Hey, Wario? We need to talk about your Wario-Man form.
I know, right? It should be physically impossible for anyone to exhibit a magnitude of that much awesome at once!
Er... That's not what I meant.
*suspicious glare* ...Go on.
It's great that you managed to put in enough effort to maximize the most of that form and remove the stat randomizer it used to have, but I think prolonged use is affecting you physically.
And whaddya mean by that, Waluigi?
Wario. We both know how that that Somatic guy managed to get the jump on you the first time you guys met. Before, you would've got up no problem. It seems like the underlying problem here is that the more you spend life as Wario-Man, the less amount of conditioning to the world around you your natural state experiences. To put it short, I think being so used to Wario-Man so often is starting to soften you.
Soften? WAHAHAH! Nonsense! I'm as strong as ever!
Wario, I saw you transform to open a jar of pickles. You've got to listen!
And if I don't?
Ngggggh. M-maybe y-you're r-right.
In a life or death situation, the answer would obviously be to go Wario-Man. But you have to stop abusing it. We'll start like this: Go the entire week in your base form. From then on, it'll be second nature to you.
*sigh*. Alright, fine. Who says I need to be a Wario-Man to invest in business? The Wario Museum has already been a global success!
That reminds me. Do you know anyone that might hold a past grudge against you? Or someone that'll steal your treasures without a second thought?
Past grudges, there was that Sark guy. What a load of crap he was. One Piledriver sent him down easy. Then there was that Sabata idiot who fell for the easiest trick in the book. A total chump if you ask me. Other than that...
Besides, there's enough handsome to go around in me as-is! When it comes down to it-- no one could compare to the great Wario!
...So does this mean we win?
...Where...
Maybe it's just a bluff? Where would this original even be?
It's possible he's one of the cronies that were with Goenitz... but they all left without a trace.
And the only way to get rid of all of them would be to have the real versions destroy them? Or just this one?
That sounds... all too familiar. In the meantime, where do we start?
Hi there.
Hm?
Um...Doc, I think I want to get that.
Just to be safe.
Oh hi.
...
Greetings! We've heard reports of an unregulated facility around these parts. Do you have any intel you care to share?
Well, I suppose we should hope for nothing else to happen. We'll need our Stamina
(Heh. Figured she'd be too busy with what was left of the Moriya Shrine, but I guess not.)
I...eh...uh...
See, thing is, we-I mean, I never knew of any regulations around here, so I'm not too sure if...um...
I'd say you're the one who needs to spill the intel, mate!!
Fang?! I thought you were with Dangan and Schm-
I figured ye'd need the help sooner the second I saw this guy headin' to the lab!
Thanks, Fang!
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