I'm listening.
*Inhales* Ok.
...So. A Reaper's- ...A Prototyper's task is to write stories. And when you find yourself unable to work on them any longer, you discard them, and write a new story, correct? Null has even once referred to me as an "artist" once before.* ...But then there's Rotom. When I initially went to replace the Ajax universe, I previously never had someone complain at me for erasing or replacing worlds, even when I did it with MegaTale, or Beta and Mega... Rotom was the first... And come to think of it, I think he was the only.
...And even now, when I thought I had gotten over it... Sure enough, I failed to kill Regulus, let alone phase him. And that wish I made? Downright useless. I could've made an entirely different wish... I could've done a whole lot of things differently. And not only am I worried about the possibility of the Wily Omega returning... I'm also looking to destroy all signs of Anti-Omni energy from the previous Anti-Omni Meme, for the sake of ensuring that Beta Devil doesn't have a failsafe to bring himself back to life. In addition, I'm worried of the whole Waluigi fiasco, as well as... Well, something I feel like I have to do when the Super Dragon Balls are active again.
...What do you think I should do?
Well, the first thing I want you to do is stop beating yourself up for so many of the things that happened in the past. Everyone make mistakes. You, especially me-- the entire MMRPG Omniverse.
...I reckon I just heard someone disrespect me.
It doesn't matter how many times you've screwed up as long as you've grown and adapted from them. The perfect human being doesn't exist-- If they did, they wouldn't be human. You have to acknowledge that and move on from your shortcomings. Blaming yourself alone for what happened with Regulus is invalid. Beta Devil is equally responsible for what happened, and besides-- at least you did something.
Speaking of, don't think you have to shoulder everything that comes your way, either. There are several people I'm sure won't hesitate to fight alongside you or help you out, myself included. It's how he lost the first time. It's why you're here. Don't hesitate to rely on others. MKII and Beta Devil-- neither of them are your problem. They're our problem.
The Waluigi ordeal I can handle, you just worry about the excessive amount of customers you'll receive when I end it. And as for the Anti-Omni meme... Have you tried asking Harpy for help?
Also? Take it easy. Try not to stress yourself or find reasons to hold yourself against you. The first person you need to make peace with is yourself. Not Beta Devil... or Anti-Omni Devil... or Omega Element... or those alternate versions of-- y-you know what I mean.
Well, I hope that helps. After all, I'm no shrink.
...You know what? Yeah... I think that did help. As much as it could, at least. ...But, yeah... I think you've got a good point.
...I'm certainly going to struggle. Both from learning from my mistakes, as well as moving on from them... But it's up to me to decide how I should feel about it. At least, that's... somewhat what I'm getting from this.
Thanks, Walt. You've certainly earn that "Cool Guy" spot on the goodness level Tierlist.
...Snarky and clever as usual, huh, Upsilon?
Oh no.
That was way too close...
Wuh? (What just happened?)
Near-disaster, that's what. I'm not sure if I can trust this thing when it faints.
Yoshi! The ball!
Awa?! (What, what do you-)
Just give me the ball!!
Hmh? (Wait, so what are the odds...?)
I have no idea. They're not great, but we're going to have to rely on them.
I'm ready to do it over if it doesn't-
was caught!
...
...
What's going on with you?
...I've just had the strangest feeling that one of my own kind has been captured.
Yeah, well, we're not turning back for that. Especially when we're so close to our destination.
Oh, no. I have no need to see what just happened or why another of my kind is even in this universe... I just find it interesting, nevertheless...
Hey, guys. Wha-
aaaat the
SQUAWK! happened here?
Beta X slammed Ninja Phantom through a table.
...Phantom, what did you do THIS time?
Oh,
SQUAWK! off, I didn't do jack squat.
...Hm. Normally, I wouldn't believe you, but Beta X does hold a grudge against you, so I guess I'll take your word for it... Somewhat.
Seriously? Am I really so untrustworthy that the moment anything goes wrong when I'm around, I'm the one getting blamed!?
...Gee. Thanks. I feel so validated.
Well, you did try to kill all of us on multiple different occasions before everything that happened in this world has started. I think this should be the kind of reaction you should expect.
Hmmh... (I mean, that solves the problem...but are you sure this is okay? Like, ethically?)
Well, I could hear the thing from...somewhere*, but it wasn't any more coherent than what we heard here. Pretty sure it's not as intelligent as someone from Dimension 2.
Not to mention it probably wasn't in the best condition to remain on its own anyway. TM07 is a big problem, so I'm going to make sure they forget it next chance I get. Honestly, we're lucky it didn't use TM07 before we got here.
Still probably going to have to be careful who I talk to.
You just had to finish your encounter with 'M the quick and easy way, didn't you?
Hrrngh! (If quick and easy means I can get back to my friends faster, then so be it!)
Hmh! (Just who the heck are you, anyway?!)
Who am I?
What a question...it's as reasonable as it is foolish.
For my name will be your dying breath!!
Well, it sure is great that we ended up saving the princess! Too bad those stupid turtles on that fortress were both fakes.
Yes, yes, zat is all good und all, but right know zhere is something really important you must do.
What?
Hide. Zhose lousy Mario Brothers vill no doubt be here any moment now, und ze moment vhen they arrive, I am going to scare zheir naive zocks off! Zo hide, right now!
Nyeheheheh! This is going to be great!
...This is really happening. I cannot believe this.
Come now! Wario and Waluigi are very welcome guests! If not for them, the Mushroom Kingdom would be in great peril!
...I have my doubts
Tennis Waluigi? What're you doing here?
Alrighty, I know you guys are up to your usual schemes, but there's something you should probably do without any further delay. You remember how you gave that restaurant you visited a review to get even?
...What of it?
You should probably, uhh, oh, I dunno, delete that?
Why??
Ermm...
Because, er... Because I said so!! Besides, who cares about some old rusty Restaurant!?
...Huh. Well, I can't object to that. Guess I'll delete it.
Now then, where to hide...?
You will tell no one this happened. Understood?
Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!
The Netherworld?
I can't even call that quaint.
Hah! (What, like you're a big deal?!)
As a matter of fact, I am.
You have friends from Gensokyo, do you not?
Recently, something happened in its Former Hell*.
Quite a concept, wouldn't you say? A Hell deemed obsolete, replaced by a new one.
And yet, it wasn't the first time.
Indeed, I am from such a Hell. A Hell that was forgotten as soon as a single scarlet devil entered the scene†...
Since that day, eighteen years ago†, I have sworn to fight for the original Hell of Gensokyo, and for those whose names faded from history just the same as-
Less talking and more doing would be great.
...And the next thing I-a knew, I was pierced straight in-a the neck by-a that dragon's tail! And-a to add insult to injury, he-a took my-a cap, too.* It took me 5-a whole days just to convince him to hand it back... And that's-a AFTER the recovery process in-a the hospital. For-a 1 whole week!
...Wow. You aren't kidding when you say it's rough out there.
That's-a nothing! You should've seen my-a encounter with-a Death himself!**
...(On second thought, maybe I won't join the Smash tournaments...)
Anyways... Thanks for-a the lift, you two.
Not a problem! Later, Red!
Hello? Did-a anything happen while we were-
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