I ain't letting ya start yer scheme before it gets outta hand.
(It's now or never.)
(With Mao on the loose for the entire month, this is the best chance I've got.)
Nice to meet-a you guys!
...Though, now I-a wonder if we should-a inform Yoshi about all of this... He has-a been working with this-a "Brash Crew" recently, so I'm-a not sure if he's-a busy or not.
...Hm, come to think of-a it... I think we passed him on our-a way here. He seemed to have-a been using a pair of-a wings to fly back to Doppler Labs from-a Yoshi's Island...
...So either he-a was busy with something, and is done... Or he's-a been called over there for something important.
We'll let him do what he has to do for now. Besides, we have something even more important to tend to.
Waiiitaminute. Just who do you think you're bossin' around, huh!?
I'm only pointing out the obvious. It figures a peabrain like you would find a way to be offended by such.
You mind repeating that to my face!!?
We both know what I was implying. Maybe it wouldn't offend you so much if you weren't such a greedy. Selfish. Hack.
Guys, maybe now's not the time to-a-argu--
By order of the Koopa Kings...
...The eight of you are to perish my my hand.
...
It'd do you well to know the difference between a rat and a mouse. It'd also do you well to give me the Yagaterasu.
Firstly, leave Piranha Plant out. I know another guy that's even better for this stuff! Second...
How would you even know where we are?
You can come if you want, but I don't think it's anything we can't handle.
Alright, you bonehead, What did you do!?
What!? Why d'you accuse me!? All I did was humiliate him in front of all his people and dethrone him while crowning myself... king.
You want to know why you've been marked? Heh.
You'll have to ask my employer. And frankly, I'll have to ask to. Having to use THIS so soon after all shows that I'm going to have to ask for double.
5 Little Monkies! Take him down!
Some weasel attacked and burned this place to the ground.
Where's Vat Man?
You think if he was here that this would of happened?
...Give me a second.
Proteus, why are we here?
Because this thread is full of dumbasses that love to intrude on others. It doesn't make a difference if it's witnessed, but I'd rather not have to deal with anyone else's moronism-inducing cameos. Here, no one can do anything.
So that explains it.
To clarify, you all came here to gather a meeting, correct? To terminate Proto MKII Prime?
I can see that. But if that's the case, why isn't Anthem or that Kahtos here?
Because A. I don't wanna hear people bitch and moan about how some scumbag is working with us or be asked anything in regards to Kahtos after this, and B. Neither of them are alternate MKII. or at least, not directly
But that's besides the point. Honestly, being lumped in with that bastard has made my goddamn life hell. People scream at me saying I'm some robo-murderer. The only guys that treat me like a normal being are the ones at the KFC drive-thru I go through every week. And it's all because of one person.
It is likely you are to blame for this situation.
Oh hohoh, no. It's all his fault. That guy's the evilest MKII out there! Don't tell me nobody's cowered in your presence thinking you were him! So y'know what we're gonna do?
Talk to him about his behavior and try to appeal to his humanity?
Hell no! We're gonna kill that POS so bad that he'll be dead. After all, what can he do? At the end of the day, he's only one shitstain...
King-a Bob-omb...? Well, if this is who we're up against, then I'll-a just have to sneak behind him, and-
Uh, Mario? Something tells-a me that the same trick of lifting him up from-a behind and throwing him won't-a work this time.
Hm, you're-a right... Get-a the Power-Ups bag. Let's-a see what we got in there.
Let's-a see... A few spare-a Mushrooms... A couple Fire Flowers... Some Ice Flowers and-a Penguin Suits... A Super Hammer... Some-a Super Bells-
Wait, go back a second. Did you-a say a Super Hammer?
Well, yeah... This is-a the only one we-a have in-a here, though.
Let-a me use that one.
...Oh. Ok...I mean, I kinda wanted to use it, but... Guess I'll-a just settle for one of the three Hammer Suits in here.
Alright-a, King Bob-omb! Let's-a go!
Yeah! What he-a said!
It matters not how many power-ups you all have at your disposal. You all shall meet the same fate.
Don't count us out yet!
Great. My first chance to get to Kilroy and I squandered it. Looks like I'm gonna have to wait for the second chance.
In the meantime...
Hold on, where's Fang going now?
That's certainly a valid question. He drove towards that camp, then left mere seconds later...now I'm unsure where he's headed.
Well, it's gonna do 'im good. We ain't got any proof dat dose in the camp were actual troublemakers.
Gettin' beef wit' potential allies is just as bad as runnin' into problems headfirst.
It's bad enough when one of us gets hurt...
...well, even if it's not an active effort, there's something Volt, Dyna and I might need, considering what led up to Rumia's current state.
More specifically, weaknesses. Rumia's photosensitivity will be a much greater hurdle to overcome...
...but this whole time, Dyna Man, Volt Man, and I have had weaknesses. Dual-type weaknesses.
It's actually a simple pattern; Dyna is weak to Volt's Electric/Shield typing, Volt is weak to my Water/Laser typing, and I'm weak to Dyna's Explode/Impact typing.
This whole time, it seemed like something we could avoid worrying about until it finally happened - Dyna even mentioned it in passing a while ago* - but given what Rumia's weakness to bright weapons did to her, we can't take that risk anymore.
...
(I'll have to take what I can get.)
Koopenstein, are you done scouting for allies?
SatAM Robotnik and Dub Eggman are both missing at the moment. Though the original hasn't been returning my emails, either...
...Then we're all on our own, huh?
Not quite. I've found one ally in particular... who also shares some familiar ties.
When're gonna punch some fools' life out!? My fists 're shakin' for some action!
As hideous as you are, I share the same sentiment... I wish to show our enemy true beauty in death.
Calm yourselves. In due time, you two will claim your desires. Now, then...
...Of what use might your masquerade be to the mighty Bison?
Shin Bison
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