
So you changed body colors, real impressive. Hate to break it to you, but Chameleons have already discovered this "technique" of yours.


Personally, I beg to differ. In fact, that Diablo thing of yours isn't even special. Observe.
All I wanted was to watch. I didn't give a damn about what everyone does, as long as I was kept out of it, and truthfully--part of that remains the same until now. That includes the mass destruction of the Omniverse. That was between MKII and everyone who wanted to stop it.
Frankly, it seems like I'm being punished for doing the right thing. Like I'm supposed to take everyone's
because that's what I'm meant for. Well, no more. Nothing good comes from being goody-goody. As easily as I let Proteus come in here he could've been planning something nefarious. Let's not forget my "welcome back present", either. I've had enough of being everyone's toy. I don't care who you are. I don't care what you are. And I don't care how powerful you claim to be. Above all else, crossing me is immediate death.
Haha jk bro
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Wait but what about El--
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...Hrmm. Well, there's your stupid action.
Bull
!
No, indeed. It may be the constant stress headache --which has been the most consistent plot of mine barring Wario and Waluigi-- but I care for nothing you have to say or do. Don't feel too bad about that though, because that goes for literally everyone. You alone chose to waste your time hunting down Kermit. Not me. You wanna complain, do it somewhere else on your on time. Preferably in range where I can't listen to you.
Maybe if you had spent your time prepping for this so-called Halloween plot instead of chasing after a fight that consists of generic dialogue rather than anything generally important, this wouldn't have happened. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to need you to leave. Forever. Good riddance.
I already freed Kiddy and sent him back to DK Island.
The more time I have in the post to talk, the more time I have to focus on you.
Ex-CUSE me?! I'm the Super-
Yes, yes, the Super Wily Number. In case you haven't forgotten, you're not the only SWN in this world. And being a SWN isn't an express ticket to great power here.
You know what the world sees in people like you? Complete
holes. And sometimes, that's worse than being the villain.
I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to fight.
Well, think about this, Crescendo.
If you walk around by yourself, carrying this ego-heavy attitude with you, do you really think people are going to want to give you the time of day, let alone fight you?
...
Look, I've had complaints along with people screaming at me all day, calling me this "Regulus" guy because I have white hair and blue eyes. Well, so does the dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh and everyone loves him!
So just in case you're wondering... *Pulls out an official robot I.D card* ...then there you have it. I'm a regular goddamned robot. So please, if you're done with your stupid conspiracies, get off my property and go fu--
Just because you're not the same Fire Man recolor doesn't mean I don't know who you are. I'll give you one warning. Grab your Mode-bots, your bad-guy minions and leave Orb City forever.
...You know, for a long time I forgot what having my own body felt like. When I returned I possessed some rando, then created my own to inhabit. Then I made a buncha guys that were kinda like me... but less.
It honestly feels amazing being myself again. I swear, you all take the very essence of life for granted. But don't you worry...
...Because that is a mistake that will be rectified with your life!
...
Hello?
Root! Where have you been? You were given direct orders to evacuate along with everyone. We need everyone we've got to secure the other sectors.
And when did you tell me that?
Whenever we sent out the signal to-
Oh. Sorry. I for-
Forgot that I'm disconnected from the hivemind. I know.
...*sighs*
Look. You've got to let this whole Null thing go and come back. We need you.
You don't need me. You just need another number to add to the body count.
You're just willing to forsake your purpose like this?
I have no purpose now! The moment Null killed me only to come back was the day I lost my purpose and found a new one.
So it's treason then? You're just gonna walk away from the system? 5642 and counting bots are defending the sectors, and you want to be the only one choosing not to? Why?
...Is it possible Null's hacked you to serve as a distraction while viruses attack the system? 101! If you're in there, just return to base! We'll fix you! We-
...This is why I'm not coming back. Because of you guys and your one-track minds always focusing on the system. Never realizing that there's more to life than just the system.
I never would of known that being out of the hivemind would be a good thing. If it wasn't for Null, I wouldn't have this freedom...The freedom of choice.
If only I could go back to when I was blind.
And there we go!
Hello?
Yo. You've reached Kool Kanyon Water Park, home of the one of a kind Buffalo Bayo-
...Funky Monkey.
...How much we talking?
An island's worth of bananas.
Alright. So who's the target or targets?
I officially offer my upmost sincerest apologies for not only terrorizing the entirety of Orb City*, but possessing you** to get back at your brother.
Damn right.
I get it. Asshole thing of me to do, but he literally stole my identity from me***. I spent years trying to remember who I was.
I didn't do this because I enjoy the torturing of others. I did it mainly to kill one guy who stole my life from me. I really don't have anything against you guys, and, to be honest, do not want to be lumped in the "evil dude" catagory.
Like hell anyone would forgive a scumbag like you!
Don't think you'll get off scott-free. You owe Orb City a lot for what you've done...
...But for now, don't sweat it. No one will hold it against you.
BUT HE LITERALLY POSSESSED YOU AND HELD YOUR BODY HOSTAGE** WHAT THE BHRUJEFMbakwurbgtrw$tgjbRUGKTBHUBGTQWT
See! Someone with common sense!
Don't push it.
Who designed your hair? You look like a generic anime protagonist.
The same moron who gave you your unoriginal helmet, you off-brand reploid.
I deserve that.
Wait, I'm confused. So you(@Soul)'re Crimson... but that Scale guy is the Original Crimson.
Pretty much.
So does this mean you'll stop bothering me now!?
...No. I didn't spend the past 4 years training to beat you for nothing.
And what makes you think they can stop me from barging in uninvited?
Just because one person makes the invitation doesn't mean the other's going to accept it.
If you keep relying on unwanted drop-ins, eventually you're going to learn that the hard way. Eventually, someone's going to say no to you, and instantly send you away.
Nobody would be satisfied, and you'd be nothing more than a one-time burden.
If you want to take the "wandering challenger" route, fine. But fix your attitude first.
*sigh*
(What's the problem with wanting a fight? With proving that I'm better?)
(What, am I not better?!)
(...)
(...fine. Maybe I'm not better.)
(But as long as I'm around, I might as well just be competent.)
...
...She seems willing to look past your misdeeds. Are you sure you're not just judging yourself too quickly?
...
...To believe otherwise is meaningless. To them, we are still villains. Downright unforgivable... And me, especially... To them, I am just like MKII. Nothing we will ever say or do will change that. Bottom line: They do not want us here.
...And frankly? They don't need us, either.
*
...This world has a plethora of incredible heroes. And there are likely to be many more in the future. Whatever comes next... I'm sure they can handle it without us.
...Us leaving will just be one less problem to deal with.
...You just couldn't let that one go, could you?
You won't have to wait long!
Time to show my fans that I'm not as rusty as others may think I am!
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