(Already?)
I was able to-a-isolate the energy readings of these-a-radars! If we-a-split up in-a-groups of four/five, we'll be able to-a-take one of each down, and then-a-deal with the rest!
Huh. Convenient.
Just to-a-make sure we're all clear, allow-a-me to recap:
Any-a-questions?
I'd-a-say there's enough of you guys as-is (Also, I don't-a-think Wario is very willing to cooperate on your group effort after the argument that just-a-happened).
The Dark Matter you seek is not of this dimension, hence why it's still not going off even with my presence. Rather...we're something called Grey Matter.
Whereas Dark Matter comes from this universe, Grey Matter comes from an alternative dimension known as the Parallel*. That's also why it infect you machines instead of organics.
I've got it!
If one of you places a teleporter and sets it far away from here and the other applies a heavy weight to the angry mustached ball guy, he could fall through the floor here and fall into the teleporter, thereby taking care of your prob-
Oh.
Oh, thanks!
...Wait. If you're part of this Grey Matter, how come you aren't trying to yeet us into oblivion? ...And why do you think we're machines? As far as I know, nobody here fits the bill except R.O.B.
Well, my-a guess in all honesty is that where we go all depends on-a which of the 6 places each-a group chooses to go to.
You're not!? But you look just like one!
Steller. Quiet.
In any case, I'd rather not talk about it. It...feels strange to think about it.
It's cause he got kicked out cause he was brave enough to voice his own opinion.
...All that matters is that you helped my blade free me-
That's me!
...you helped my blade free me, so I'm in your debt.
*sigh* I'll get it.
Either I missed something in the paperwork or they're wondering about Devil Man and the others...
It's astounding, really! They never stopped to think what would happen if they threw us out like trash!
*
I was a pawn to Isoc! I was a pawn to Mecha Sonic! But without either, I follow my own road of destruction!!!
You know, for calling me a one-note being, your motives are quite hollow themselves.
If we're saving this Toad Town Central for last, then I think my team'll go with Toad Town Mall and save you guys the trouble of going there. How about you, Garlic?
Hmph! I'll have you know the versatility of Wario knows no bounds! and as such, we'll be picking last.
(Gee, How noble of you.)
Well, what about-a-everyone else?
Fine by me! Nothing beats Metal Waluigi!
Hm, well, then... I-a suppose me and Luigi will head for-a Goomba Village. Stanley?
Tch. It doesn't matter where I head off to, me and my partner will take them down regardless!
Ok, but we're-a not going to start any arguments on who chooses last between you and-a Wario.
I never said anything about picking last, Green Bean!
...I'm taking the forest. I... feel most at home when surrounded by plants.
Oh? Nice to-a hear you still have a soft spot for-a plants!
Ah, shut it.
Well, I mean, I'm just a normal(citation needed) guy under this armor suit, but I get why you'd be confused.
Anyway, I'm done calibrating the radar and I've taken the liberty of syncing the Halberd's inbuilt one with it, so we should probably see some results right about... now.
What you SHOULD be playing is one of my greatest acheivements, Wario Land 4! But anyway, I guess this leaves my team with Shiver City! You all just try to keep up with me!
Well, if everyone knows where they're going, then we should just go our separate ways.
Man, this is so easy! About time I get to kick back and reelax!
Quite the interesting specimen you all are! I can't let any one of you escape, however-- you will be my test subjects for my experiments!
Ha! About time a real tough guy started whippin' you all inta' shape!
Hee hee hee! So fun, so fun, so fun! I wanna play more!
Ugh, talk about em-barrassing! When we're not partying or kart-racing or in Smash Bros. we have to spend every day in some stupid castle like we have since 2009, and the moment I wanna go shopping the only things available are tacky vested clothing? Tch. Please. Trust me, this dumpster fire is better off in flames.
...Yuuuup. Our seperate ways.
Hey, a-Wario! Think you can-a-keep up?
"Keep up"?
Hmmph! Don't be stupid! This baby can move at lightspeed! Although technically, the theory of relativity debunks this due to the fact accelerating at such a speed would increase your mass to an endless degree and therefore slow you down, but-- Ugh! You know what, screw the science babble, it doesn't matter! you just try not to get too carried away gawking and drooling at my sheer speed!
And you guys have-a-had to put up with-a-him for how long?
About-a 28 years, give or-a take.
I've-a known him for longer; Truth is, Wario and-a I used to go way back... We used to have-a played games like "Cowboy" all the time... *Sigh* Good-a times...
Yeah, until you realize that it was "games" like those that turned him into the rotten stink that he is! But whatever, we can discuss how much of a hypocrite you are at another time.
I'm off. Good luck, or... Whatever.
...A curious question, Somari. Was there ever anyone like-a Stanley in-a your world, that you know of?
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