We didn't get here just so we could clobber those mooks! We came here to clobber one person in specific!
Yeah! So show yourself already!
Hahahaha!! You two have no idea the mess you've gotten yourselves into!
that voice...*cough* ...sounds an awful lot like...
That's right, losers! Read it and weep...
...Because you all have no chance of getting past me!
Mario!?
Not Mario, you dope! That's Bowser's spoiled brat in some kinda disguise!
Not a bad deduction for a couple of clowns in the negative IQ range! Though I have a question...
Which one of you two is ready for the butt-kicking of a lifetime!?
why, you little snotty-nosed imp!
See? Nothing to worry abou--
BEHIND US!
Ngh... you'll have to try a little harder than that if you wanna win!
Say hello to my little friends!
Maybe we should start running.
Uh oh.
'EY MIGHT! We got a mark on da radar!
Where is it?! Where is it?!?!
WHOMST'D'VE DARES INTERRUPT MY GAME OF AMONG U--
-oh (funny duck that refuses to embed), Dark Matter?! Where?
...
Both you and Missingno fail to see the point.
This reality is nothing more than 1s and 0s. And maybe a 2 here and there. The point is that in this world anything could happen. Dragons, worldenders, living memes, and more all exist here. In the real world, none of that exists. That also goes for the timebomb that is my demise. I'm not sticking around.
Kogasa...
I've seen the future. Two futures. Nothing is more depressing than finding that the one in which I leave is the happier one for everyone else.
The bait is set.
Gotcha!
...
I doubt Missingno would have disagreed about that first part. But the thing is, saying the world in here is just "1s and 0s" is just as valid as saying the world out there is "protons, neutrons, and electrons"; either way, you're looking at the world as its bare visible essentials and judging it by that alone.
And again, how do you expect to get out there? Nothing in here is going to help you further that; it's entirely up to what's out there if it wants to let you explore it, even if only as much as I did.
And who says either of the futures you've seen will come true? The few times anyone's looked into the future, they've been quite off about it.
The Fefnir Clan, Page 27 Post #5? Sure, MKII did get a stronger form - two if you count Hades Quartet - but no suicide was involved, and nothing about the Leviathan Clan or Fefnir-Kami and Fafnir-Daimou has even been mentioned since then, let alone come true.
Sure, you could say the Fefnir Clan's full of baloney. But where does that leave Dangan Man? Page 82, he was from a future where the Life Virus came back from the past, left behind Other Dark Prince's team, and deleted just about everything. Just from visiting the present things changed, and now Life Virus is Trio.EXE in the world of Grand Theft Auto V, Other Dark Prince is in critical condition, but not dead, Qbby freed himself, and BreakMan GZ is doing his own thing as Blues.
The future isn't nearly as predictable as you think, Null. And if you insist on leaving, don't expect a better experience.
I'm not gonna go home. I'm not gonna go back where it's boring.
*bewp* (Something seems...off about this.)
Then I'll ready the ship's weapons ahead of time.
I don't want a better experience. I don't deserve a better experience. Compared to the ones who suffer, I've got it pretty easy. The fact is though that as long as I'm here, I'm a danger. Remember: If I die, this universe dies. It's how GammaGhost wrote me. I can't understand just how that would work even with Ninja Phantom controlling the strings. The real world...is the perfect place for me because I have no power there. I can't hurt anyone there.
As for my future...when I was apart of the system, I managed to find a email. It matched this user and I...explored its contents. I found a docs file with a list of characters...You know where I'm going with this? I refuse to take the chance of them just changing their mind.
What the?
Hold on... those things are way too slow to hit us... if we just make sure to watch our backs we should all be fine--
Ugh.... That magic paintbrush, it... seems way too much more powerful than it's supposed to be.
W-wait... where'd Petey go?
Please! Whatever happened to that pea-brained behemoth is the least of your problems!
Hahahah! You all never stood a chance! Get ready, you two, because this marks the end of the line for your adventure!
That brush... did he create all of that?
He probably has some sort of limit as to the quantity he can create with that magic paintbrush... but it's still too powerful for us to take chances.
I'll stall. Find away to get that paintbrush away from him. If we can't do that, then we won't stand a chance the way we are. Got it?
...
Paratroop, atta-
Hup!
You think you're all tough because you've managed to tap into some power that isn't even yours!?
I've got news for you, kid. As strong as you may be, that tiny-little brain with barely any experience to last you'll be your undoing. Now then... How about I show you how a real fight is fought!?
...
...You're on.
... Your son seems to be faring quite well.
Hah! Of course he is! Of course the moment those two circus freaks go up against a real fighter they wouldn't stand a chance.
Something is... bothering me, however. They've refused to use any of the powerups we know they have at their disposal, as well as that wretched transformation. What reason could they possibly be choosing to endanger themselves further?
'Daw, quit overthinkin' things! It isn't that deep! Their just too dumb to realize what they can do!
Perhaps... But if we are to start our takeover on the entire Earth, we mustn't take any chances.
*sigh*
Okay then. You do you.
But if any of us in here suffer from you trying to get out there, that's gonna be a problem.
Are you sure about this? I mean, it's not like that girl is as dangerous as Dyna and Rika thought she was for some reason, but...if she can do that skin thing with GX...
I understand the worry. But given GX's history, I'm not as worried about intervening unless we're certain that his situation has become dire without us.
Uh...who's that gal?
...good question.
Somethin' 'bout dis ain't right.
*biip* (I'll go down into the clearing for a closer look.)
Y'sure? If dis is a trick, dat's gonna start us off with one o' you and who knows how many o' dem.
... (Meta Knight should be here if the ship's weapons are necessary, and I can't run the risk of you getting possessed a fourth time.)
What about me?
... (...)
*boowp* (...very well.)
How can she not see that I'm not trying to hurt anyone? Am I so far gone that I can't see-
What? No! NO NONONONONONO
*MISSING FOLLOWING: KI ENERGY. ALTERNATIVES: DESPAIR ENERGY, HOPE ENERGY.
*ANALYZING ENERGY SOURCES: KIRBY, DEFTEROS, QUIN
*WARNING* *WARNING* MISSING MKII SAMPLE! MISSING MKII SAMPLE! CRITICAL ERROR! SAMPLES ESCAPING HOST! ATTEMPTING TO REVERT OUT OF AUTO MODE. *+1
No. Please no.
It will be fine...please be fine, please be fine, please be-
!
!
...
I learned this trick when I went to the Jurassic!*
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