You need me for something?
...Never waste my time ever again.
...Alright, good talk.
...Speaking of talking, actually...
Rrgh...! You're good at throwing those things... Too bad it's not enough!
Luigi!
Ha! Did he really expect to hit me with the same attack twice!? I'm no fool, ya know!
Well, well, well. Seems it's just you and me now, Jumpman!
Stanley, please! We can just-a-
Enough! I don't wanna hear it, you plucky, mustached phony!
Everyone everywhere speaks of you like your some great hero. The Mushroom Kingdom. Sarasara Land. The Beanbean Kingdom. Even in our home of New Donk City! But that's not the truth, now is it? You're just selfish. You're doing it all only for the glory, nothing more! Go on! Tell me I'm wrong!
...
Heheh! Home run!
Now then, I was fixin' to kidnap all those heroes 'a New Donk City to stop any goody-two shoes from gettin' in 'the way, but this catch'll really blow the Koopa King's socks off!
Jumpman... Green 'Stache... just the two of y'all wait. Because when the time to throw down comes..
...Foreman Spike'll show ya how a real constructor gets the job done!
Foreman Spike
Grr... Are ya implyin' that yer as good a wrecker as I am!? Lemme get this straight, hoss. You couldn't beat me in a Wreckin' contest if yer life depended on it. I've been splittin' glass for as long as I remember. Last time any wreckin' was done in yer blood it was yer grandaddy throwin' barrells. You wouldn't stand'a lick of a chance.
Now here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna come with me to the ol' turtle's hideout, and he's gonna give me a fine reward for capturin' yer monkey butt. Either way...
Yer goose is plumb cooked, ape!
(Hmmm... I can't end up causin' a ruckus with some big showdown in this city, else it'll cause some typa suspicion... plus, there's no way this fat chimp could beat an' old pro like me. I'll break his spirit... And force him to hand himself over 'ta King Koopa.)
You're on, diddly. But before this city ends up destroyed... 's best we take this somewhere... remote.
This is where we face off, ape. Y'gotta break alla them blocks inside that there ultrascraper in 3 minutes. You win, you can go to yer flea-ridden monkey island and continue mingling like the dirty varmint you are. I win...
...Let's just say the paycheck that Bowser'll give me for bringin' you in'll have me set for life. Now, without further ado...It's time to get this party started.
What!? Impossible!
...Is what I'd say if I didn't bring a cupl'a pals'a my own.
Hnngh... Too bad it'll take more than that to grind my gears! Men! It's demolition' time!
What's wrong, boy? F'y'can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen!!
Wario, I thought we already established that there's no necessity in collecting coins anymore.
If there's one thing I learned, Waluigi, it's that it's better to be safe than sorry. You never know what money-sucking monsters you may find in this world.
Wahahah! No losers are going to rain on this parade!
I dunno... I have a bad feeling that something is on the way.
Ah don't gettit! One moment dere's Dark Matter everywhere, da next we ain't findin' a thing, let alone hearin' from da regular UKR troops!!
Maybe mean Dark Matter and soldier people taking break?
Chunky, da first wave o' Dark Matter stuck around for five years, an' three o' dose years were spent gettin' worse n' worse!!
*bwip* (He might actually have a point, Dedede.)
... (Indeed, Dark Matter was relentless when it first showed its face in Pop Star. But it's very likely several outside factors have changed how the UKR is planning moving forward, and that likely includes Dark Matter's involvement in their plans.)
...perhaps. But I ain't ready t' abandon da search entirely.
None of us are, Dedede. But if we put all our eggs in this basket, we run the risk of ignoring new threats.
*sigh* Ah guess so.
LARGE ENEMY OBJECT APPROACHING. NO REFUGE.
...none of us know what you're talking about.
"SHORTSTACK" IS INAPPLICABLE TO US. IN THE CONTEXT OF A SENTIENT BEING, IT IS SLANG REFERRING TO WOMEN WHO ARE OF SMALL STATURE AND HAVE HIGH MEAS-
Dach, stop explaining right now.
All right, where is she?!
And just how sure are you 'bout that, varmint? 'cause I recommend you look again.
This'll be a piece'a cake.
Well, now that R.O.B. and those three Pop Star residents are passively checking on Dark Matter, I wonder what-
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAB AND WHERE DID-
...uh...
...Rumia's really been getting to you, huh?
Hm...only a few months ago?
...well, as much as we did research that, you never told us what we did.
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