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...So, why did you call me over here, anyways? I mean, we were at the same table.
Well, I've been working on something over the course of the Regulus Arc, and, well... I decided,
it. Why not show you what I have been working on.
...Oh, hey, that's kinda neat. This almost reminds me of Trading Car-
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No no no! Don't you DARE do it! Don't you DARE turn me into a marketable plushi-
*Muffled unholy screech*
I am not for sale!
How much would you charge?
*Groan of annoyance*
Hm, I dunno. I get you're rich and all, but I feel like that's an awful lot for a simple plushie.
How about we drop it down to just 69 Zenny?
What's with Puyo Puyo and the tournament?
Uh, excuse me, gentlemen, but uh... I'm afraid I must ask you to leave. Outside consumerism is prohibited on Gemini Brand property. It's, uh, bad for business. So, uh...
Yeah, yeah, we get the message. We're basically done here, anyways, so...
...Can we, uh... Have our drinks to-go before we leave, though?
...I am literally beyond belief that you did this to me.
I'm beyond belief on how profitable your likeness is. I bet if I made a lot more of your plushlike state, I could make some quick bucks.
...Or, even...
...Phantom. You're quite serious about remaking the TCG, aren't you?
Well, it's either that, or let that alt account of yours that I run fall into obscurity... Where are you going with this?
...How about we make a deal? I'll allow you to try and "polish a turd", if you will...
Honestly, I didn't think it was that bad.
...But in return... You'll have to remain in this plush form for a while, as display.
...Seriously? You're going from running a Pizzeria... to making plush toys?
Actually... I'm going to try selling plush toys in order to SAVE the Pizzeria. If things go well enough, we might not have to close down after all!
...I'm not getting out of this either way, am I?
Nope!
...*Sigh* Well, go for broke, as they say...
Uh...
Sit back...this might be a long one.
Kilroy was apparently a soldier from WW2 that had his soul trapped within a drawing. He watched humanity's progress and thinks that the newer the generation is, the lazier they are. As such, he wishes to make society go back to the 50s. He refuses to work with companies that didn't originate from the 30s or before because he thinks their morals were *ahem* corrupted beyond belief. Furthermore, he thinks that heroes are nothing more than reckless vigilantes if they don't serve a country or a group. Note that all of this that I'm talking about was written down by Kilroy himself.
In a nutshell, he thinks that by wiping the slate clean, while it be through guiding society to a better future or by destroying and starting anew, he can revive the world he so fought for all those years ago. Course...for as much power as a drawing could possess, he didn't have an army. And so...he made a deal. To him...making a deal with the devil was a more moral choice than with Hades or any other company.
While I've yet to figure out exactly who the leader of the other party is, I can say this: In exchange for being forced to somewhat preach their religion and have at least a 5% of the army under their control, Kilroy's little battalion became an army. Those Despair Squad members are just one of their many "special forces". While I've yet to find what species they are, their cult goes by the name...
{shadow_empty} The Missing Eye.
{shadow_empty} Any other questions?
Well, I'm glad it has all been sorted out. I can't imagine what it must have been like to linger out there for so long...
I'd have to agree.
Well, if there's nothing else you all need from me, I shall be going for now.
...where to?
Somewhere...quiet.
Certainly easier said than done, but if you want something at least close...
...I know a small cottage down in the Quiet Forest you could settle in for a while.
?!?! (What is that?!)
...? (Hold on, did I hear someone else on the line?)
*sigh*... Sorry about that, I am just really really angry.
That's okay!
...Wait, does this mean I'm cured?
Sure, whatever you want to be. But in any case, it looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. Imma teach you... to do the evil.
*le gaspe*

Okay! Let's finish this!
Apologies... but I am afraid I cannot let you all act out in spite of our plans any further.
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