I'm waiting to see how long until the universe decides to randomly spew Dark Matter into my general vicinity so I can kill it, allowing for actual negotiations with the UKR.
There's probably a better way to locate Dark Matter, but I'm not sure what it is.
Look, not even the kappa† had to sign any paperwork like this, how should I have-
Rika, please, I don't blame you at all.
This was something of a surprise for all of us; I didn't know where facilities such as the Particle Laboratory and Weapons Manufacture came from, so I didn't stop to think about what we should have done.
I just hope nothing is confiscated.
So, Ben, what'd you find?
I found this fascinating book‡! Multiple copies were stacked, for some odd reason...
Hmm...an imaginary friend...some sort of satori...
The idea that any of us could make up an imaginary friend is giving ourselves too much credit.
And I don't know what a satori is...
Well, Peterchy, it's a youkai that can read one's-
Uh...Ben?
IT WAS YOU!!!
Puyo. Puyo puy- (Ok. That sounds-)
PUYO!?!? (DARK MATTER!?!?)
Puy puyo puyo! Puy puyo! (That Dark Matter is super dangerous! I'm helping!)
It's nice to have company waiting, but I'm... still not sure this accomplishes anything.
If it's fun that you fight for, so be it!
...where am I?!
Hey, why's this out-
What?!
...Ya know, I can't help but shake the feeling there's another underlying threat at bay here.
Whaddya mean?
I mean, don't you find the giant robo-head that tried killing us a little... familiar looking?
Come to think of it... he does remind me of that metal creep that showed up back at home.
Yeah, but I could've sworn I thrashed him into oblivion! Something's obviously not right here...
Maybe it's the the fact that you are trespassing on key territory. Back off, or else we'll be forced to--
Hahah! I'm da winn-
...did anyone get the number on that liscense plate?
Smooth, Waluigi. Reeeeaaal smooth.
Sure. A temporary base should totally use the best technology one could make! Or maybe you should clam up with your comparisons to other people's works, because it's rude.
But enough about me... Why don't you explain why you're intruding on MY premises!?
...R...Right... W-well, you clearly won't find anything fun here, s-so... Feel free to leave whenever you like! Like, uh... Right now... Or whenever.
MESSAGE FROM UPSILON NARRATOR.
...No. Just... Just no.
MESSAGE CONCLUDED.
...Who was that? Actually, no, doesn't matter. I apparently need to relocate, anyways.
Pack it up, Classic. We're out of here.
Alright, which one of you snot-snortin' lackeys here have decided to get the poundin' of their lifetimes?
...Wh--what was that about being smooth, Wario?
Shut... *cough* ...up. L-lucky shot...
We can assure you that the both of your backs being up against the wall are in no way factored by luck.
Prepare for trouble, in the form of four!
You've meddled too far, and now you'll be floored!
Mysterious as the night, and sharper than fangs...
Your next foes will be...


...The Hammer Gang!
...Corny.
Alright... What're your deals?
You all have been a thorn in his majesty Bowser's side for far too long to tolerate! We're here to end this little uprising of you two before you get anywhere else!
Cute. And what makes you three different from any other of the regular fodder?
*scoff* As different as it takes to beat lowlife thieves such as yourselves.
Ugh, again with the Nintendo progaganda!? It's all lies, I tell you!
Trust us, tubby, we've done our fair share of research. 'sides... what are you gonna do, steal all the Hammers we throw?
Depends. How much are they worth?
ENOUGH!
Hah! How d'ya--
...Hmmm.
Wario... these guys really aren't playing.
Well, we'll just have to slap them silly until they run home to their mommy!
...While we're on the subject, it's not too late to start running! We might even give you a ten-second head start!
Hah! It's just as he said. You're too blindsided by your hubris to see where you story ends! His callousness will reward us handsomely for bringing you in.
Whether it be alive... or dead. This will be the end of the line for your adventure!
*sigh* I'll go find her...
Don't mind if I do!
Hm? And what are you doing here?
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