Who even is Oliver?
Yep, that's me. Oliver. What is i--
...Oh, man, not again.
How? When?
Back when I was arrested, I made this to destroy that junk heap called a "prison" that Amadeus peon sent me in, and then kill him. But I never had time to do that, either.
All the speed that I had gained from the bird is not only retained here, but also my shield's defense. And seeing how it is unbreakable or destroy-proof by any and all means... You can imagine the trouble you are in.
(...How am I supposed to fight against this?)
Mr. Candy Kong, what's stopping him from turning back into Regulus and killing us all if I do that?
I mean, so did Trio.EXE and you really didn't do anything to try and stop him then.
Although... Maybe there is someone who could beat him {Regulus} with ease.
...out of all the people you could have chosen, you chose Terra.
You could have chosen the leading warrior CX, the similarly long-lasting GX, the trigger-happy Mr. Dink, the Orochi power-wielding Omega Rugal, the aformentioned Navi/Virus hybrid - who, might I remind you, is also an orangutan...
But no. You chose the one whose greatest accomplishment was helping Chunky Kong escape from an already unstable suit of armor. I'd point out his time infected by the Limited didn't count, but truthfully it wouldn't help his case anyway given that Beta Devil killed him by looking at him funny.
Not that it matters anyway, because it's becoming increasingly evident that we can't - and won't - land a scratch on the accursed Wily Omega, and our only purpose is to wait for the one who can.
I honestly wasn't even going to entertain him, either.
Anyway, I think it's time I cut to the chase and get back to what I really came here to do.
Good job, Cranky.
No, you know what? I'm done with the sarcasm. You have done a
ing horrible job.
In your time in this Dimension, from its start to its end, you've been a bigger blight on it than Robbie Robben or El Grande Padre could hope to be. From idling in your cabin while Beta Devil almost destroyed everything, to not taking a hint when the
ing Trio of Origin told you to finish a job, to ending everything by provoking the Multi-Omniverse's worst nightmare with a lowly Stardroid. I hope you're happy, you piece of
. And I hope the ethereal Reaper who chose you before Beta Shadow could is happy as well.
...No.
What do you mean "no"? The Omniverse is over! Our whole attempt at saving it was all for naught! At this point, we might as well pack our bags and take refuge in that "Random Fun-"
No.
Dyna Man, would you start making some SENSE?!?!
...
Alright this is becoming painful to watch, even for me. You can go spout out some nonsense about diffusing the plot at hand or how I'm not supposed to actually cause the end of things for all I care-which, is not at all. I'm just going to get this over with for all of us.
No.
Yes. Unfortunately, my name is not "Mecha Sonic", so I will not pretend to keel over and die as such.
I am not Beta Devil. I am not Worship. I am not a worthless heap of forgotten robots, a crybaby leech, or a virus netnavi with the intellect of a rock. I am the absence of good in things, I am destruction, I am the rising sun passing down on the world, and I am the wrath against Good and Evil alike. I am the Wily Omega. And I... uh... I've run out of things to say.
You refer to yourself as an "immortal being". The "only one without an expiration date". The "one who never dies". ...Yet, you also refer to yourself as the "Wily Omega". These two statements... They completely contradict each other.
How could a foolish old man full of jealousy and spite, who never accomplishes anything in his life, possibly create such an immortal creature with no weakness? The simple answer: He cannot. You are just as expirable as any other being in this world.
...And it's time to put you in your place... Cretin.
Dyna Man, come down. I know what you were trying to do, but with the past that you have, the best case scenario would have been an endless stalemate. Trust me, I've been there.
Fine.
But if Regulus wins, I will show him that we can fight back against his stupid narrative, even if it means doing the same thing that old Trio did in the Absurd Roleplay, over a year ago.
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