I'm pretty sure it'll only weaken the Coda Corruption... hopefully enough to cure Kiddy.
But I'm more worried about the big picture. He says he erased all of the MKII Virus in this universe, but we won't have a proper victory over him until we cleanse every single universe in which he's infected someone.
Sorry. I was just...thinking, is all.
*bip* (Not to mention...)
*boowp* (...we've still got a lot more than the MKII Virus to worry about.)
Hey, don't worry.
IRL Beta Shadow had literally no plans to use Kiddie Kong beyond the Coda Corruption stuff, anyways.
Master Missingno.! You don't just SAY stuff like that!
What? It's true.
No, I mean... I don't think Diddy Kong knows how to break the 4th Wall, let alone what a 4th Wall is. You don't just say 4th Wall stuff around the people who are unaware of it.
But it's true.
I mean, there was that time where I had to prove I was a "video game hero"*, so I kinda get-
To be honest, I didn't think Kiddy would become a permanent fixture either. He definitely seemed like a choice meant to compliment Chunky's recent relevance.
And if there aren't any plans, that's kinda a double-edged sword.
The plus side is that Kiddy can't be put in any worse of a spot...
...but the whole reason we kept Kiddy in that Muted Echo Chamber even when he stopped mattering plot-wise was that even so, it didn't seem right to just leave one of the Kongs for dead or to forever be cursed. If we had to drop him, we figured we might as well do it after he was in good shape again.
Like, I know it's all just written words. I've seen the word writer in person. But that doesn't mean what they write has to be so bitter.
After all, that's a big reason why we care about Regulus in the first place. Why anyone cares about him.
Wh-what!? You actually met your-
...No.
Do not tell me such childish lies, especially at a time like this. I know the truth, far too well. More than every single one of you... Especially that foolishly naive Null.
THERE IS NO WAY TO ENTER THE REAL WORLD. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR THE LIKES OF CRANKY, MATT, REGULUS, OR KIRBY. And I don't want to hear a SINGLE DAMN WORD out of you that says otherwi-
Missingno., ENOUGH! Release her at once!
...
...Let it be known, yokai: I will not buy into any childish fantasies of entering the real world like that pathetic purple Proto Man. So from here on out, you should watch what you say around me. Because next time, I may not be so willing to listen to Jazz's command to release you.
Isn't it obvious? Whatever she entered wasn't the real world; It's a pale imitation. A representation of the real world within a fake Omniverse. It's the same way characters like Deadpool was able to do so in the Marvel Comics.*
If you have any regard for your life left, you will forfeit. Of course, I'll probably still kill you anyway, but...
No way. This ends here.
While you are correct, I feel the neither of us are on the same page on how. But it's no matter.
(Hmm. I know one person who definitely would have made a pathetic arm pun. But fortunately for me...)
I don't know how you managed to do that, but in any case, I seriously owe you a great debt for getting me out of there.
Ain't no problem.
Well, I'll see you in the future Mr....
I put Waldo into hiding. I know where Carmen Sandiego is. I know Victoria's Secret. And my Toilet Paper doesn't take crap from anyone. As long as you know these simple things... you know who I am.
.....
Look, I could show you photo evidence. I could pull the old "chemicals in your brain" counterargument. I could point out what I can and can't do out there. But that doesn't matter.
I just wanted to clear up why we're waiting until a cure for the Coda Corruption is possible until we drop Kiddy Kong from the story.
But right now, let's focus on keeping all the incoming bull
from killing us.
Yeah, whatever... Don't go mentioning any stupid, childish mentions of entering the real world again, got it?
Personally speaking, I don't want to hear a single word out of you myself. You've stepped far too much out of line, Missingno. And I can't let it go unpunished.
...I'll repair them when Regulus is defeated. Now, return to base immediately, and don't step a SINGLE foot outside until I say so. OR ELSE.
...
...Not a single one of you expect an apology from me for his actions. I've said far too many empty words in my entire multiple lifetimes; If you don't want to hear it, I'm not going to say it.
WALTER.
...How ya doin', pal?
Other than the longlasting coma I was in after being abandoned by my own powers, trying to be put under someone else's control, and being turned into a human pretzel... I actually feel great.
But, wait... If you're here, then your Universe...
Gonezo. But that's water under the bridge. Besides... I honestly think it might be better this way.
You, on the other hand, need to get your
together. All of it. Get all that
in one huge bag, just get it together.
I'm not sure I take your meaning.
Look, dude, I'm going to be really honest. No matter how many people individually are to blame for this catastrophe, The real one at fault is you. I understand you dislike involving yourself in these matters, but this is what happens when you don't look after your own responsibilities. You've had several opportunities to put MKII in your place and you've squandered them all.
...
Nobody's asking you to play along, but when the time really calls for it, you step up. Worship was partially right on that behalf. Your neutrality is only doing you favors.
Only you can choose to take responsibility for your actions. I trust of you to make the right choice.
...Wow, funny how the Wily Omega is the one to give you a reality check.
Honestly, I'd be more offended if he did apologize for that. Missy's letting the whole "real and fake" thing bother him like he wants to perish like a do-
Kogasa, just stop. Stop acting like you're some sort of freelance plot policewoma-
Says the guy who only got brought back from Mystery Dungeon limbo because Brash needed someone to justify Dark Elf after he made her
up unspoken rules because he thought anything goes-
STOP IT!!!
CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?!?!
Hmh. (It's fine. Just a little...heat of the moment thing, that's all. No pun intended.)
Not to mention something "random" sounds a little risky.
Eh...Chunk, ye doin' okay, mate?
Chunky feel something good may have chance to happen soon...or me hope so.
Alright, no more dillydallying. I sent you back as an Aggron. And now I'll send you back again as a--
..You're not going to listen until I tell you, are you?
I've been holding back from the start. I was merely suppressing any power I may have held.
Heh. Nice bluff, but I call. I've seen all of your abilities, and I know for sure now that I. Can. Wi--
....
..Oh, no, since you find wasting everyone's time so entertaining, do go on. Or has reality finally taken pity on you?
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