
....Transformed? Wh--
....Those damn pigs would threaten Waluigi!? What did he do to them!? I swear, if I ever cross paths with one of those pizzeria punks, the first thing they'll get is a knuckle baconator.

(I was planning on giving a one-star, but even that would be pushing things.)
Duracell (5th Form) | Level: Maximumest | Health: Incalculable++++ | ATK: Incalculable++++ | DEF: Incalculable++++ | SPE: Incalculable++++
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Something on your mind there, Beta?
...I think that encounter with Waluigi is going to ruin this pizzeria.
What makes you say that?
...I see. And what makes you think this alone is going to ruin this place's reputation, in comparison to J. Jonah Jameson?
People literally sent death threats to Sakurai in attempt to get Waluigi into Smash. I'd like to think people would listen if he said this place stunk.
In places of this caliber, it takes a single, solitary smudge on the company's reputation to completely drag it down to the ground. If things go the way I think it will, we may just have to close the place down.
Wh-what!? Over Waluigi!? Surely you jest...
...The truth of the matter, Bt, is that running a business is completely different to saving the world. When fighting the forces of evil, even when things are at their darkest, there's still hope. But when it comes down to running a business, once it lowers into its darkest ages, it's over. And what's more, this roleplay has the power to bring back the dead. A company, on the other hand, can never rise back from total bankruptcy.
Honestly, in every single solitary aspect of this scenario, I don't see any way for ANYONE other than the evil to succeed.
Gee, you're back pretty quick. It's almost like you gave up trying to convince Wario altogether.
Yeah, well Wario said he'd basically try to pummel anyone who works for this place. Now, I have no association with this company like I do the people working here, but I'd rather avoid any and all pointless squabbles.
So, it's pointless, then. Even if we manage to beat Regulus, Hades Quartet would just intervene and allow Regulus to escape and do it all over again, giving him enough of an opening to simply get stronger, outsmart us, kill us, and destroy everything.
Let's not give up hope. We still have a chance at victory.
Easy for you to say. Not even Mighty has had any luck of even weakening Duracell. If nothing we even do is going to affect him, we may as well consider ourselves to be absolutely
ed.
Well...let's give this a shot. I need his KI after all...
Excuse me...Duracell? Is it true you're working for Regulus?
There he is!
Can we prepare a ambush?
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No...not yet. Duracell will recognize us as potentional enemies. We'll not even be able to lay a finger on him with that bug...well...bugging us.
Besides...seems we've already got someone on the job.
So, you got a plan for when he inevitably beats Mighty?
Nope. But I can assure you, Duracell won't be able to bullshit his way out of fights forever. I happen to have a team onhand I was reserving for a certain glitch, but I suppose it'll do for Duracell.
Whatever, you do you.
The problem isn't Hades Quartet's power... Er, well, it kinda is, just not that kind of power...
...The truth of the matter is, in terms of strength, we can probably beat him. But in terms of numbers- assuming he can spawn in multiples of Mech-KIIs like Worship had spawned multiples of MKII clones- he has us beat. And even if we could beat those numbers, it'd just be wasted energy needed for us to fight Regulus himself. He isn't going to prolong the end of the Omniverse because we're "tired".
The only way we could possibly beat them is if we had access to a team that could equal, if not overpower those numbers... Reguhalla comes to mind, but there's just no way they'd ever help us... Especially since we don't have any clue how to convince them to.
Well, how about we ask Defteros? Maybe they can find a way to convince Regacron to help us take down Quartet Enterprises.
...It could be worth a shot. But let's not forget: No matter how individual he may seem to be, he's still a clone of MKII, in a sense. He might be hard to convince, if we can even convince him at all.
Yeah... Do we even know where Defteros could be at this point?
No. But judging by the way this roleplay normally flows, I think we're about to find out.
So Compass...Where are the defense systems. Due to my programming as a specialist, I can most likely operate them.
I just...I don't want to lose this world, Kogasa. This is a world where I can be free, and even if it's not the first world of its kind, I can't stand to imagine how long I'll have to wait until I get my chance of freedom again.
Dyna, your mind is stuck in a worst-case scenario.
Think about this: even if Duracell or Regulus could destroy the Omniverse, who's the person that controls them?
...Walter. Or whoever's running that account right now.
Well, whoever it is, are they Beta Shadow or Ninja Phantom?
Koga, part of why we got into this mess is because we were idolizing Beta Shadow.
I'm not saying it to idolize them. What I mean is that Beta Shadow and Ninja Phantom are the only two normal users on this site with the power to delete the thread.
...why are we talking about the thread?
Because that's the true thing keeping this world intact, Dyna.
You were in Absurd Roleplay, right? You remember being Dyna Fight Advance there, right?
...well, yeah. It was kind of a big thing that helped you make me realize I was a Pseudoreaper.
The reality of that world may have collapsed on itself. It may have sapped most of their memories from there. But technically, it still exists.
Sure, the Trio of Origin wasn't willing to restore it. But they don't belong to the person who made the thread. The person who did make it left it intact, and had people not chosen to leave, things might have picked up where they left off.
So think about this: Unless Beta Shadow - in both senses of his identity - was willing to let this world go down at Regulus' hands, could he really keep it that way?
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But again, that's the worst-case scenario.
The way things are shaping up, it seems like we might have a chance against Regulus whenever he shows up. So let's prepare for that instead.
So, you know how us Amanojaku eat people and wear their skin?
Well I made a Spell Card based on that! Don't worry, it only incorporates the "wearing people's skin" part, and even then, it's a DUPLICATE of their skin.
And guess what? It lets me use the Spell Cards of whoever I'm copying!
Hope you're ready, because this time... I'm stealing YOUR Spell Cards!
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