

Duracell (Bored/Casual) | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Well, battery boy... boys?, we're not clowns, but surprisingly neither are you. Let me repeat that. You are not clowns.
Because clowns are supposed to be funny, and you can't even make anyone laugh except your live studio audience consisting of hundreds of you!
Mighty | HP 49 999 997/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000



Duracell (Bored/Casual) | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Oof, ouch, how painful. I am sUrE to lose this battle quickly.
Also, are you sure your humor is sophisticated and you're not just a narcissistic idiot?
Mighty | HP 49 999 996/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
Duracell (Extremely Bored) | Level: Maximumer | Health: â–¼ Incalculable | ATK: â–¼ Incalculable | DEF: â–¼ Incalculable | SPE: â–¼ Incalculable
I'm not going anywhere.
Mighty | HP 49 999 996/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000

Duracell (Extremely Bored) | Level: Maximumer | Health: â–¼ Incalculable | ATK: â–¼ Incalculable | DEF: â–¼ Incalculable | SPE: â–¼ Incalculable
How about you and the boys take a vacation until the timer runs out? You look like you need it.

Duracell (Extremely Bored) | Level: Maximumer | Health: â–¼ Incalculable | ATK: â–¼ Incalculable | DEF: â–¼ Incalculable | SPE: â–¼ Incalculable
Interestingly enough, I did fight a deaf person before. Admittedly I had help from a group of four, but if I was alone, I'd have fought them like this...
...and this...
...and this!
Also, I recall you saying these battles were to the death/forfeit.
So if you're so keen on activating that bomb...
...you forfeit, do you not?
Which means, one way or another, you failed.
We've been waiting for the next step of Regulus' plan for quite some time. How long are you going to keep us in the dark?






Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Technically, you have challengers, whatever you may think of us. So...
Fight us or forfeit and lose your chance to destroy the planet, what's so hard to get about that?
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get me angry.
But that'd just let my guard down.
Let's face it: your master has a point about the hierarchy. If we so desire, we can be on equal strength, and higher than the Great Entity. The delete button, forum rules, and first two rules of this thread are the only things holding us back.
But unlike you, and even unlike me before...
...I'm going to use it to protect the world, and I won't back down so long as Brash Buster is alive to write my dialogue.



Duracell (4th Form) | Level: Maximumest | Health: Incalculable++++ | ATK: Incalculable++++ | DEF: Incalculable++++ | SPE: Incalculable++++
I'm going to keep doing that.
Duracell (5th Form) | Level: Maximumest | Health: Incalculable++++ | ATK: Incalculable++++ | DEF: Incalculable++++ | SPE: Incalculable++++
I know your game, Duracell. You're going to do everything you possibly can not to lose.
Fortunately for us, I'm prepared to ensure you can't win, either.
Dark Elf | Level: Why are you reading this? | Energy: Like, it's pretty obvious | Attack: she's not going to let anything affect her. | Defense: Honestly, I just had this here in the first place | Speed: because even Duracell had it, even though he's about on the same level or lower.
Neither you nor Dark Elf are on my good graces, "G. Rizzle". It's best you stay out.


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Sans, Reggae, Moto... Please see to it that all customers are safely evacuated from the premises.
On it! On it, squawk!
Are you fucking serious!? I ordered 5 of your stupid calzones, just to get past the fucking barrier, and I don't get to kill a single kiddin?Hell, I didn't even get my fucking food yet!Fucking unbelievable...



...Sorry. But we're not serving for members of the Omniverse-ending posse. Either take your business elsewhere, or we'll FORCE you out. Of the land of the living, that is.
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