Meta Knight, you trained her t' square off 'gainst Regulus. In a Cruel Melee, no less†.
But all it took was a tournament match - one where killing wasn't even allowed - and now she's in horrible shape.
Just think about dat for a sec. Think about what Regulus would've done to her with your high an' mighty training if any of us had to get involved.
Ah know ahm not as good a fighter as you. Heck, da Smash 4 tourney was some of my worst moments eva. But even someone like you who could shape the meta needs to 'memba dere's more to fighting den how strong you are.
Hah! (So what are we supposed to do?)
Hope for the best.
Hmm...
Alright, three questions!
One! Are you one of those treehugging hippies? Two, are you working for the UKR? And three!...Three...
Uh Acorn? What's three?
Three. What kind of weapons do you use? The quieter, the better
You there! Waddle Dee! Defeat this exile and we make you chief!
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Stand ready.
Aim for the wrists!
...Is this a bad time? You seem to be in one of your... Erm, moods.
...Just one break... I wanted at LEAST just one break... But no... K. Rool HAD to want something to do. And he just HAD to bring that psychopath around...
...Do you... need... something...?
Well, I was going to ask Moto to grab me an Aspirin... Goku offered me a Senzu Bean instead. ...Surprisingly effective, but I'm not entirely sure for how long... Other than that, I think I'll be fine.
...You know what? No. You DO need something. You need HELP. MENTAL help. Because CLEARLY, your constant insistence on "fixing your mistakes" is starting to take its toll on you.
I'm not entirely sure what the whole situation is, but he's right; You need to talk to someone about this. Because clearly, scrambling to solve every single little thing you think is your fault? It's doing more harm than help for you. And it's NOT healthy.
I can't just go talk to some random therapist about Reaper problems. Only another Reaper could possibly understand what we go through; Otherwise, we'd just be considered as crazy.
Then talk to another Reaper about it. If only a Reaper could understand what a Reaper goes through, then that's just what you'll have to do. Because what you're trying to do clearly isn't helping.
Look, if a man creates mistakes, they have to do something to fix them, right? It's the logically right thing to do.
Ok, but before you go and decide that you should try and fix all of "your" problems, think about this...
The last time I ever saw you try to fix your mistakes, you sacrificed your physical form within my universe, becoming incapable of entering it. And even then, it resulted to basically NOTHING, and even could've gotten me killed.* How far are you willing to go to make up for your mistakes, and how much do your mistakes even match up to the cost you're trying to pay for them?
...
...Say, Sabata... You wouldn't happen to know a way to Other World, do you?
...Dark Warp, huh? How much have you used that this arc?
...Actually, scratch that. What have you even been up to this entire arc?
Well, are you busy with any deliveries right now? I mean, considering recent events, you've probably been getting less than previously expected. I can only imagine how much recent events have soured up the mood, but if you're still busy, I don't want to interrupt your work.
Just... Anywhere in Other World is fine. I'll find my own way from there... This is something I'll need to confront alone, anyways.
Wait, you're going to Other World? Can I come? I heard there was a new Kai, and I want to meet them, and maybe even see how strong they are!
Hm. I'll think about it.
Goku is NOT to come with us. When you drop me off, hide your energy and warp back to Earth.
The wrists. Got it!
*BUZZ*
Monking, I know they exiled you but that's just because they don't understand you. That's not a valid excuse for trying to get back at them.
It isn't about getting back at them. It's about protecting you guys.
So it is here! Come! We must retrieve that blade.
Not so fast.
Hey. You! Yeah you. The purple one. Your name's Sturdy, right?
*ROAR*
Perfect. Just follow the Joe to the barracks.
Ahhh, Superintendents Sabata and Beta! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable conversation!
Honestly, I'm glad you've decided to come here. The last people to have visited haven't been very... hospitable as of late. Then there's Powers Personified, but I've came up with a method to distract him for now.
Really, though, what's the problem?
I- uhh, I guess that's close enough? What do you want?
...Alright, Walter, we need to talk... I. Need to talk. And seeing how it's either talk to you about it, or talk to RotomSlashBlast about it...
...Yeah, I think we both know why I chose you over him for advice.
...Seriously, he complains about how everyone tries to "drag him into battle", and then he goes on to say that it's his responsibility to handle these problems. This whole situation has grown to ridiculous levels.
You're actually right about one thing. It's not entirely his fault.
Wh-
Because if anything, everything that has happened in this world is YOUR FAULT. YOU decided to create this world. YOU decided to let it persist. YOU decided to allow it to escalate this quickly.
If you have TRULY changed, you would've ended this practically childish roleplay the moment Beta Devil was DEAD.
...But if you're REALLY going to let all this chaos continue, just to kill a single person?
...Then you're no different from the BASTARD you were in the past.
...Never leave anyone's sight. Because the moment you are alone... I will slaughter you, you sick, phantasmic FREAK.
...Well. That happened.
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