Yo. Fang's here right? I need to speak with him about something.
Another banana. Really?
And of course.
Hey, Quin.
Yes Master?
It's Null. Anyways...I don't know how to say this but...
What is it?
I'm not sure you can comprehend this but... I just wanted to tell ya that frankly your the only friend I've got, and that's something I can live with. I'm just happy I've got someone to talk to, and I'm glad it's you. I know it's a bit strange, but I just wanted you to know that.
Hey Quin, you alright?
Is it something I said?
That's probably him. Probably.
Seems there are no other occurrences besides you right now, but it never hurts to double-check...
End of the line for you two. You're done terrorizing these people.
...Ha!
What's so funny?
This isn't the end... far from it. In fact, I'd even say that this is only the beginning...
Ngh!!
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Argh...Hrngh... HRAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!
W-what the--!?
Hnnghhh...
Grrrragh!
Giga Mac?
Yeah, I should-a-probably get-a-going! See ya later, -a-you two!
No fair! I should be having fun, but instead you meanies came here to ruin everything! Bah! You guys are just jealous because I'm in Smash and you guys aren't!
...!!!
Uh oh! Did I strike a nerve!? I think I recognize the purple man, though-- he's an assist trophy!
Why, you--!
Yeah, we should-a get going, too...
...Hm?
...Hey, Mario! Look at-a this!
Hey... That's-a our Warp Whistle!
Yeah... It-a seems that our thief was here, apparently... Though, it-a doesn't seem like it was-a used recently...
...Luigi... I think I-a know who our thief is.
...I mean, does he really have so much of an ego that he doesn't even think it's a little suspicious that he would much rather join with a pair of strangers than his own brother?
Are they even brothers? I feel like "Bros." is more of a title than an actual fact.
Gee, a good question. I'll think about it when I actually care.
And then there's that Mao guy... Can you believe this guy!? Playing my own game, right in front of me!
Sounds to me like you have yourself a fan.
HA! Yeah, right! I can see straight through that deception! If he truly was a fan of mine, he'd actually show it!
No. He's obviously just trying to get on my good side, thinking he can convince me to join his dumb little group. Well, he can just go to the hottest pits of Lethal Lava Land if he even THINKS I wanna join it!
While I don't exactly agree with his methods- or those of what Coda told us about it- I don't see why you don't want to be in Smash like they do.
I never said I didn't want to be in Smash, I said I didn't care either way. And even then, what do you think Master Hand's going to do if he finds the Smash DLC to be dead, huh? Is he going to reward the killers with spots on the roster? No, of course not! Why the hell would he!?
And besides, at the end of the day, while it's an honor to be a fighter in it, being in Smash is a cheap way to obtain popularity that may as well be TEMPORARY. Seriously, when was the last time you ever heard people like Captain Falcon, or Little Mac, or even Banjo and Kazooie have any new adventures beyond Smash, recently? Obvious answer: They never had. And quite frankly, they may never WILL.
I mean, come on; Banjo's being in Smash was swiftly overshadowed by a Mii Costume of a stupid meme skeleton! If that's how highly anticipated fighters are treated, maybe it's best for both me AND Smash Bros. if I never join!
I see.
By the way, we were supposed to turn right 10 feet ago.
...Oh, sunova-
AAAH! OH MY GOD!
Ms. Robinson I'm sorry for never paying attention in your class, Mom, I'm sorry for taking two cookies out of the cookie jar instead of one, Tyson, I'm sorry for never letting you play on the Gamecube with me--
...
...What was that all about?
Keep alive, lest you end up like whoever that Boo was. That guy's heading in the same direction we are!
What if it's a trap, though?
Well, unless you're secretly a master of stealth, we either spring it, or we never get the chance to even beat him! Now, come on!
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