He's in space.
He's in space?
He's in space! Let's send a nuke at him in space to piss him off!
Why?
Because we need to be a constant reminder to others that we exist otherwise we will decay out of irrelevance.
Also I wanna piss him off!
*listening to classical music*
Is... is that a nu-
NGHRRRRRRR- ✌︎■︎♑︎♏︎❒︎ ●︎♏︎❖︎♏︎●︎ ♓︎■︎♍︎❒︎♏︎♋︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ♌︎⍓︎ -RRRRRRNGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Do you think we made him mad?
Pfft, if he were the type of guy to order coffee, he'd blow up the entire coffee shop-- and the building if it's under one-- if you got his order wrong.
Though that would be to assume he wouldn't have done that from the start.
what's hip and happening my guys
copy? i'm no copy. i could annihilate you if i wanted to. i have the power of the neucuttaceezexplamelectrimearinterswinturisstaladacielaser core on my side
Oh, for the love of-
Better.
Hey, you guys're working on taking down that Beta Devil character, right? Any luck with that?
You guys find Beta Devil yet?
Nothin' here, chief.
NONE OF US DRILL MOLES FOUND ANYTHING EITHER DESPITE THE FACE THAT EACH INDIVIDUAL DIRLL MOLE IS ACTUALLY THREE PEOPLE SO IT SHOULD BE EVEN EASIER TO LOCATE BETA DEVIL THIS WAY BY THE WAY WHO DESIGNED ME LIKE THIS HONESTLY THERE'S WAY TOO MUCH SENSORY OVERLOAD GOING ON HALP
I found THIS guy! You told me to find Beta Devil, and he looks a lot like a demon! Close enough, right?
You better tell me why you decided to bring me here from my tower over on Deimos before I take a Cyber Rocket to your faces. Also, the reason I look like a demon is because I AM one.
Dammit Batton, that's the wrong guy. Sorry, mister, uhh...
Tyrant Man. I used to call myself Cyber Man until I learned that name was taken.
Right. Anyway, Tyrant Man, sorry to suddenly bring you here against your will, we're looking for someone by the name of Beta Devil. In short, Beta Devil is the split personality of Beta Shadow, a member of a race of godlike entities called Reapers. The first time I remember Beta Devil popping up, it was due to King K. Rool, the ruler of the Kremlings, tricking Beta Shadow into being exposed to the corruption of the Anti-Omni Meme. Beta Devil turned out to be seriously powerful, and apparently the only way anyone would be able to defeat Beta Devil without killing Beta Shadow would be through somehow giving Beta Shadow a pep talk. Oh yeah, and I absorbed a Water Rogue Star which allowed me to use the Forbidden Water-type Abilities such as Healing Tide and Attack Corrosion. Through a series of events, we were able to overcome Beta Devil, but now he's popped back up, and he's got these bull
red attacks that cause you to instantly get vaporized upon touch. However, I have a feeling that it's not as "instant death" as the attack would lead you to believe. Anyway, we tried to attack Beta Devil, but he escaped into a wormhole. Just as it was about to close however, I used my new ability Ultra Wormhole to forcibly rip it back open, causing a dimensional tear that somehow created a second dimension.
tl;dr, Beta Devil's EXTREMELY EVIL, but we can't kill him, otherwise his split personality dies too.
Anyway, as a token of apology for basically kidnapping you, I'm going to send you back AND throw in an E-Tank, a W-Tank, and an M-Tank.
Actually, make that an Energy Capsule, a Weapon Capsule, and a Yashichi. I'm not exactly a fan of having Imp Man spike my drinks.
Crap, STILL no sign of Beta Devil. It's like he can TURN INVISIBLE or something!
Oh hey boomers :3
nothing's happening, so...
why not make something happen?
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A... wait that's the wrong script. screw it, let's just get this over with.
Listen, kids. We're dealing with an omniversal threat here, so either make yourselves useful or
bugger off.
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