T_T... *FLASH* AH! ... (geez I forget, acting like a douche occurs this)
Ok ok... we'll go play the Sega Neptune...
Knuxles Chaosixst
Hmm let's see... Knuckles, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Mighty, Bomb, Heavy, or Wetchny? Wait Wetchny? Oh wait uhm... hey uh Ninten how well does your Sega Neptune run?
Oh well I watched something called Minor Glitch a.k.a Son of a Glitch which is made by B+Select which he mentioned that it was "Wetchny"
So, they didn't take anything? Didn't even hire one of their troops to stalk you like with RAY*?
Surprisingly, no. However, I am fully prepared for if they return with such a request.
Hey, has anyone seen my wrench?
Gotcha!
That thing's getting pretty big. Seems like the kinda thing you can't keep in a cage that well.
I understand the concern...
...but I don't think they'll need to be kept here for much longer.
(What kind of an old coot does he think he is, bringing back the same thing he was trying to destroy?)
(No...he knows what he's doing. His plan is to turn his mistake into a blessing, and that's fine-)
(What am I talking about?! No it isn't! That's the same stuff that cost me my†...)
(...)
(...Maybe the doctor wouldn't have hired me if the Sigma Virus never got to him. But either way, if the Limited existed without him, he wouldn't have done that to me on-)
What the...?
Nope.
I DO NOT KNOW.
Vaguely, yes.
Yes.
You'll shake it off.
Hold on, who the heck are you?
Hm? I didn't expect the trio would return to Doppler's old missteps...
You act like I'm supposed to know what you're talking about.
The doppelgangers. Did you really think they invented the HEX Adaptors overnight?
They did plenty of tests. Finding guinea pigs for the Hyper Limited and Extreme, combining them...
...and in my case, tranquilizing the viruses just as the complete devices did.
Not that they treated me any better than my old master did for it, anyway†.
*Humming to himself*
*Ahem*.
Well, now. If it isn't my goodie two-shoes counterpart. What have you come here to bother me with on this fine afternoon?
Cut the crap. I know who you are... Who you actually are. The REAL Beta Devil is lurking in his lair, waiting for the right time of his next plot. You? You're just pretending to be him, hoping we don't notice... But, there was one slight mistake.
...Under normal circumstances, mistakes like a miscount would've been rectified on those posts... But nothing was changed. Nothing was corrected... Meaning you have used the de-fusion to free yourself from his mind.
Isn't that right, Anti-Omni?
...
...Well, aren't we clever?
So, you had me all figured out... And now what? It's like you said, we all need a break from saving the world after having faced the most powerful entity in the Omniverse... And didn't even win, might I add. So, it's not like I'm up to anything nefarious... yet.
Besides. Even an entity of pure chaos and destruction cannot make an ingenious plan to spread said chaos and destruction overnight... A perfect plot requires time. Lots of it.
But don't worry... When I DO complete my planning period, you'll be the first one to know of it...
...Because you'll be the first to die.
...Sure. Fine, whatever. I'll be the first one to die and all that. Go on, continue making your empty threats. But it's never going to happen.
And you wanna know why? It isn't just because of my Ultra Instinct or my friends. You want to know why this thread was made? It was made specifically to kill you, and make sure you NEVER come back.
So go ahead. Plot. Because you're not going to have the time to pull it off. Because once we're done with our break?
...I am going to find you... And I will erase you, once and for all.
...Like you did with MKII?
Sorry, did I touch a nerve? Heheheh... You had zero chance of getting rid of MKII, that even NOW he's back in this world, lurking... And you don't even know WHERE.
Well, too bad for BOTH of you... Because the one who will destroy this Omniverse... is ME.
Remember well, Beta Shadow... As long as chaos and evil reign in this world, I'll ALWAYS come back.
...
"Dear Fatty. I stole your bag of coins. If you wannem' back, meet me at the following coordinates. If you're not afraid of getting your butt kicked, that is."
Ohohoh! This guy's really askin' for it! If he valued his well-being he would not have done that!
...*sigh...* Wario was right. I'm... useless. I've almost never done anything significant in my entire life, and usually when I do, it was because I swindled my way into it. Wario's a thief, but he has his own games, and can back up his big talk when he needs to.
...But what do I have? Nothing. All I have is No--Oww!
Oh, for the love of the stars, shut up! Nobody wants to hear your stupid pity party! Lest we find some way to fit that stupid reflection-inversion creepypasta into this post!
Wait. That pitching form, that gear, that handsome complexion... could it be?
Yes, it is I... your conscious/figment of your imagination...
...Tennis Waluigi!
What... what're you here for?
I'm here to tell you to get your act together, you ninny! You're supposed to be helping your douchebag partner kick some tail, but here you are, sulking like a wimp!
But... what am I supposed to do? Wario said it himself, I've got nothing of my own.
You're going to let the privileged guy tell you what you can and can't do!? For heaven's sake, you're Waluigi, start acting like it!
Waluigi doesn't play nice! Waluigi doesn't patronize himself! Waluigi does whatever it takes to get ahead of the race!
And most importantly, no matter who says otherwise: Waluigi number one! Got that?
I--
Nobody tells Waluigi what to do!
Okay, okay, I get it, fine! I'll go help!
Good! I should probably get going now. You probably sound like a loonie to every non-fourth wallaholic.
Fourth wallawha--?
See-ya! Give that lizard a good one for me!
Alright! It's time I show him just what I'm made of!
Great, we're turning this into a free-for-all...
Hey, I never said I was here to fight you.
Then what are you here for?!
Wait a minute...
That's our cue, right?
If you wanna call it that, yes, definitely.
The deed is done!!
Up'n'Down, wait-
...What was that about All Hallows'-
Finally...
No Isoc, no Team Mecha...
...only I control myself...
...and nothing will stand in my way!!!
AUGH!!
SEVERE PAIN.
*huff* *huff* My goodness...are you okay?!
If you are, then yes!
This is why you don't count your treasures before the lock's picked!
This must be the place. Now I'll find that moolah-stealing, deplorable, what'stheirface!
Pardner, the only thing you've found is yourself in a haystack of trouble.
Yeah! We say it's time for Round 2, roly-poly.
I can't believe it! You were really dumb enough to fall for the oldest trick in the book...
...And it was all meant for you.
. . .
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