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Look, dude. There's no need to, like, be a downer about this, man. We get a second chance of life!
...Beta. Just because we have been reincarnated, doesn't mean you have to change your personality.
Naw, come on, bro. I'm just trying to, like, get more in touch with my new elemental powers, you know?
...If sounding like an absolute stoner is what makes you more "in-touch" with your elemental powers, than I think I would've preferred if you were the same as you were before... Something I thought you would never make me feel. And yet, here we are.
Psh, ok. Whatever, man.
Well, regardless, your reformation process has to be done before Regulus ends up erasing the Omniverse... And seeing that we have entered the battle against Shaggy Negro, there might not be much time left.
...I believe that our first step is to address why exactly you two are evil. Kappa... Why exactly did you want to freeze the world back when you were Beta Miser?
I dunno, man. I just wanted more than to have a little fun, you know?
...I see. And are you willing to try and go through with it again?
Nah, man. I think I learned my lesson about that, dude... I'm just stoked to be alive again, bro.
...Ok then, I suppose the transitional period for you has already ended. You are deemed a hero. Huzzah. *Turns to Iota Forest* Now, Iota, why did you-
Don't play dumb with me, faker. You may be pretending to be the great hero now, but let's face it... You don't just change sides immediately. There HAS to have been some form of process. That's what you're trying to put me through, no?
...You know why I am who I am. It is because in this world, the brilliant creation of others... Is tainted by the creations of those who lack true creativity.
...But before you start asking me any questions, why don't you-
...Why don't you answer me this: What exactly made you lose sight of our ultimate goal? Our master plan? The destruction of all those wretched OCs?
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Being harsh to him like that isn't going to make him learn his lessen. Only deepen his anger. And besides, you're not an OC. You're an official character. Just... With an altered tale for the sake of this roleplay.
...You want to know why I changed my ways? Well, let's first think on a certain question... Why do you think we still existed when the Absurd Roleplay was supposedly destroyed, and never reversed? Why do you think the Aeons were still around, back before this roleplay was created?
...The answer is simple. It's because someone brought it back... Attempted to revive it, for the sake of continuing his evil deeds.
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...Despite their efforts, however, they eventually just upped and... Disappeared. Everyone did, really... Everyone but us and the Aeons. I suppose that means that, in a way, the Absurd Roleplay is still considerably our home.
...Then one day, I had a conversation with Delta Paradox.
...And you honestly expect me to believe that? What makes you think I'd simply change my ways, just because of your little story?
...Well. Maybe I did think that would work. Or maybe, just maybe, I have a bit of an example in mind.
...Follow me.
Hey there, Alpha. Who are these two?
The original variants of me and Epsilon, reincarnated into new forms. I'm trying to teach them how to be proper heroes so that Beta X can grant me the Demon Sage transformation.
Dude... You think we can get some snacks along the way? I haven't eaten since the day I died. I'm, like, totally starving, bro.
...Well, I'm trying to teach one of them, anyways.
Cool. May I join?
Well, we'll all need to gather together once I gained my form so we could prepare to face Regulus, so sure.
Alright, "Hades", give it up. This whole entire thing was just a ploy to give Shaggy Negro the opening he needed, didn't he?
Perhaps. I'm astonished you all would have thought that I would let intruders in so easily. Worry not, however... Nothing of value was lost.
...Fair enough. I'll cut to the chase.
Immortality. Seal-proofness. How-- what could you have possibly gained to give something that vast?
It's quite simple. I've have simply had my troops gathered pieces of the most powerful objects throughout each known dimension and universe to create what I like to call The Composite 1-Up. You cannot destroy or erase it, and it doesn't disappear after each use, rather-- It is so powerful that the user will be brought back no matter what cataclysmic event befalls them. Of course, where you all see conspiracy, I see profit. This was merely a business trade. At your expense? Maybe so. But business is business. However...
Nothing is without balance. This should balance it out to the point where it negates the effects of The Composite 1-Up.
why are you giving me this, exactly?
Due to the Rules of Trade, I already have what I want. If Regulus tries to kill me, or take my infinite wealth away, it'll take away his new Power-Up as well. It was all in the name of pure business.
Word to the wise-- You may want to focus on the current target at hand. Shaggy Negro intends to cause serious destruction. And now that Regulus is fed up with him... He has nearly nothing to lose.
(...Why did I take off my helmet again?)



...I'm, like, sorry, Scrappy...
...But, like, you've gone too far, dude.


You see that?
Yeah...I see the three gods above our power levels. What about them?
No! I mean the pile of corpses around them. There perfect for what General Kilroy wants. And YOUR going to get them.
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That's an order. You don't follow my orders, you won't get what you want. Simple as that.
You really are trying to get me killed, aren't you?
You come back, don't you?
That's besides the point...fine.
...Scrappy. I, like, feel like there's a chance for you to change, man... Even if it's small, there's still a chance.
...But, like, before I try to attempt it...
...You, like, need to learn your lesson.
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