*EVAL LAUGH*
You just gave me one HELL of an idea! Plus, this'll also be a great way to test out my newest cheat item...
...THE REMOTE SKY-KNUCKLE!
Now, that one spellcard doesn't just let me copy whoever I'm fighting. If I manage to straight-up KILL the person I'm disguised as, I get to use their appearance and abilities whenever I feel like it!
Is everything set up and ready to go?
Indeed. All of our stuff is packed, everyone has more-or-less tied up their loose ends on this planet, and all the Jazz Droids have been digitized.
...Oh yeah, that reminds me. Why did we digitize the Jazz Droids, again?
Because I'm not going to bother figuring out how to stuff about a hundred service droids into the ship alongside ourselves, our stuff, and the various things I've set up in the ship.
Well, then. I suppose we'll be on our way then, correct?
Incorrect.
...Pardon?
Before we leave, I want to wait until we get the chance to explain what we're planning on doing launching us into space to begin with.
...Why!? Who in the Distortion World is going to care enough to pass by here and ask why we're going into space!? Why can't we just leave and have that be the end of it!?
...As much as I want to say, "it's because I want to have one last conversation with someone here before we leave the planet for good"...
...It's because I want to try and be safe. If someone doesn't pass by before we launch for us to explain ourselves, chances are someone will pass by WHILE we're launching and try to take us down under the assumption that we're doing something evil. Or have you forgotten about our past track record?
...Fine. But if nobody comes- like I know will be the case- within half of the week, we're out of here regardless.
Fair enough.
This is the first time I've seen this girl and I already hate her.
I-uh...
See, funny thing about that - and by "funny thing" I mean "really dumb oversight" - is people are gonna be out for your head anyway.
Like, who've we got here? Pink boy who's probably been the biggest pain the planet's had to deal with behind Regulus, a walking glitch who had some sort of fancy private talk with Umbrella Stella that I didn't hear but apparently was strangle-worthy, and...
...you get my point.
*sigh* I try and wait for the right time to give a good shock, next thing I know I'm being forced into another shift as the "Don't let Brash get obsessed over the chance to kill off his least favorite Touhou character" police...
All because I ended up giving a shock to a guy who didn't know how strong he was.
Wait, that talk about Kiddy...
*Sigh* Of course.
Listen. I know I have had my fair share of misdeeds done in the past... And that's why I built the ship. To find a new planet to live on, and start anew with a fresh, clean slate. In other words, I don't have to worry about you, and you don't have to worry about us.
And before you say anything, everything that has happened has happened on Earth, a relatively underdeveloped planet in terms of intergalactic technology. I'm sure I can easily find a planet that has zero idea on who I am... In fact, I already have.
...Granted, it's a planet of which it's lifeforms have been completely depleted over a century ago by an unknown catastrophe, but whatever gives me a place to live without having to worry about our past.
Why are we telling him? He's not exactly the kind of person to actually care about any of this.
Well, someone is better than nobody at all, I guess.
Yeah, sure. Not like we haven't seen people just magically fly into space. Not like someone could do that and piledrive your ship or some schlock like that.
Not like there are people who would pop into existence just to wail on you, will full knowledge of who you are.
The reason why I care is because if you're think you're better than me, at least act like-
(If Missingno knows that much, he's probably the last chance I've got to ask about Kiddy before he just becomes a permanent "Coda was here" sign in the lab...)
(...but he's not gonna give me the time of day after what I told him about stopping Brash. Only reason I'd give it to him is to get an answer about Kiddy out of him.)
(...what if I prove it?)
4th Wall sensitive, Kogasa. I can hear you.
And to be honest, I don't care what you do to try and prove it; What are you going to do, bring me there? Then the moment you are proven correct, I will warp directly to Beta Shadow's house and kill him to earn the freedom I've longed for. Or will you bring something or someone from the real world so that I could disprove it as "from a false replica"?
Or you could just drop the act of wanting OUR help, after EVERYTHING we have done. Because we all know that NONE of you want our help, or to see us. That's the entire reason why we're leaving the planet.
Missingno., calm down-
Don't. Don't say a single word when you know I'm right. We didn't make all this planning to leave for nothing, after all. Right?
...
You probably don't want to tell me about Kiddy anymore.
...
...This contains a coding that should reverse the Coda Corruption within Kiddy. ...Don't ask me for another one in the future. Chances are, Coda will have found a counter by then.
...What you said, about taking what I can get... The next chance you get, I think you should inform Null as well. If you don't, it's likely he'll pull off another insane stunt that'll put the world in danger, just for a chance to enter the real world. As long as he's willing to sacrifice anything for a world that would simply limit his interactivity to it anyways, he'll continue to be a danger to the world... And to himself.
...I... I'm just going to head on the ship now.
...
...You know, it wouldn't hurt me to admit that, if he wasn't the only one who could do anything, you never would've come to us for help in the first place. I would understand.
...I mean, it's not that I have anything personal against you and Orchestra.
But yeah, if it weren't for getting some closure on Kiddy - at least until Coda's next move - I'd probably just have left you alone. Getting Crescendo out of your hair was just an extra thing.
I'll just leave you three to what you were doing.
Stupid umbrella chick...
I was built to be the best. I have every reason to prove to someone that I can live up to-
It's long past time for you to shut your mouth.
Nyehehheh! How d'ya like my Negative Zone?
W--... Waluigi!?
Not bad for "dead weight", huh?
Here, all Space-Time bends to my will! You dirty losers will experience all negative effects that I so desire! None of you dummies stand a chance!
(Really? Using a Starman to win? That might as well be cheating!)
You bet it's cheating! got a problem with that!?...
...TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!!
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