Hold it right there, koopaling!
We got you cornered! Heheheh.
Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. now let's capture that koopaling already so we can do things for dr. wily, i don't want to miss this moment.
...FIRST OFF, WELCOME BACK, USER "pokeepoo". NOW, ON TO MORE SERIOUS MATTERS...
THERE ARE 8 OF CLASSNAME "Koopalings". YOU SHOULD BE MORE SPECIFIC ON WHICH ONE YOU ARE GOING AFTER.
SECONDLY, IT SHOULD BE INFORMED THAT SUBJECT "Dr. Wily" IS CONFIRMED DEAD WITHIN THIS UNIVERSE. OF COURSE, YOU MAY BE REFERRING TO YOUR OWN UNIVERSE, BUT THAT IS NEITHER HERE, NOR IS IT LIKELY THAT WE SHALL BE EXPLORING THE "THERE".
FINALLY, IN REGARDS OF WORKING FOR OTHERS, THE PERSON YOU SHOULD BE WORKING FOR...
...is ME! Which now raises the question...
WHERE!!! HAVE!!! YOU!!! BEEN!?!?
Y'know, this should have ended a while back. In fact...
In fact what?! Finish your freakin' sent-
It shouldn't even have begun!
He was certainly no Express Man. We barely learned what kind of person he was until the last second.
Nevertheless, that Hyper Limited Adaptor of his concerns me...
...I don't have to track him down and take it off, do I?
That's not quite my concern.
Think about it. Saktira CC and Nichts were both made largely of Extreme, and yet neither faced volatile reactions. And then we have this Adaptor, modeled after one of Dr. Light's, with Hyper Limited in it...
...something tells me there was more to Team Mecha's HEX Adaptors than just the initial seven victims and Volt.â€
Well, should we first search for this "Copy X" you speak of, or the fated fusion of Fefnir-Kami and Fafnir-Daimou‡?
Uh...what's happening? Did something get in?
No, Blade, I think...
...mh?
RUMIA!!!
Wh...?
Please don't get hurt again...please don't go near the mean people anymore...
I...I'm...you're better now!!
Ah, little darkness child...it's the greatest relief that you live!
Uh...thank you!
...did I win?
Who cares if you won, little dudette? We're just happy you're doing good!
...well, I went in there to win...
...for what it's worth, you were given a lot for what happened. Including what you would've won.
...yellow things?
...well, that's good to know. In either case, our actual first priority is Replicapture...
!!
No, you moron! Don't throw--
Now, prepare for the wrath of the Ultimate Lifeform! Harrgghhh!!
UGH! ARGHH!
Why are we here, anyway?
Because I have a life, and I'm not staying in the same stupid realm forever. There's no obligation for me to be there 24/7.
What about those whatsitsfaces? Their arc? They could attack you at any moment.
Too bad for them, I don't care. They ain't getting this Chaos Heart back.
I'm done playing by other peoples' rules. I'm done trying to follow my "hierarchical status". Besides. I've realized that I can literally do whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want. The only limiter is your mindset.
Everyone is a Character. Some people just like the idea of some characters being more special than others. Whether that's good or bad isn't for me to decide, but what is is that I don't want any special treatment, nor am I going to address anyone as otherwise.
...Ugh, that's cheesier than a Gourmet Market full of Parmesan Chiffon Cake.
Yes, and I will continue to be as however cheesy as I please.
...This cannot be the end of us. It was just one mistake. The Gemini Brand name does not die here. We WILL rebuild-
Mr. Gemini, sir. I really do admire your determination, really. And if it wasn't for this company, I probably would've been decommissioned and left for scrap after my failure towards Wily during the Gamma fiasco.* So, I say this with all the upmost respect I could muster...
...There is no recovering from this. It truly is the end for this company. And, despite everything that has happened, I wish you the best of luck in whatever you plan to do next. I hope you'll do the same for me, as well.
...Goodbye, boss.
I certainly hope thee doth not plan on closing down without fulfilling what thee hast promised to us.
...Unfortunately, the machine of which I used to free you from the Void has already been confiscated by the Government... There is nothing I can do for you anymore.
...That had best been a jest, Sir Gemini.
Look. I am already in very well deep at this point. What do you want me to do, break into Government HQ!?
Thee had best doth something, Sir Gemini. Because if thy promise to return our brethren of the Ajax Universe to the land of existence remains to be broken...
...Then it is off with thy head.
Isn't it obvious, mama robotnik? we were just fishin' for some intruders.
Yeah, what dark me said.
No, no, no!!
(28 years, huh? 28-a-minutes in of-a-itself seems like-a-handful.)
Hah! None of those other Koopalings have the smarts like me! When the big man gave us the green light to bring "assistants" of our choosing, I didn't choose just one person...
...I chose a ga-- Ow!!
Hey!! What's the big idea!?
(It's about time.)
Not that I, and by extension, we, needed your help!!
Sorry, you-a-guys. I-a-had a little chat before-a-leaving.
How about you tell it to someone who cares and buzz off!?
Oh, no...
We'll stand up to everything you've got...
We do whatever the Koopa King wants!
The mention of our being haunts...
The Hammer Gang will leave you to rot!
...Eugh.
...wait, iX, you just said both groups would be going to the right.
It's surprising, really.
I'd have expected something more eventful to have happened since the...encounter with Regulus, yet even out here the most I've seen is a single spaceship*.
Not even any further plans from-
...?
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