Ali Tachyos | Level 294 | HP: 19400/19400 | ATK: 20480 | DEF: 18900 | SPD: Incalculable++++
Ali Tachyos | Level 294 | HP: 18805/19400 | ATK: 20480 | DEF: 18900 | SPD: Incalculable++++
Ali Tachyos | Level 294 | HP: 18805/19400 | ATK: 20480 | DEF: 18900 | SPD: Incalculable++++
This guy's no joke, Wario! But if he thinks that he's any match for the Negative Zone...
Then he's dead wrong! Hyaaaa!
Urgh!
Despite the lowliness you possess, "Waluigi", you are a true mystery in terms of specimen.
Wh-what?!?
A tennis racket that can deflect anything and everything as long as it has proper reflexes is bound to be made up of some godlike alloy. On top of that, you manage to harness and emit the same energy developed by your irrelevance... it is quite fascinating. Too bad it will never be enough.
WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
WALUIGI!!
Do not concern yourself with his well-being. His and yours will both be nonexistent soon enough.
...*Sigh* You know... I thought I would enjoy having everything I've ever wanted... Land to call my own... An army of Kremlings, at my every command... Heck, long before all this Chaos Zone stuff happened, I finally got into Smash!
...And yet, as I sit here to admire everything I have gained... I find myself to be filled to the brim with the dullness that is boredom.
Well, I simply wish to match up with most of Beta Shadow's other video game characters, and if anyone has a problem with it, they can take it up with the new-and-improved Kahtos.
Hm, a fair question... Well, I suppose since nobody aside from you and my Kremling Krew is around to see this- What with the high-rated security I placed around the island-
-I suppose I can inform you of what trinket of power I hold in my claws...
Why, elementary, oh dear narrator!
Perhaps... But a true villain stands on only 3 morals: steal, cheat, and lie! If anything, he should be PROUD of me! I have the heart of a TRUE evil villain!
...And the sheer boredom of a hippo.
Say, Kahtos... Is there anything you'd like to do? I could do with some form of entertainment, if you have any ideas.
I am without my own wants, needs, and desires. I can only implore that you ask yourself what you would normally do if you were "bored".
...Hm, well... I would either be sailing the seven seas, doing experiments as K. Roolenstein, or come up with some scheme to...
...What ARE the Kongs up to at this point, anyways?
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