Sorry about the holdup.
Ah, there you are Rika. What exactly happened?
Nothing important.
Well...now that you're here, could you help us with these?
Hm...the Sage Medallions and Purity Heart, huh?
Well, considering that the Sage Medallions awaken the power of Hyrule's Sages - hence the name - I'd imagine that a transformation would grant someone power nearly equal to said Sages. That'd include their individual elemental abilities, as well as general repelling of evil.
And given how it was formed, a transformation from the Purity Heart would likely give the user love-based powers. In practice, it'd probably be like the non-elemental use of the Sage Medallions.
Of course, given that these were designed to stop evil specifically, that narrows down their potential wielders. Not quite to the "pure of heart" level of the Crystal Coconut, but morality and history are definitely factors.
...Hm...
Something on your mind?
...I-a wonder. The World Rings- from what I have-a been told- are created from a balance of-a 7 emotions...
...If we were to-a find artifacts with a similar balance of-a emotions... How much would our chances of-a victory increase?
Okay, A. Don't ask how we got this line, B. Don't ask how long we have been listening, and C. Lemme ask you guys this. You guys have been too busy thinking inside the box.... Well, technically we're thinking inside the box too but you get my point.
Granted. Our last visit didn't go too well either, but we may have sneaked a nanobot into their base of operations during our last visit before being blasted off. All we have to do is have it emit a charge into one of their little guards that makes them listen to our commands, control it to go over to that switch, and presto.
Hey, are you telling them about my pla- *OW!*
You didn't even know it existed until we told you an hour ago, dimwit!
...Convenient. But where were you all earlier?
*audible shrugging noises*
...A question. If you don't mind. World Rings- including prototype ones- only activates upon reaction to a strong emotion of what matches it.
...And seeing how "Presents" isn't really an emotion- more of an object, really- ...How does that ring even work? What kind of emotion does it even search for?
Uhhh....
Hey, dude, you good?
Oh, no, I'm uh... I'm fine. I just need to use the bathroom.
Oh. Steady on, then.
..."Bathroom"? Wait a sec--
I've rerouted it's data onto the motherboard (along with a first-person view), and whaddya know? These robots are built in with automatic tracking knowledge of (almost) every room in here. It was actually... pretty... easy. This Treasure Room seems a little unorthodox, though. Nearly none of these robots have the authority nor power necessary to activate it.
For someone that prides himself on leading an trans-intergalactic-dimensional business company, I'd be willing to bet he's got more than just your average pool of gold coins. Or zeni. Or yen.
Bingo. I trust your forces are ready to attack?
We have them surrounded. Enter and we'll go on the offense immediately.
Perfect. This has been a long time coming, Hades... you and your little game is over.
All right, you all, prepare to launch the offense in three... two... one.
Ah. So they've taken the bait. Fine, then. if it is to be conquered you desire... then conquered so it shall be.
Now look at what you've did, you nigh-all powerful idiot! Now we have no time left! And you want us to sit there at let him allow Regulus to get away with Omniversal destruction!?
No. Screw that. What we're going to do, is nip this in the bud!



Here we are, maggot.
This...this is a wall. Where's-
So...how'd your plan go? You'd get that KI like you so confidently said you were going to?
...
Thought as much...
Listen up...behind that helmet lies a weapon capable of helping humanity thrive. Your little bodyjacking ability could help create SOLDIERS dedicated to humanity. You could make the world a better place.
] But...you don't care about that, do you? You care about "escaping" this reality, right? You sound like one of those druggies from the 60s.
It sounds crazy, but I KNOW there's a world beyond this one.
I could argue all day about the contrary, but that's besides the point. You want out? The only way now is the obvious one. AND the moral one, mind you.
What? You think what I did was immoral?
You opened up a dead zone, attacked a random person for no reason, and unleashed a literal God on those with actual morals.
Like I said, it was when I activated my AUTO mode. If I realized what would of happened-
I don't care. They don't care. No one cares. Your excuses have let you friendless and out in the cold. Not everyone is as HEARTLESS as you, maggot.
I'm the best shot you've got for your goal because I'm the ONLY shot you've got. Understood?
...
You said you wanted to leave this world on good terms, right? This is the only way. Now then, are you willing to make a pledge to this great nation and to mankind?
...
How hard is it to use that CPU of yours to make-
Alright. I'm in.
Good. Now then...Corporal Air.
I want you to instruct him as a Corporal would do for a Private.
...Understood sir!
Good. Also, I want you to tell him about our plan against Regulus. I've some business to attend to. Dismissed.
...I hope this full-on assault works.
...I understand that you guys need to keep as much strength and energy as possible for Regulus, but... You and your alternates are the people who need to fight Regulus. What is there to stop us from joining the fight?
Do you want to face an army of MKII clones?
...Point taken.
...





Alright, listen up.
How'd we get here so quickly?
You will address me as sir, understood?
Sure thing.
...
Want to try that again?
Let's focus on the objective.
You remember the details?
I don't recall you telling me.
...
Any bodies you find you are to bodyjack, then send to these coordinates. Roger that?
Roger that.
...You're not even worth my time.


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