Hmph...
Well Thank you very much! So what now?
Here they are. The Digital Calvin and Hobbes Forums. The Omniverse where I was born.
...wait, why aren't you showing us your Universe?
Because I can't, Dangan Man. Not even this machine can re-discover those lost events. All that remains are my own memories of it.
...well, can you tell us what memories those were?
...I suppose it's the most I can do.
My Universe began with a fight. A fight between me and a boy who only went by "Double D". It seems he had two friends, "Ed" and "Eddy"...but I'm getting off-track.
Just one Shadow Blade, and the boy was on the ground. He said he recognized me, and I recognized him. From "Mega Man 3"; in my world, both a game and a landmark in history.
I told him that he helped Mega Man defeat me back when it happened, as a denial of his request to play video games with me...and that was it.
Time stopped for both of us, and eventually the whole Omniverse came crashing down on our heads.
I only ever truly knew one person in that world, and they were my enemy...
But then I lingered. One way or another, I was left in the Void, with nowhere to go.
I'm still in disbelief that I clung on for that long, but as I did, I learned new abilities, and re-shaped myself from the worlds I saw be born and die.
Hmmh... (Why didn't Brash just get you?)
Because he didn't see a need for me, Yoshi. Back when my world was around, Brash knew so little.
"Gensokyo" was as foreign of a concept to him as it was to most of your world's Reapers. Maybe even more.
The DOS robots, Fang the Sniper...even Gilgamesh was one of the many things he didn't learn until after he left me behind.
But I hold nothing against him for leaving me behind. There was so much more for him to do in the next decade or so, and in the end, my world didn't even matter.
The only thing I have on my mind now is what to do with the curse the Void left me with.
Oh sh-... Hold on...
Healing Water!
Huff Puff...
Geez... I'm... VERY EXHAUSTED...
..Hmmm. Where to spread evil now? I've gotta up my game, and do something so diabolical, that--
But why? Isn't that what bad guys do?
HSNIQANIRUANQWIUYTTQAGFB. WHERE. DID YOU. COME FROM.
And weren't you on that robohalla place or whaddyacallit?
Uh-huh! Regacron said I had to leave, though...
.....Why?
He said it was too dangerous, and that something very, very, bad might happen soon.
Wow.
I didn't wanna leave, so he forced me out. I just saw you and thought that you looked like you were having fun.
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Ohohoh. Belieeeve me, Defteros. Fun is the perfect word to describe what I have planned for the both of us.
Now come on, you can follow me to my base. We have cookies~!
Ooh!
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Thou art quite the durable individual, container of sand.
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...But deeply rooted unto mine own blade and mine own shields art the spirits of an unyielding era of warriors! You feel the wrath of not me nor my weapon, but the indomitable might of all vikings! Have at thee!
Hugh... ah...
*Glug* Ah...
Gee thanks...
cheese...bacon...ham...syr-actually no
Was thinking Syrup but no
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