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Wah-hah! Waluigi number one!
And another win goes to Waluigi!
How... How'd you even get here!?
Oh, that? I had help from a little friend.
Turns out Pete here's been being used against his own will! I figured it was the least I could do to offer him a little truce!
Incredible...
What?
I meant YOU IMBECILE! They were our method of interrogation! Without them, we have no idea where to go next!
Well... maybe that castle up top on that large mountain with a with a head synonymous to Bowser's mounted on the front could give us any clues?
Heh! Alright, you two! I guess it's time we get going on a little field trip... And I know just the place.
Heh! So this is what being that dirty overall-strapped do-gooder feels like... Before, it felt like just a disguise, but now, I feel incredible! I feel like I could swing my old man around by the tail!
Don't get cocky. Remember, if you take too much damage, you'll go back to your regular form. If you end up unable to do your job...
Sure thing random person I don't know.
Figures they wouldn't recognize me. After all, I've...well...changed.
Sorry. Rambling to myself. What's up?
What matter of sorcery is this I wonder...
One shot. All it took was one shot.
I don't want your pity!
I want a fight!
I'll blow you away!
Well...it's about you. And what you want.
Your plan has been to get to the world out there, right? I'm not sure if it's changed since last time I checked, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
Thing is...I've been there, and it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Just getting out there in the first place was a lucky combination of there being a physical form of myself out there and me knowing about it at all. It's not an easy escape, and being violent about it won't help.
And even when I did get out there...
...I couldn't do much of anything. I doubt you're going to have better luck.
And personal experiences aside, escaping to that world runs the risk of you killing the person who made you who you are. Or, well, in your case, made you, period. I've talked about this with...
...
...someone, and if they were to kill that person of theirs, they'd at least have the part of them that exists without the person. You don't have that part, so even if you're not out to get that person, it's still a big risk with little reward.
Put simply; you could get out there in theory. But you certainly couldn't get what you expected. I know it's tempting out there, but you might need to work with what you've got. That is, what you've already got in here.
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