Look, R.O.B., ah know ah wasn't myself then. Dat means ah dunno wut I did.
If Dark Matter me went an' did somethin' nasty to Drawcia, it's gonna be much as a surprise to me as it is to you.
... (Understood. I simply wanted to ensure what we knew at this point.)
*bip* (Root, you were asking why I came here, correct?)
... (I was on the search for the UKR. Not only are they using an army to take control of the Universe, they're relying on a dark higher being for additional power.)
... (And I know all too well that only disaster can come from such a scenario, even for those the power is given to.)
... (I know because...it's the reason why I'm the last of my kind.)
...wait, only now?
I mean, I guess this is the first time we've gotten XP from anything...
Hey uh... Ninten? Do we have anything else to know about the Tournament?
...
I can understand that. I'm not the last, but my kind made a critical mistake of trusting someone they shouldn't have.
And I alone had to pay the price.
... (I suppose the heart is what the voice spoke of when it mentioned a "forest cage".)
So, we're done here?
Seems like it. Guess we should head back to Doc Dopp to give him the info.
Prob'bly. But if we end up learnin' dat dere's more t' dis "forest cage", or anythin' else R.O.B. heard, Meta Knight, Dee an' I are comin' back here.
Not even over *cough* my dead body!!
The games end here, Princess! Nothing will get in the way of ou--... my master plan. So you may as well say goodbye to the world you once knew!
You won't get away with this! M--
Oh, no you don't! I set things perfectly up so that no bothersome former-plumbers will be in my way! No one has any idea on the outside that this is happening!
*flies over to Bowser* The deed has been done, your heinousness. Everyone in the castle aside from us three is under a spell that will keep them hypnotized long enough for us to make our leave.
Gahahah! Perfect timing, Kamek! Now, let's hurry up and beat it already!
Oh, no! We're too late!
Welp, I tried, I really did. Guess you'll be looking for you-know-who for help no--
Now's not the time to leave the job undone! We have to do something!
...How much?
Pardon!?
...How. Much? You should know by now not to expect my services for free.
Ngh!!
Alright, alright! ...Though I'll need a little backup first.
...So, you-a live here?
Basically. It's... decent. Can't really complain, I guess.
I still don't see why you don't want to live in Mega City like me and Proto do. I'm sure there's somewhere there you can make a home in-
For the last time, you blue dolt, I don't need you hospitality! I'm fine enough all on my own!
I really don't-a see the problem here. It's a nice-a place. The people are-a nice, at least.
Well, it's been nice talking with you guys, but I think it's time me and Proto get home. Like Beta Shadow said, we kinda need to rest after that battle against Regulus.
You mean the fight where we sat and watched as every single one of us became obsolete?
H-heh... Well, maybe we'll be of more help next time...?
...Hm... I-a know Beta Shadow said to take it easy, but... I-a can't shake the feeling we're missing out on-a something... Something important...
Me-a too... I-a wonder... Is something happening at-a the castle...?
...Hm... Maybe we should-a use the Warp Whistle to-
*Cough* M-Mama-mia! Wh-what's-a going on here-
Ugh... What-a happened...?
!?




"Jumpman"...? I-a haven't heard that-a nickname since I moved out of-a New Donk City... In fact, the person who came up with it was-a...
...Stanley?
That's right! And I'm here for REVENGE! You both are gonna PAY for leaving me to be forgotten!
Well I don't know how we could pass the time... what do you suggest?
... (Clown Man's Theme Plays and gets Louder)
We can go there, it'll be fun... (ohesnoehsikjacdmkl)
I meant a certain someone who's lean, mean, and a dancing machine... and judging from how you're the complete opposite... Yeah, sorry about that. Besides, the one in charge of those "best things" is currently missing.
Come in, Waluigi! I need your help! And make sure to bring the Warimobile!
Wa-hey! The life of the party has arrived!
Alright! You remember to bring the map!?
Did I?
Of course I did! When have I ever let you down?
Perfect!
Take care of these shrimps in this castle, why don't'cha!?
Good luck to you, Master Wario! I have no doubt you all will succeed!
(...They are going to fail miserably.)
Factoring their speed on exit, it's likely they're far too gone to catch up with. The most we can do is wait for a chance to help.
Ugh... Wh--... What happened?
Evil happened, young lad. Evil.
Where are we?
If my hunch is right, that voice does all the talking. Which means Walter is likely....
Huh.
Who knew the perfect 10fps TAS run would be such a pain? Maybe if I backwards long jump here...
Yo!
Oh. It's you guys. What are you doing here?
Oh, nothing. I was just wonder--
You want to me to use my super special guy powers to turn Defteros into your bad guy sidekick.
Please. Defteros is genuinely, sincerely, unironically killing me with kindness. Plus I feel kinda lonely.
...Look. You heard (the late) Regacron. The only person to decide for Defteros is Defteros. You're just going to have to come to terms with whatever choice is made by 'em.
*depressing groan*
Ooh! Ooh! I like your new outfit! Where'd it come from?
Oh, this stupid thing? It's my new uniform. I am the new Grande Supreme Kai and Guardian of the Seven World Rings.
Cool!
Hah, you really think so?
Ca--
No. I will NOT by any means unleash your full potential. You are far too impure for such and I will not by any means tolerate any inquiries on the matter from you. I have no intention of letting a potential 2nd Regulus have their way.
Damn!
...Well, worth a shot. Defteros. Come. We are leaving.
Okie dokie! Bye-bye, Oliver!
(........)
...Go, have fun... doing... whatever.

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