...I honestly forgot how many people were here and didn't leave.
Dopp, I'm really starting to wonder how the law stuff you signed is gonna work with this.
...well, I'm at least willing to hear them out if they need anything else before they find elsewhere to stay.
I never got to be cool like this anywhere. I never got to be better than the older people!
After all, I've...
...uh...
...I...cut down a tree. That's gotta count, right?
Hahah!
Argh!
Grrrerr!
Uh oh--
Oh come on!
Well, look what we have here? Dirty little insects who refuse to keep their affinities for senseless mayhem to themselves.
Unfortunately for you, I cannot tolerate any potential roadblocks in the sire's plans. Which means your intentions of interference must be dealt with. Now, then...
HIYAA! (You've gotten way tougher compared to how you were during our last showdown, Horaggh! I'm surprised you've managed to improve so quickly!)
HORAGGH! (Of course! Did'ja really think I'd let you leave me behind to play catch-up? I won't let you stay a single step ahead of me so easily!)
Come on! (Alright, then! Whadd'ya say we take this one step further?)
TOH! (You don't mean... the 「R-WING」s!?)
HUP! (Yeah. The last time I used mine was back on Earth against this one guy. I couldn't end up using a single percent of my strength, though, otherwise that would've resulted in the destruction of everyone in the entire arena (Besides Duracell). But now that we're here... in a plane of reality separate from all others... I can use it at full power, never mind less than negative percent!)
AURGH! (Well, then... what are we waiting for!?)
*ROAR* (Hiyaa! Horaggh! I've finally found the both of you! You two have humiliated me for what will be the last time! Now...)
HRRAWWRR!! (Prepare to rue the day you both were born!)
Bows
Enough, it's time to finish this!
Couldn't agree more, brat.
You wouldn't da--
Oh, I dare, all right. I dare.
Y-you think this is over? I'll just use my paintbrush to heal myself back to 100%. You c-can't stop me--
N-not...*cough*... so tough. now, are you, kid? Wa... ha..h--
It's over, squirt. You've got nothing on us.
D... don't be so cocky... when... back-up... comes, you'll be *cough* crapping your pants
*ROAR* (I thought something was fishy, but when I got blasted off, I actually met a certain individual of my own.)
Hey! Let me go!
Y'know, I've seen those rugrat Koopalings before, but this kid has an... uncanny resemblance to a couple you-know-whos.
Koopalings? You mean the Deadly Seven?
Wait a minute.
Something's kinda fishy here...
Either this is some god-awful OC, or...
*ROAR* (... We're dealing with alternate-universe counterparts!)
Fantastic. And pray tell, what does this have to do...
...with... oh dear.
Mr. Gutsman? It seems you may have been correct.
It's nothing important, just carry on.I wish we could see what you two were doing instead of listening in on various sound effects.
TIME FOR SUBJECT: "Fully Charged Guts Man" TO, QUOTE: "be a fucking hero": FALSE. SUBJECT: "Fully Charged Guts Man" IS NOT TO INTERVENE WITH SUB-PLOT: "Bowser and Koopenstein".
ADDITIONAL SUBJECT NOT TO INTERFERE...
...SUBJECT: "Proto Man Alucard". ADDENDUM: LOCATION "Dark Grasslands" IS NOWHERE NEAR LOCATION "Whistling Plains".
...I APOLOGIZE TO SUBJECT: "Toadsworth" FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. HOWEVER, PLOT TAKES PRIORITY. AND ACCORDING TO PLOT PROFILE, NOBODY IS TO INTERFERE... NO MATTER HOW DIRE THE SITUATION GETS.
ANY QUESTIONS?
You and your affiliates really don't get the idea of stories that happen without outer influence, do you, Guts?
The reason why Wario, Waluigi, and Petey aren't being helped is because they don't need, or even want to be helped. Go take your adventuring somewhere else.
Oh, no. No questions. Well, only one, to be exact.
Koopenwho!?
Aaaaand I suppose the cat is out of the bag! Somatic. I presume you know what you are tasked to do?
Precisely. I shall be back with not only your sons... but the heads of those troublesome peons as well.
Hey guys, I'm ba-
...bad time?
...is he gone?
Hup! (Boy, it's gonna be refreshing to finally relax in my own home agai-)
WAH! (Wh-who did this?!?!)
Hrrngh... (Son of a Rex...not these freaks again.)
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