...Hold on. I-a don't think he's actually the bad-a guy here...
...I think he's-a simply being manipulated... And I've-a got a bad feeling we're about to find out by-a who soon enough.
No... no... no--
Well, I say enough! This superhero stooge has wasted enough time as-is!
Ugh...
We'll just explain what happened to this guy later. For now, Wario has a job to do.
Wah! Wait for me!
I demand to know who you think you are, invading this castle in such a manner!
How foolish of you! Did you truly, ever for a moment think your Precious "Mushroom Kingdom" would just unfix itself after what we did? No. As an extra visiting gift We made sure a little spell would be casted on the poor saps who live in these paintings.. and a little extra. But I suppose I can indulge your request...
...Princess.
Ludvig Von Koopa
We-a might... At this point, who knows what's-a in store for us...
...I don't care what "Master" Coda has told me to do... My moment to shine as a hero has come at last!
I don't get it... Why am I being dragged into this?
Because! Once we have proven ourselves as heroes, we could possibly convince the people to lock that menace Donkey Kong Sr. away!
(Disregarding the fact that your thoughts on Cranky are completely wrong,) What's in it for me, though?
Come on, don't you want to be a hero, like you were 33 years ago? Or, better yet... Don't you want to honor your fallen universe?
...
...Ok, I'm in.
Ngh, My head... Where.... where am I? Some weird field? I don't remember calling the Machine Six here...
You...!
That is right, Princess Peach! It is I, the magnificent Ludvig Von Koopa!
Hey, Somari! Doesn't this-a-guy look familiar?
(Yeah... Hey kinda reminds me of those Deadly Seven guys!)
I assure you, this will be the first and last time we meet. But worry not! Out of sincerity In my heart, brought along a few friends for you to come and play with...
Now, Fellow Koopalings. Show the Mushroom Kingdom true torment!
I don't-a-think so!
!!
SOMARI!!
NUH-UH! GOODY TWO SHOES NOT WIN TODAY! IN FACT...
MORTON GONNA STOMP GOODY TWO SHOES! STOMP 'EM REAL GOOD!
And the calvary arrives! Apologies, Mario, but as smug as it feels to finally project my rectification of all your past doings against us, I must make my leave. Morton? King Bob-omb? Crush these miserable idiots into oblivion!!!
BRING IT ON, STUPID PUNKS!
Mind-controlled? Turtle brat? Not my ideal Saturday. I... don't exactly know what's happening, but I'll try to help any way I can.
MORTON HATES SLIDES! MORTON THINKS HE HATE YOU, TOO!
Oh, what now!?
...Well, now... It-a seems we have some more help...
(Not that I'm-a complaining or anything, but where do these-a guys come from...?
Anyways, bro, mind lending me another-a power up?
Sure thing. Which one do-a you want?
Hm... Surprise-a me.
Thanks-a, bro!
You-a two want any? I'd-a offer a Mega Mushroom earlier (though we only have-a one of those in-a here), but the situation with-a "Joe" seemed to have resolved itself without the need for it.
WAHAHAH! Are you implying in any eon that we'd need your help? Get real, Green Stache!
How dare you suggest such a thing! As matter of fact, we don't even need a stinkin' power-up!
Just watch and learn, Ghostbuster! You're about to find out how real men fight!
*cough*... a few Metal Caps would be good.
URGH!
Are, uh.. are-a-you okay?
I'll-a-live, but man! For a simple-a-squirt, he sure does pack-a-punch.
Now c'mon! We can't keep everyone else waiting!
Now, wait just a second there...
...I want one of those power-ups of yours myself.
Stanley!? Wait... Are-a you here to help, too? But-
Yeah, yeah, I know, don't get your moustache up in a twist trying to figure it out, and just hand me one of them power-ups already!
That's more like it... Now, let's teach these guys a lesson!
Oh yeah! That's the stuff, baby! I feel like I could chuck a couple of castles around myself!
Wahahah! Now! We've come to kick tail and chew bubblegum... and we're all out of gum.
Nrngh!!
HEY! LEAVE BIG BOMB MAN ALONE! MORTON GONNA MAKE YOU PAY!
Oh, yeah? Make us pay, then!
You mess with the cow, you get the udders!
Yes, I understand, Scorpion Man*. No, I won't be calling again.
That's at least six universes I've been turned down in.
Don't people want to fight to become important? To strike down those who get the glory they need from those who took their glory, or left without them?
Have you never stopped to consider your foolishness?
If I knew you were alive sooner, I wouldn't have hesitated to ask you.
My point exactly!
Even if you asked me, you would have died just the same. Because I don't care about making friends over being forgotten. I don't even care if I was forgotten or not.
All I care about is watching others fall!!
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