...well, uh...I tied up a few loose ends, reminded myself who I am...
Well, right now we need to remind these loiterers that they don't really have a reason to be here.
Rika, please...
Fine...
There. We don't have anything else for you. So please beat it.
GAGH!
Well, that's good and all, but we still have one predicament... the paintbrush.
Hey, finder's keeper's right? Besides, maybe this brush could better highlight my chiseling features?
No, way, you dunce!
*ROAR* (Are we going to destroy it for the greater good?)
...
...Not a chance! A magic item like this'll make a mint! This may as well be treasure! And unless they're willing to pay up, I'm not letting anyone get their grubby fingers on a potential profit!
How dare you! I put time and effort into bringing out the best in such artillery, and you're gonna go and pawn it off!? If you had said it was too dangerous and tried to destroy it or seal it away somewhere, that'd be easy to respect! But you don't even care if they end up getting into the wrong hands!?
Hey! You lost the right to whine once you dedicated yourself to this stuff! I don't wanna hear any more backchat from you!
I dUn WanNa heEr ENy mOaR baCkhAt fRum yOu!
Nrrrrrrgh! Oh, that is it! You know, I don't condone child violence, but-- WAH!
...Ugh...
Apologies for the turbulent entry, but I do not have time to dillydally. Besides, I have already been humiliated enough by a certain one of you...
...And as long as I live, that can not go unpunished.
!!!
...well, Fefnir, if you and the Concept Masters need a place to stay, I'm more than willing to provide space.
Wh-but-
C'mon, Rika; he's let the 31 or so of us hang around here. Why leave others out?
...
Sure. Make yourselves comfortable.
See, this is why I left you guys. You always treat me like a baby!
Hey, you think you can just come over and crash our party?!
Hennngh... (If you think the Smithy Gang can just drop back down and start this madness again, then certainly!)
What Smithy Gang?
Hngh! (Don't play dumb with me! I know who you are!)
Hey, I never said I didn't know them! All I'm saying is they're not here!
Just because I'm hopping solo...
...doesn't mean I can't bounce back!!
I don't like thinking 'bout it. And I don't like it when you tell me to think about it!
Yagh!!
Hah! (Mario never acted like you were one of the more weighed-down weapons Smithy had, but I'm not gonna believe for a second this is a solo job!)
Well, aren't you hungry for answers?!?!
You... but I thought I piledrived you into hell!* How did you survive?
I merely teleported the instant before the collision could happen. Clearly, you were too caught in your own pitiful conceit to think of such of an eventuality. While we're the subject, I will put an end to all foolish conspiracies to come.
The identical brat, the Somari heroes and myself? We come from an alternate universe with the same individuals of the fabled 'Mario cast' but with a different world and course of events. If you had been ever so at all observant this would have been hardly any news.
Huh? Wait, who am I?
...
...It matters not. Dead men needn't any details. Now then...
...It is time the three of you perish by my hand!
I am the wind itself! Every time a living being breathes, I grow stronger. Every time you move, the force you exert translates to wind energy.
Leftover samples...how did I never take that into consideration?
*
The others are missing?
...
Good.
R.O.B., Mighty, look out!!
Hahaha! And those were just my old tricks with some extra spice! Wait until you see this!!
Whatever! Bring it on!
Urgh!
Wahahah! I'm-a-gonna win!
Waluigi time!
*ROAR* (My turn!)

...
...
Okay, hold your horses, guys. We don't know if these little guys are actually related to Dark Matter or just scared of us.
What the!?
That was no foul attempt on your behalf, but I found myself with very few scratches from that combination... The closest thing to damage was that plant's "butt smash".
This power... What is it?
Why not ask your dear companion Wario? After all, he had a taste of this power first-hand...
Oh yeah, when you blew up. How'd you even survive?
Out of story the comment was bumped down despite being posted first, resulting in the original ending planned holding no weight (Thanks for that, by the way). In-story my conscious was merely switched to a different body, one... to my liking.
Then that leaves only one question. This power... What is it?
This is becoming too redundant. I will make this quick.
These are the Microlite Jewels. By isolating the energy and radiating of the Master Emerald we managed to perfectly duplicate it into gems of our own, with none of the downsides. No outside forces can wield them.
...
Why do I bother explaining this to you?
Look out!!
Alright, enough tom
ery, time to wipe you off the map!
What's wrong? Little baby mad because he couldn't kill a frog?
Well you're about to be mad about a bunch of OTHER things now, too!
Ali Tachyos | Level 294 | HP: 19400/19400 | ATK: 20480 | DEF: 18900 | SPD: Incalculable++++
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