First, I'm'na need you to punch this dummy.
Isn't that kind of a rude name to call it? I'm sure it's as smart as the rest of us!
No, that's not-- *sigh*-- It isn't sentient. It isn't a thing. It's an object. Just punch it.
Okie dokie!
How was that?
...
What do you mean I've come up with a terminal virus?
Oh, yes, it's, uh, it's one that has a 1/99,999,999 chance of appearing in random robots. Unfortunately, you are one of the few that have come down with this. If unchecked, it can completely infect and internally destroy any robot it touches.
Is there any way this can be fixed?
Glad you asked. All I need to do is go into your robo systems, check your data for this virus, and give you a special antivirus application that will be installed to prevent further appearances.
Yay!
Also the antivirus will reprogram you do to my bidding.
Wh--
*Major Confusion*
Wait a minute...
(If someone is possessed that's a bad sign!)
Owoaaagghh!
...How long has this been running?
How long has what been running?
Trust me, I was as confused as you are about that, too.
Wh-- oh. It's you.
Who?
That's not important.
I'm not even going to ask how, as implying logic to how you got here is a slippery slope in of itself. But what I am going to ask is what you're doing here.
Oh, you know. I had nothing better to do since a certain group killed Duracell, and Shaggy Negro was killed by regular Shaggy. So I felt I would stop by, say hello...
...Oh, and to try this.
I-I still don't get it
I don't think so, Yagami! This ends here!
Oh, ha, ha. You may as well give up already. Your days of turning Defteros into your own minion are ov--
--No! I refuse to perish! I am the Kremling Alpha!
...
What just happened? 
(Darn it, I need one of those.)
Hey, Yagami! You still haven't "vanquished me" yet, have you? Some fighter you are!
K... K... KYOOOOOOO!
*sigh* What are you doing back here? I'm a lost cause.
I wouldn't say that.
How did you...?
...well, it's not going to help anyway; I'm still cursed with releasing that virus from my body.
We've got that covered, too.
...?
You'd be surprised at what can be done if you don't leave everything to yourself.
(...Hm. Peculiar... I don't remember Kahtos calling himself the "Kremling Alpha"...)
(...Come to think of it, I don't remember him having a personality at all... I hope this new development doesn't come back to bite me...)
Well, that's said and done. Come now, Kahtos; I believe it is time for us to make our leave... We have our own island to rule over, after all.
Hm, yes. I suppose it should be informed that, after MANY failed attempts to take over DK Island, I have decided that- with the help of this little object of mine- I would create my own Island... the K. Rool Archipelago!
Well, you know what they say; The more, the merrier!
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