Oh wow
Didn't we already answer that question
. . .
I wonder how everyone else is doing.
Oh, that makes sense. Bye!
Wait, what happened to the lab?!
Point is...
It's time for Round 2 1/2!!
And with a little extra company...
We're prepared to steal your victory!!!
Oh, hey! Doc Dopp and Rika are finished with that law stuff!
Nice! So we can head back now?
I mean, I'd say so, but...
Good work, Spinni.
No problem!
We thought you'd do that, Ms. Komeiji; fortunately, we did our research!
This should be child's play! So far, everything we've encountered has been a breeze!
Yeh! At this rate, beating up Bowser and saving the day'll be child's play!
Yeah, that reminds me. Waluigi... you've beaten Bowser before, right?
Hmmm? What of it?
How?
...
Wahahah! My name is Waluigi! The Mischief Star Stamp is all mine! And if you want it back, you must name me the Superstar!
Hey!! No one goes copying my style! Especially not some purple wannabe like you!
Ha! If you've got something to say, then step right up, tough guy!
Oh-hoh, That is it! I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!
Alright, you talking beanpole! Gimme one reason why I shouldn't rip you limb-from-limb right now!
I-I'll give you all the money I have!
Don't you dare insult me!! I don't want your chump change!!
Well... how about...
Ugh... Alright, but you'll owe me big time for this!
Wahahah! Waluigi number one!
...Heh! Nothing a few Poison 'Shrooms couldn't handle!
...Well, if defeating him is as easy as you've made it sound, we shouldn't have much to worry about for the remainder of this tri--
...Wario, did you forget to carry food on you?
S-shut up, you idiot! That wasn't me!
T-then...
Already!? But I thought that--
Uh... Wario? I don't think that's Bowser...
It's...
*DEAFENING ROARING NOISE*
Petey Piranha
Pete... Wh--HEY!!
You were in the way, Waluigi!
*ROAR*
Hahah! Not so tough now, are youu-wwwoooahh!
Wario, stop! He's--
--About to be given a beating!
*SHRIEK*
Let this be a lesson to you, Piranha Pissant! You mess with the cow...
YOU GET THE UTTERS! HYAAAGHH!
HYAAAGHH!
Wario, stop!!
Waluigi?
You have to stay back. Pete here's just as bewildered, if not even moreso than us!
What, you can understand that thing?
Wario, it's insensitive to call him a "thing" or use pronouns like "it". He's as equally living as you or me. it's best if we just reason with him.
...You sound oddly familiar with this situation.
That's because I am! I've raised many a Piranha plant! Heck, one even got invited to the Ultimate Tournament!
Wait, that one was yours!?
*ROAR.*
Oh, right.
Petey. It's just us. No one is out to hurt you. If you want, we can help you find your way back home.
I have not agreed to this.
...
...What just happened?
I wouldn't worry about it. Let's just find a way outta here.
*shrug*
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