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...And are you sure this will work? It HAS to. I just see no other way around it. There's no other possible way to confront him... No available universe has the flexibility needed to be able to confront him directly. And how do you know he will come? ...He is an investor of Chaos and Destruction. He will come... It would be against his nature not to. ...I looked at where he kept it. The Anti-Omni Meme of which that devil manifested from. ...It's gone, Bt. And there's only one person in this entire Omniverse who also knows where it is... And would have the motives to take it. ...And Reaper is too gullible and naive to notice any of this. And even then, he would not agree to do any of what I am doing, even if it's for a greater cause. I HAVE to be the one to do it. There is no other way around it. ...But if the Trio of Origin... the Creators of the Internet's Multi-Omniverse find out about this... ...They can erase this universe for all I care. But not until we get rid of Beta Devil... For GOOD.Greetings, one and all, and welcome to the Chaos Zone. This is an attempt to do what the Absurd Roleplay attempted to do: Create a safe environment for people to be OP so that, hopefully, it won't spread to other threads.
I'll let it be known now: This is NOT a continuation of the Absurd Roleplay itself, nor of its story/stories. If you participated in the Absurd Roleplay at some point and wish to bring back any characters or plotpoints that existed at the time, feel free. But do note that this is, more or less, its own continuity. Heck, if anything, it doesn't even need its own continuity. But, I'd be foolish to think it won't. In fact, I am counting on it.
Anyways. Some ground rules:
1. If you're going to do stats and damage, feel free to have them be as big as possible. Just don't make them extremely long. 2. Do not use other people's characters. Feel free to make as many characters as you would like, though. 3. If you want to destroy the world, that's fine. Want to destroy the galaxy? Great. The universe? Can always be pieced back together. But do NOT. Under ANY circumstances. Destroy ANY universe that is not involved with this thread. You are also equally banned from destroying the entire Omniverse, or any Omniverse beyond. There are... certain people. I want to avoid the attention of. So let's refrain from stretching out the destruction to beyond this thread, ok?
...I think that about covers it. You all enjoy yourselves.
The Chaos Zone Posted by Ninja Phantom on June 10th, 2020 at 4:40pm Viewed 13565 Times
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 2:55pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 2:57pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 2:55pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 2:57pm
#1
I'm waiting to see how long until the universe decides to randomly spew Dark Matter into my general vicinity so I can kill it, allowing for actual negotiations with the UKR. There's probably a better way to locate Dark Matter, but I'm not sure what it is.
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 3:11pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 3:12pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 3:11pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 3:12pm
#2
Mighty's House
Dr. Doppler and Rika are busy signing paperwork for Doppler Labs*.
Look, not even the kappa† had to sign any paperwork like this, how should I have-
Rika, please, I don't blame you at all.
This was something of a surprise for all of us; I didn't know where facilities such as the Particle Laboratory and Weapons Manufacture came from, so I didn't stop to think about what we should have done.
I just hope nothing is confiscated.
Doppler turns to the blob of nerfed Limited, which is in a smaller fiberglass container, but has grown to roughly the size of an average newborn human.
Gensokyo - Hieda House
So, Ben, what'd you find?
I found this fascinating book‡! Multiple copies were stacked, for some odd reason...
Ben K opens the book to a random page...
Hmm...an imaginary friend...some sort of satori...
The idea that any of us could make up an imaginary friend is giving ourselves too much credit.
And I don't know what a satori is...
Well, Peterchy, it's a youkai that can read one's-
Uh...Ben?
The team looks up to see Koishi circling around the Hieda House. They look at a matching image in the book, then back up to Koishi, repeating constantly until something dawns on Up'n'Down...
IT WAS YOU!!!
Up'n'Down strikes Koishi with an Up Jump!!!*I have no clue how any of this stuff works but just assume they're doing it right †I feel like an explanation is long overdue; in Touhou, kappa are the main engineers in Gensokyo. With Rika having otherwise disappeared from the series while being an engineer herself, this is why she's been holding resentment towards them. ‡A book both in Gensokyo and in real life; Symposium of Post-mysticism, which discusses Koishi (again, the person the Fighting Mecha Team is looking for) on Pages 114-116.
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 3:18pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 3:30pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 3:18pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 3:30pm
#4
But when he tried yo do that well... Koishi: BONK! Da ha ha ha ha!! He got bonked back to the ground and flew... somewhere. (OOC: How do you make links appear in the text? I just have no clue at all.)
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 3:36pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 3:53pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 3:36pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 3:53pm
#7
Koishi dodges the spears! Koishi: Hoo haa! She then flew... somewhere else... looks kinda... gysser-y though... I wonder why? Koishi Searching them 1 of ???: Gangsta's Paradise
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 5:21pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 5:21pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 5:21pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 5:21pm
#8
Industrial Factory ZoneWaluigi and Wario, now without their Car for whatever reason, walk through the factory.
...Ya know, I can't help but shake the feeling there's another underlying threat at bay here. Whaddya mean? I mean, don't you find the giant robo-head that tried killing us a little... familiar looking? Come to think of it... he does remind me of that metal creep that showed up back at home. Yeah, but I could've sworn I thrashed him into oblivion! Something's obviously not right here... Maybe it's the the fact that you are trespassing on key territory. Back off, or else we'll be forced to--
The Koopa is immediately grabbed by a purple vine of Waluigi's. Following this, he is reeled in and kicked several times, and then swung at all the other enemies.
Hahah! I'm da winn-
Waluigi is sent crashing into one of the walls by a stray hammer.
...did anyone get the number on that liscense plate? Smooth, Waluigi. Reeeeaaal smooth.
Genocide City Zone Proto Man Alucard is exploring what can safely be assumed, one of Koopastines bases... P.M. Alucard: Hah! This place is nothing compared to what i've seen! Technologically of course.
Sure. A temporary base should totally use the best technology one could make! Or maybe you should clam up with your comparisons to other people's works, because it's rude.
Apparently, PM Alucard has assumed wrong, as Eggman appears in his Eggmobile.
But enough about me... Why don't you explain why you're intruding on MY premises!?
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 5:57pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 6:05pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 5:57pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 6:05pm
#13
P.M.Alucard: Eh, probably a waste of time... oh, and by the way... He then turned away from him... P.M.Alucard: You probably might want to look above you. Then... a humanoid robot jumped in through the roof... a swatbot?!
P.M.Alucard: Huh... that happened. Ah well. At least it wreck this place asunder to relive stress. Then he shot ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING in genocide city to rubble. After the Doctors and Badniks left.
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 7:36pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 7:40pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 7:36pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 7:40pm
#16
Industrial Factory Zone Alright, which one of you snot-snortin' lackeys here have decided to get the poundin' of their lifetimes?
Faster than Wario can react to, a flamming hammer knocks him into the same wall into Waluigi!
...Wh--what was that about being smooth, Wario? Shut... *cough* ...up. L-lucky shot...
We can assure you that the both of your backs being up against the wall are in no way factored by luck.
Four figures step out from the shadows, each of equal size.
Prepare for trouble, in the form of four! You've meddled too far, and now you'll be floored! Mysterious as the night, and sharper than fangs... Your next foes will be...
...The Hammer Gang!
...Corny.
The hammer next to Waluigi suddenly bursts with electricity, shocking him to his core.
Posted on September 12th, 2020 at 8:24pmEdited on 2020/09/12 at 8:32pm
Posted 2020/09/12 at 8:24pmEdited 2020/09/12 at 8:32pm
#17
Guess what, bored and I won't have enough space to edit. Double post again!Industrial Factory ZoneWario, albeit slowly, gets up, standing on his feet.
Alright... What're your deals? You all have been a thorn in his majesty Bowser's side for far too long to tolerate! We're here to end this little uprising of you two before you get anywhere else! Cute. And what makes you three different from any other of the regular fodder? *scoff* As different as it takes to beat lowlife thieves such as yourselves. Ugh, again with the Nintendo progaganda!? It's all lies, I tell you! Trust us, tubby, we've done our fair share of research. 'sides... what are you gonna do, steal all the Hammers we throw? Depends. How much are they worth? ENOUGH!
The Green Hammer Bro throws a Poison Hammer straight towards Wario's direction. Before he has a chance to act, Waluigi deflects the hammer back with his tennis racket, doubling the previous effects!
Hah! How d'ya--
The Green Bro, not even fazed, turns his back as the red one deflects it to a distant wall by intercepting it in his shell form.
...Hmmm. Wario... these guys really aren't playing. Well, we'll just have to slap them silly until they run home to their mommy!
He then turns to the Hammer Gang.
...While we're on the subject, it's not too late to start running! We might even give you a ten-second head start! Hah! It's just as he said. You're too blindsided by your hubris to see where you story ends! His callousness will reward us handsomely for bringing you in.
The four group together, each bringing out two hammers in each hand, though with different elements surrounding them.
Whether it be alive... or dead. This will be the end of the line for your adventure!
A crumpled up note falls onto Dr. Doppler's head.
ok i dont know how you got here by yourself seeing as i don't live on any one plane of existence but rather in between them, but that's impressive anyway there's drinks and bionicle containers in the fridge
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