,679 | ATK: ▲ ▲ ▲ 257,171,503,587 | DEF: 1 | SPE: ▼ 10% Less Incalculable
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 90,000/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1546/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 24940 ▲▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Y'know, there's something funny about all this.
I used to have a lot of trouble adjusting to Gensokyo because I was so used to the Outside World...
...but just as I'm getting used to Gensokyo, it's the Outside World that changes so radically.
I suppose in hindsight we should've gotten the hint when people just started wandering past the Great Hakurei Barrier like it was nothing...
Whoah!
Lady Suwako, do you think that's what I think it is?
It's that thing where people need to find seven special artifacts to save the world!!!
And if we can see them, who knows what else might want them?!
Well, Libra said we could leave if we wanted to stay somewhere besides here, so I don't see why not.
Stupid evil Cody man...
I was going to do something cool for once! Actually be a 90s Stage 1 boss who got to matter, like that Rika girl!
Now my home's gone and I've got nothing to do...
Huh?
Hey, I could probably take that guy on like I took on the elephant and the glue person!
It's my chance to do something again, again!!!
Alright, Green Super Emerald obtained! How are things on your end, Tails?
Well, no signs of the emerald just yet, but I did find something super cool!
Really? Lemme come over there so I can take a look...
...Alright, I'm here. What's this "super cool" thing you wanted to show me?
It's this strange robot I found under this rubble... My scans indicated that this robot was super advanced... And super powerful, too!
My scans have also picked up a name, and even a serial number, similar to Robot Masters... SRN-00X, Sunstar.
Wow, that IS super cool! Any chance you can get them to work again?
...Unfortunately, I don't think even I can repair him... Not on my own, anyways. We'll need to find someone with connections with this robot... But since we don't know who this is, we don't exactly have any leads on-
*Ahem* If you two won't mind lending me that robot...
...I believe I know somebody who may be able to repair them. This robot could be an excellent asset in the fight ahead.
That should be all of them. Now we just need to regroup with the rest of-
...well, while you're talking, let me just check with my team.
Crescendo, are you back where we said to regroup?
Yes. So quit pestering me.
Schmitt, do you copy?! I don't care if you've only got five Chaos Rings at this point, if you're not there we can't use-
MS, calm down, I'm fine. I just ended up jumping through some portal by accident, but I got the last Chaos Ring, so it's all good.
...didn't you say you saw the Gold Chaos Ring before your transmission cut off?
Schmitt, what was in that portal?
A lot of weird things, actually; there were birds turning into fish and then back into birds, half-pipes in the sky, red balls and UFOs everywhere, some sort of purple wolf-jerboa guy...
...that's all I needed to know. Thank you. Make sure to meet back up with Crescendo.
...son of a
, not Fang...
...Well, if you insist, he's all yours. Who's the guy you're taking him to, anyways?
Well, a long time ago (at least I assume; This dimension's year is 2020, when most other dimensions in this particular Omniverse has the same anomalous year of 20XX), this guy was the leader of a powerful group of alien warriors known as the Stardroids... They used to be planetary conquerors, but then Mega Man came along and shown them true heroism, earning him their respect.
...I'm taking this robot directly to their second-in-command. They currently reside on DK Island, and considering who lives there, it's safe to assume Sunstar will be patched up in no time.
Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa (Flame Mode) | Level: ? | Health: 430,748,732/431,331,679 | ATK: ▲ ▲ ▲ 257,171,503,587 | DEF: 1 | SPE: ▼ 10% Less Incalculable
...Finally, it's about time we get to see them.
Excuse me, Y, but what on Earth are you watching and why are you watching it instead of working?
Sorry, sir, I've just been so caught up in these "Duracell Games" recently...
Hm. Sorry, wrong answer. The correct answer was supposed to be "one of our amazing and spectacular programmings, like Gemini Tonight", not the programs of our company rivals. I'm afraid I'll have to dock your pay.
And besides, what interest could there have possibly been to a show where nothing happened for basically a majority of the time?
Actually, they have been moving at speeds faster than the average eye. I think they're using some kind of special technology to-
Y. You're a great cameraman, excellent even. But when it comes down to combat, well, it's no wonder you could never even come close to defeating Mega Man. Nobody's that fast! Even Quick Man, who prides himself in his speed, moves fast enough for the average eye to catch.
...Right... Well, would it be selfish of me to ask not to cut down on my pay? I've already lost enough of today's pay just by watching this on Pay-per-View.
Pay-for-whatnow!? You mean to tell me your spending company funds watching a rival newtwork's Pay-per-View Television!? Pay-per-View!? IN 20XX!?!?
(Sir, it's 2020-)
Ugh, of all the- ...Just how cheap can these guys get!? Who is even responsible for recording all this!? And who would even want to WATCH it, let alone PAY to watch it!?
...Uh, about 50 million people and counting, sir.
50 millio-
...Pardon?
Well, yeah, I mean... It's likely due to the anticipation of whether or not the world's going to blow up or whatever. Though, the hashtag is really trending on Omni-Twitter...
...So, people enjoy watching this sort of combat, do they...?
...Y, get back to work at once. And by get back to work, I mean study MORE on these "Duracell Games". Continue to watch it, straight to the end. I believe we may have found our next big hit.
I'm not sure he's gonna be able to keep up with all those clones by himself.
Oh PLEASE, The Speed Lord's clearly faster.
He's ALSO got a low Attack stat compared to Hiyaa. Face it, The Speed Lord's eventually gonna need something extra to fight off those afterimages, whether you think so or not.
Why not just use the Mecha Summoning Program, since summons appear to be legal now?
Because I don't wanna risk a stress-test. Plus, not much of my Mechas are good for fighting off super-fast entities. Other than maybe Crazy Cannons, but they aren't exactly known for being able to take hits very well.
We're talking quantum FTL energy bullets*, dude.
We're ALSO talking-...
...Huh, I guess that IS a pretty good point to make.
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 90,000/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1546/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 24940 ▲▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)

Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Hiyaa (Flame Mode) | Level: ? | Health: 430,748,732/431,331,679 | ATK: ▲ ▲ ▲ 257,171,503,587 | DEF: 1 | SPE: ▼ 10% Less Incalculable
Hey, how ya doin'?
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 90,000/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 1546/2500 | ATK: 19845 ▲ ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 24940 ▲▲ (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Ring Ring | Level 19 | Health: 130/130 | ATK: 3020 ((140 + 162) * 10) | DEF: 3020 ((140 + 162) * 10) | SPE: 3120 ((150 + 162) * 10)
Perfect, Unb-
...I realize that you haven't met yet. Sonic, Tails, this is Unbeatable Air. He's part of a makeshift team I formed to help gather other collectibles.
I had said teammates take on the jobs of finding the Time Stones and Chaos Rings for the same reasons I avoided the Chaos Emeralds and Master Emerald altogether.
Even if I've well grown past the need for my Titan Metal Sonic form, it would have raised suspicion regardless.
And the Time Stones...well, given the circumstances of our first encounter, that would raise just as many red flags.
In any case, there are only two sets of collectibles on my list that we have yet to acquire in any amount: the Sol Emeralds, and the Rainbow Drops.
These blocks certainly clash with the rest of the environment...
They look a lot newer than everything else, too...
...maybe there's a secret behind them!
I can put that to the test.
Wow!
Do you think we're going to find more of these things behind the same blocks?
Maybe not the same blocks...I'd imagine whatever placed these put different blocks behind each, all breakable by different types.
Well, let's keep looking!
Ugh...my head...
...where'd the robot go?
...well hello there, darlin'...
(Crikey, not that karate guy again!!!)
Dang it, he got away!
*sigh* I'll get him next time...
But hey, at least I found this cool thing!
HAH!?


WRRRYYY
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!MUDA!

Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: ▼ ▼ ▼ A little Less Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
HIYAA | Level: ? | Health: 430,748,732/431,331,679 | ATK: 85,723,834,529 | DEF: 1 | SPE: Incalculable
So, before we look for the rest of the collectibles, we should head back to Mega City to check on Crescendo and Schmitt.
Brr...no wonder nobody's visited this place in two months*! It's barren and frigid!
Just be glad that we didn't have to head to Neptune...
That doesn't look normal.
Probably isn't.
Finally! Let's get out of here!
Heh, they're giving out gems like they're candy!
Who's that kid? What's she tryin' to do with that stick o' hers?
Poor girl can't aim to save her life! Might as well teach her a thing or two...
Yeah! Got it on my first try!
Well, SOMEONE thinks they're friggin' hilarious, I see!
We'll see how funny you think you are when I annihilate your face off the map!
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 63,895/100,000 | ATK: 2660 ▲ | DEF: 3920 ▲▲ | SPE: 2410
Puyo!~ Puyo? (Beta!~ You there?)
...Puy puyo, puy? (...Still feeling down, huh?)
Puyo! Puy puyo puyo! (Come on! We literally can't do this without you!)
...Puyo. (...Listen.)
Puy puyo puyo. Puyo, puy puyo puyo. Puyo puy "puyo" puy puyo, puyo puyo. Puyo; Puy puyo. Puyoyo. (I know that it's hard sometimes. And trust me, I've made my fair share of mistakes. Even if I am as high on this "hierarchy" as people say I am, I am not perfect. Far from; I'm still learning. I always am.)
Puy puyo puyo; Puy puyo. Puyo... Puyo puyo. (But it doesn't matter what mistakes you make; It's how you learn from them. How you grow... And how much you change.)
...Puy puyo puyo, puy puyo: Puyo puy puyo puyo? (...And if you don't think you've learned from the mistakes of the past, then ask yourself this: How many times did this world explode in comparison to the Absurd Roleplay?)
...Puyo, puy puy puyo, puyo puyo puy. (...Well, if you ever want to come out, I'm always willing to share this large cake with a friend.)
...Puy puyo!~ (...I've also got a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper!~)
REAL SHIT?
...I knew he would be awoken from his depression for the dumbest reason.
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