WELL I GUESS SO
Heh, Guess you didn't need-
Root Influx!
Sorry. Sometimes I get lost in thought...
So based upon what this...what did I call you? Stache? Stache has told me-
Starman Blue, Model 214 is my name.
Got it. So, as I was saying, Stache was telling me that...
You both seem to have...powers. Neither one of you are robots, correct?
Interesting. And as for this Starman Blue, I guarantee it should...should be under my control. Sure the technology's unlike anything I've ever seen, but a bot's a bot.
...
So...the reason I asked is because I'm trying to make a robot capable of psychic control. However, I need a test subject to make some accurate readings and to act as a base.
Uhm.. do I do something?
Hmmm...
TAKE THIS!
You know, I kinda had my doubts before, but it seems like life is really coming together!
Yup! No stolen treasures, no pesky plumbers, nothing to rain on our parade!
Yup! Now it's time to kick back and reeeeela--
Ugh... Chilli-dogs? You don't-a-say..
And who might-- huh. You're that Somari guy, aren't you? Hoh, well, I was afraid this would be the undoing of my newfound life, but it seems this is a blessing in disguise! I get to pay you back for humiliating me with your little comic-book friend!
Hey, garlic breath! Sorry for-a-crashing into your-a-house, but you need-a-to let me go this instant!
Oh yeah!? Who's gonna stop me!?
Oh, what a small world this is indeed. I didn't count on you being here as well...
Oh, lawsuits are going to be thrown like WILD today!
Unlikely. Now then...
Hand me the adventurer. Now.
Oh yeah? What'll you do if I don't!?
Elementary, "Wario". Exactly as I did last time.
Last time? What're you--!?

Do you see now, you pathetic baffoon? And in my current state, I am so powerful that not even the combined efforts of the Somari Heroes can defeat me. So you may as well give me Somari. But if not... I wouldn't mind a little fun.
...FUN?
...I don't trust where this is going. I should stand by in case he tries to destroy the world again...
...No.
I said it before, and I'll say it again: Wariegg only makes the matter worse. We. Do not. Want him back.
If the situation goes south, I'll handle it. Try to bring Wariegg back again, and you'll be erased with him, HighTower.
...You know, I'm starting to wonder if your true goal of joining this roleplay was to destroy literally everything.
What!?
If you had known what was good for you, you would have ran for the hills with your tail between your legs. Now that I've found you... I'm gonna thrash you until you're a ball of scrap metal.
You humiliated me and stripped me of the treasures that I rightfully claimed as my own! And now, I, Wario-Man, shall punish you for your unholy actions!
Urgh! Damned ogre!
..Do I look green to you?
Now that I have dispatched of that hideous fool, it is time to deal with the re--
And now, it's time for the Ultra Power Packed Pile Driving Waft Jet Fist Finish!
HERE'S A LESSON YOU SHOULD STICK WITH NEXT TIME, BOZO! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE MIGHTIEST BEING OF ALL, THE ONE AND ONLY WARIO-MAN!
Have a rotten day!
Really? Well how about this!
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