Hello! You have called Epsilon Snow and Alpha Fire! Please, leave a-
We're not doing that gag for a second time, Epsilon. And as for you, no need to inform us. We already know what's going on.
We've also found the Shaggy Blade, and we're getting ready to deliver it to Beta Shadow. Once he's free, he'll merge with the blade and use its physical matter to create a body equal to Beta Devil's power. And then he'll be able to finish off Devil once and for all.
...In the meantime, do whatever it takes to prevent things from escalating. I'm going to be hoping that your GX friend is dealing with that Meteor problem while we're doing this. The last thing we need is for all of this to be for nothing.
I'm afraid... I'll have to disagree...

...The Omni Meme. Hand it over. NOW. Otherwise, the Aggron dies.
So, you're a censor, too! A censor, too, SQUAWK!
Same here! Same here! It's a thankless job! A thankless job, SQUAWK!
Exactly! Exactly! Being annoying is such an underappreciated task! An underappreciated task, SQUAWK!

oh, ok th--
GRA----AD---WHAT-TH--FU--?-Y----I-AM---AND----.-I-CAN-G---T-YO-R-WI--E-.-O----KA----E---MAYBE---LL-AS---SOMETHING---TER.
jebbus hecking chips! what the hell just happened?! i just had the worst headache... and i can remember things that happened before i came into existence...
ouch. well, that sucks. it might be a good idea to go through all the memories that i just acquired though.
...So, you managed to cure my corruption. Congradulations. If you survive the ordeal somehow, I'll give you a golden
ing medal. Now, quit fooling around with me...And hand. Over. That. Coconut.
for one, i can remember beta devil being a normal person and not extremely destructive. i can also remember some sort of golden sun thing with strange images surrounding it, but it's probably dead or gone now. it spoke some weird language that i don't understand whatsoever. after it disappeared, beta devil started maniacally laughing. that's the end of it though. maybe if we found something like it, we'd be able to stop beta devil without killing him. oh and by the way, this could be important, so, did i say anything while i was out?
ZA WARUDO!
The only thing you're taking is an L!
Hey edgelord, you forgot that your fight's with US.
Oh okay, I guess we're playing a quick round of "Surround Satan". Whatever, I got TONS of ammo to spend, so that means I get to fire off my BFG some more!
Get ready, people! It's time,TO RETAKE JERUSALEM!!
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 490/490 | PP: 313/360 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 1400 | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 100,000/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 2500/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Legacy Aeon | HP: 4864/5000 | ATK: 3480 | DEF: 2000 | SPD: 2520
Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 80 Health: 100,000/100,000 | ATK: 1776 | DEF: 1970 | SPE: 2430
WHAT THE HELL WHY IS BETA DEVIL HERE?! OH MY GOD WE'VE GOTTA LEAVE NOW. I CAN CREATE A POCKET DIMENSION THAT ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE OF MY CHOOSING CAN ENTER BUT WE'VE GOTTA BE QUICK. LET'S GO!
TEPID MAN! STORM EAGLE! GET IN!
How about no.
Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
so, strategy meeting. i think i understand what the memories represent now. i think it'd be good if i knew what i was saying while i passed out, since i definitely said something. even if you don't understand it, i might be able to.
no, you don't understand. i didn't hear what i was rambling about while i passed out, but you heard it, so could you tell me?
i think i remember that... hmm...
oh! it's that red f
er! i never thought i'd need to call on grand dad...
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