...Well. If nobody has any objections... It looks like we're going to have to pay a little visit to South Town.
...Defteros. While as a calorie junkie I am delighted by and grateful for your skills in this area...
...BAKING THE ENEMY A CAKE IS NO WAY TO SPREAD EVIL!!
If being evil means doing terrible things to people, then I don't want to.
Look. I'm not gonna spin some stupid-ass narrative to enable into doing what I want, and I'm not going to sugarcoat it. You wanna know why MKII are such terrible people? It's what we're made for. To be the end of all hope to come. To be the absence of good.
It's what makes us the Wily Omega-- And because I know people out there love twistin' shit into their own little meanings, Wily has nothing to do with what we do. It's literally just a cooler way of stating our designation. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You are wrong when you use that.
Me?
No, not you. L-look. The point is that there's no sneaky moral high ground to it, there's no grandiose suffering that caused this, none of that fancy-schmancy stuff. It's just. The way. We are.
So stop being such a baby, get that fancy sabre of yours out, and Be a bad guy!
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH--
Hate to interrupt your futile attempt to turn the only good version of MKII to ever exist into a villain, but there is something I have always been curious about...
...Why DO you call yourselves the Wily Omega? If the moniker has nothing to do with Wily- besides being the person who created you in the first place- then why include the foolish old man in your title's name? It's not like any of you have any actual respect for the doctor... I sure as hell don't.
Any other MKII would make some lame excuse but screw it. Because a certain someone of demolition with reddish hue thought we weren't edgy enough. Cough cough.
Cupcake?
My rage-o-meter has come full circle. I'm not even going to bother yelling at you this time. Just picture I said something about offering pastries to intruders.
Honestly most of us just end up killing Wily when we feel like doing our own thing. Oh yeah, MKII vs. Everyone 2 is supposed to happen.
Is that the one where I show up?
No, that's MKII vs. Everyone 3.
...Hm.
Well, any answer is good than none at all, I guess. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity- at least somewhat- before I leave this blue-and-green rock for good.
Chunky no find things from mean war people.
Hm...they haven't bothered with the crazier future stuff, stuff left behind from old ruins, not even stuff from folks like us and the Kremlings...
How are we supposed to find them?
I don't think we're going to find them.
...they're going to find us!!
Wait, where's my other Peanut Popgun?
Was it you?! You?! You?!
He's been doing this for 30 minutes now...
STRANGE ENTITY NEARBY. IDENTITY UNKNOWN.
That's gotta be them!
Yes, because it's not like there's no reason in the world this would be whatever we're looking for.
Well, I was going to go through a montage of me trying to enable you into turning evil, but I have lost all motivation for such. You can keep your goody-two shoes demeanor.
This leaves the itinerary with 2 things left. One, relocate so no one for whatever unspecified reason will intrude on my grounds, and two, kill the guy who's bright idea was to send those soldiers to kill me.
--a
It's a bad guy. Not that it matters, they could be the pope of the Whateverse and they'd still incur my wrath all the same.
*while writing* So, what's stopping us from going to the Hakkesshu and stopping them directly right now?
We're outnumbered, Shingo. There's 4 of us and 6 of them. That's not even mentioning how stupid powerful that prick Goenitz is.
...Oh.
...Then why can't we just stop Yuga from making any more Orochi clones?
EEP!
Oh, hey, I remember her!
If these clones really are unkillable, what're we supposed to do? We'll need the real deal to take care if it!
So...we've been driven to our side of the fence. Well then...they'll know what happens when you back a man into a corner. Regiments 04-242 return to the Underground Nest.
Scientist Null, status report.
Null. Quit lollygagging! Status report
Seems Null is still gone from his...weekend visit sir.
...Balto, tell the Devil Dogs they've got some fresh meat in the form of some nazis.
Yes sir. Shall I join them?
Course. You are their squad leader after all. Dismissed
...Wait, what's this doing?
UNKNOWN ENTITY IN DIRECT PROXIMITY.
GAH!! What was that?!?!
Yelling girl sound like she having fun.
Yeah, well, if it's fun with my popgun, I don't want any of it!
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