...I SIMPLY GO OFF OF THE DATA THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN. PREVIOUSLY, THIS ARC HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY CLAIMED BY REAPER "RotomSlashBlast".
AND REGARDLESS OF ANY ABSENCE OF RSB SINCE THE UKR BECAME... SOMEWHAT OF AN IMPORTANT FACTOR... UNLESS IT IS STATED OTHERWISE BY ROTOMSLASHBLAST HIMSELF, THE FACT STILL REMAINS.
NGH!
And where do you think you're going, tough guy?
AGGHHHH!
...
Alright! Time to finish you off!
What the-!? Outta the way, Jumpman! This guy's a villain, and needs to be taken out!
Stanley, he already's defeated. You don't-a have to kill him to stop him.
Says you! If he doesn't die now, what's there to stop him from doing something like this again? REGULUS is still intent on returning to destroy us all!
...Disregarding however you-a could've possibly ever heard of-a that name... This has-a nothing to do with Regulus... And-a even so, killing Morton like-a this is-a NOT how you be a hero.
Besides... Killing him will-a only make matters against-a Bowser much worse.
...Being a hero isn't about taking out-a bad guys. It's about protecting your-a home, and-a the people you care about. As such, victory comes simply from defeating the bad guy... And that-a doesn't always have to be achieved by-a such extreme measures.
...*Sigh* Fine...
The more, the merrier! And from an Assist Trophy, no less!
Moral narratives aside, this "Ludvig" individual said that he and his Koopaling siblings were to invade and raid different sections of and around the Mushroom Kingdom. And if I were to wager there being the same amount of them as in our Universe... there are still six more of them we have to catch.
That shouldn't-a-be a problem!
Gimme five-a-minutes. If my-a-vision serves me correctly, those other Koopalings had-a-similar wands. I could use-a-this to make a radar to-a-locate them!
Begs the question, though. Should we split up to find 'em, or all go in the same path? On one hand, it means finding 'em faster, on the other, we'll be able to defeat them with no problem.
...Hm... Both-a methods do have their own benefits... We-a certainly have-a decent numbers to split up, too... But there's-a no telling what we'll-a be up against in-a these other places.
On-a the one hand, we had Morton and-a King Bob-omb decently outnumbered... But-a the Koopalings can most-a certainly learn from-a this, and-a can adapt that tactic into their-a methods...
...But on-a the other hand... Deciding to stick together could possibly give-a the other Koopalings a better chance of-a taking over their areas without interruption.
...Well, either way, it has-a become clear that we cannot trust-a Stanley to be on-a his own. So either way, he's-a coming with-a me and-a Mario.
Wait, WHAT-
Et tu, Waluigi?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wario can-a-come with-a-me and Yoshles. Shadwari, you, Tailigee, and...?
Viewtiful Joe, baby!
Right. A-you can go with them.
Hey, however I can help. I still owe you guys one for getting me out of that creepy mind conrtol-thing.
Alright, look! I don't CARE if you think I need supervision, NOR do I care whether or not I'm in Smash! (I mean, I wouldn't turn it down, but- Well, it doesn't matter. To me, anyways.)
Listen. I already have someone to pair up with against these guys, believe it or not. And even then, I have... *Ahem* Connections.
So, why don't you bug off, BOTH of ya, and just leave me to my OWN group! I can handle myself just fine without your watchful eyes!Or secret second agendas.
...*Sigh* Very-a well... But please, stay out of-a trouble. I'd-a rather not have an old friend of-a mine get hurt, or-a cause hurting towards others.
...
Grrrr... fine! Join your stupid little friends! In fact, you'll probably make a better team with them, because just like those two, all you are is irrelevant!
Hey, not cool, dude. Besides, who are we to judge who is and isn't relevant?
And when was the last time you-- no costumes, no offhanded references-- appeared in any video games!?
Why, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3--
...oh.
Play with your stupid pity party for all I care! Which, is not at all!
...Well. This is-a awkward...
You're not-a wrong... But in-a any case, I wonder if we-a should find somewhere else to get-a one other person to help us...
Hm, I'm-a not sure... I don't know if there's-a anyone available that we can ask for help in-a this case...
...Except... What if-a we ask Donkey Kong?
...Hm, no. I'm-a pretty sure we still consider each other as-a rivals, you know?
Yeah, maybe you're-a right...
And-a besides, who knows? Maybe we won't-a need a third person after all. And even if it ends up that we-a do... We certainly have-a some people we can-a call for back-up.
If anyone comes in and mentions weasels or "Bio Stars", tell 'em I died.
...but you're a weasel*, ain't ya?
If I ever find out who started that, I'm gonna kill 'em.
I'm getting tired of people being stubborn about this.
That's your fault! Do you really think one would be ready to tie themselves down just after they'd been freed again?! Or if they were never free bef-
You know, I've been told actions speak louder than words.
It doesn't matter how long we've been gone! What matters is what we desired before!
Since my birth, I've desired freedom. And only now do I have it, and I fully intend to use it!!
But you? You have nothing to desire! You're just like all of your little friends from back then; the only thing you ever knew was to fight the shrine maiden*!
You don't know who I am.
You'd be amazed what I heard Mecha Sonic say before he threw me out.
So, the radar doesn't work anymore?
Oh, jeez. I think it's evolving. For example, Dee, dunno if you noticed but that Dark Matter that tried to possess you was completely effing immune to holy water.
I think we're gonna need a new sample.
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