Come to-a-think of it, yeah! Yoshles even-a-formed a group called-a-the Chaotix with him! He was a really nice-a-guy, too... shame he's been-a-missing in action for-a-the last 27 years.
....
Ugh, what do you losers want?
You wouldn't happen to be one of the seven Koopalings, would you?
What's it to you? Sorry, but I'm not taking autographs or selfies right now, so you'll have to buzz off..
Look, real people are su--
!!
...
I warned you three, didn't I? Now if you excuse me, I have some destruction to attend to...
...And none of you can stop me.
Where specifically is he, though? I mean, he's here on the radar, but--
Wheeeeee...!!
Alright, fine! I guess we're doing this the hard way, then!
...
(He's fast, but he has to have some sort of weakness. As far as I know, he hasn't bothered to attack me from far away. Whether that's because he can't or because he wants to catch me off guard though is unknown.)
Give it up. There's nowhere for you to r--
You wish. I was never planning on running. I just have better things to do that to kick a couple of miscreants around all day.
Huh?
Hey! No fair! You tried to destroy my ball!
Sorry, kid, but your "fun" is causing too much damage to be caused here!Excluding the damage we made on our way here.
Grr...! No fair! I finally get to play and you meanies try to spoil my fun! Ludwig told me about guys like you!
Well, too bad! You guys'll have to be spoilsports somewhere else!
Gore n' Watch... Get 'im!
...
Mr. Game & Watch?
No... wait, don't--!
...Ugh.
...
(I swear I used Slow-Mo to slow him down... I should've saw that feint coming.)
(Think, Joe, think! He's fast, but his punches don't do that much individually, and on top of that he only ever uses his fists to fight, and doesn't approach me in the air. Air... Air... hold on.)
...
!!
Alley-oop!
Ngh!
It's over. You're clearly outmatched. I won't hesitate to knock you out if you resist.
...
Over? Oh, you poor fool. It'll be over when I say it's over!
!!
It's not fair! How come you gave the Koopalings permission to carry out their plan!? I wanna crush those worthless pipsqueaks too!
Well, MAYBE, it's because I don't have to worry about those seven handing in faulty report cards! Are you kidding me!? That piece of paper is C's Central!
'Dawww, why does it matter, pop!? That school stuff is a waste of time! You don't have to spend all day listening to Kamek ramble about the Pythagorean Theorem like I do!!
You'll listen to him for as long as it takes to get your act together, young man! In the meantime, you're grounded, no ifs, ands, or buts!
But--
NO BUTS! Now go to your room right now!
>:C
That was rather cutting, your treacherousness.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I just-- I just want to get my point across. I'm not trying to upset the kid or anything, but I can't let him sabotage himself due to his own recklessness.
It sounds like a cliche, but when I look at him, I see myself in him. What I could've been. It should go without saying that appreciate the fact that you raised me, but before that, I was on my own.
It doesn't help that the influence of the internet is... concerning, to say the least.
He did call me a "Boomer" earlier this year.
Heh. Look, point is, I don't want him to be like me, going off and chipping away at my life to beat the same goddamn guy for three and a half decades. I want him to be better. And if it means cutting him off from our villainous schemes, I won't give it a second thought.
..."Oh, come on, Kamek! Parenting can't be that hard!" Not so fun once the shoe is on the other foot, is it, your ungodlyness?
The first time wasn't enough?
I'll make sure that it actually hurts this time!!!
Well, whoever you are, it looks like we have a common enemy.
A freak of nature?! You think I'm a freak of nature?!
Sure, with what I did to Saktira to become who I am*, you could say I am a freak!
But you were no different! You came to be at the cost of Schmitt's life†! You can't say I'm a freak of nature without admitting you're just the same!!
I don't think you're telling the whole story.
I have...no regrets...I live...free...
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