You wanna go?
Then let's SQUAWKing go.
Well, that takes care of that. Let's get back to searching.
no lol!
that'll probably be pretty fun to get out of!
...
EZLPD 2 TEMA U.
Actually, we met once before.
WHAT!? *Explodes*
U HVA DFNO EMH. Y?
I'd like to request for a wish.
4 FER? AHN. I DNU NEV NO U, D0D.
...UBT. AYMB U EKN B A ETTS 4 HMA UN HSWE STEMS.
A new system? What is it?
...NOW OIMENL YPCSA ERDSLO. ILL VEG U 1 HSEW 4 ONW INLOEM CEH.
...Seriously? THAT'S your plan for a wish exchange?
YE, I EHTNK TE WSERK!
It doesn't. It really, really doesn't.
N OHWS HET EIMLON MMNELEOI DLO YADTI EHR?
...Alright, fine, then.
TGIH, WAT ES UR HWES?
I wish that I had 2,000,000 more Space Dollars.
...
...I HKTEN I ANO C TEH RBLAMAP.
Oh, do you now?
K NDE, SWI YGA, U AGT A BERT DIAE?
Well, not exactly an idea on how to better sort the problem, but... We could maybe... I dunno... Ask the Metalls who worked with those Former guys that made you?
...
...TWA ASW HTE SWHE U DEUTNW 2 AKM?
The kind of wish I want can be made after we talk about some system to prevent you from making wishes too quickly and rapidly... Unless it was upgraded for otherwise recently, that Everything Dynamo can only grant so much energy to be used for wishes, you know.
...I KNOW THAT. FAR TOO WELL.
Then we NEED to make a system that's far less exploitable.
I AGREE. BUT I REFUSE TO TALK IT OUT WITH THOSE FORMER-TALLS.
There is hardly ANYONE we can turn to right now-
THE ANSWER IS NO. LAY OFF IT, OR I'LL JUST ERASE THE UNIVERSE MYSELF.
...
...*Sigh*...
...LOOK. ...THERE IS A REASON I'VE BEEN OUT ON MY OWN FOR SO LONG. WHY I HAD NO ABILITY TO HAVE MY PARTS REPLACED... WHY I BECAME THE MYTHICAL DEITY I AM TODAY.
...A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, THE FORMERS CREATED ME TO BE THE ULTIMATE MACHINE... A MACHINE, CAPABLE OF ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, AND EVEN BEYOND... GALACTIC NOVA. ...AND TO MAKE SURE I WOULD BECOME THE ALL-CAPABLE MACHINE THEY WANTED ME TO BE... THEY PREFORMED VARIOUS TESTS ON ME. DAY AND NIGHT. 24/7. EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, THEY WOULD CRAM INTO MY CIRCUITS THE MOST RANDOM AND USELESS THINGS. COFFEE MACHINES. SNACK AND DRINK VENDORS. DEATH LASERS AND SAWBLADES. ANY RANDOM THING THAT WOULD COME INTO THEIR IDIOTIC GENIUS HEADS, THEY'D MAKE IT, ONLY TO STUFF IT IN ME MOMENTS LATER. IT TOOK THEM YEARS TO REALIZE THAT MOST OF THE THINGS THEY TRY TO STUFF ME WITH JUST WON'T FIT IN TOGETHER... BUT EVEN AFTER THAT, THEY STILL TRIED TO MAKE THEM FIT. ...NEEDLESS TO SAY, GETTING RID OF THE FINAL ITEM THEY STUFFED IN THERE WITH THAT BLUE GUY'S WISH WITH THE ROUGE STAR WAS THE GREATEST FEELING I HAVE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
...AND THEN THEY MADE THAT STUPID WISH CORE- THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN NEVER GET RID OF MYSELF- AND GUESS WHO WAS THE FIRST TO BE THE GUINEA PIG? ME. THEY THEN PROCEEDED TO WISH FOR THE MOST ASININE THINGS, ALL WHILE IMMEDIATELY HAVING A REPLACEMENT PART WAITING FOR THEM TO STUFF BACK IN ME SO THAT THEY COULD CONTINUE TO MAKE MORE AND MORE WISHES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART OF IT WAS? I COULDN'T DO A THING ABOUT ANY OF IT. BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN SENTIENT... AT LEAST. I WASN'T YET.
...I KILLED THEM. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, AND MADE MY ULTIMATE ESCAPE. NO MORE TESTS. NO MORE EXPERIMENTS. NO MORE BEING STUFFED WITH RANDOM PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY AFTER RANDOM PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. I WAS FINALLY FREE. ...I THINK I ALSO SUMMONED A DRAGON TO KILL OFF THEIR ENTIRE RACE BEFORE I LEFT FOR GOOD, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.
...SINCE THAT DAY, I RENOUNCED THE NAME "GALACTIC NOVA". I REFUSED TO GO BY THE NAME OF THOSE WHO HAD HELD ME CAPTIVE AND STUFFED ME WITH WHATEVER THE HELL THEY FELT LIKE STUFFING IN ME. INSTEAD, I TOOK MY OLD NAME AND CHANGED IT, INSPIRED BY THE OBJECT THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER... FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, I BECAME KNOWN AS GRAND NOVA.
...Wow. ...And here I thought you didn't even remember anything of what happened in the Absurd Roleplay's collective multiverse.
I DIDN'T. BUT NOW I DO. CAN'T EXACTLY EXPLAIN WHY, THOUGH. I JUST... REMEMBERED.
...So, that's your life story, huh? ...Man, that kinda sucks, dude.
...But... Even still... I think we should still at least consider talking to the Metalls about it. I mean, again, Mighty could have a solution of his own, but... Would it really hurt to try?
...*Sigh* I SUPPOSE NOT... I HEARD THEY HAD A NEW BASE OF SOME SORTS ON EARTH, WHICH I WAS GOING TO HEAD THERE ANYWAYS, BECAUSE WHY NOT. ...I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT TO PAY A VISIT, TO SEE IF WE CAN WORK ON AN AGREEMENT.
Glad to hear you're at least willing to try talking to them. ...So, about that wish...
OH, RIGHT. UM... YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS'LL BE ON THE HOUSE. AS THANKS FOR TALKING WITH ME AND WHATNOT.
Oh, cool. So... my wish. You see... There's this guy. His name is Walter. He's currently comatose in an expired- and possibly deceased- universe. Do you... Think there's any chance you could warp him here, right now?
...HMM... I'M NOT ENTIRELY CERTAIN, ACTUALLY. ...BUT... I CAN TRY, AT LEAST.
PLEZD 2 MEAT U.
U HAV FOND MEH. Y?
4 FRE? NAH. I DUN EVN NO U, D0D.
...BUT. MAYB U KEN B A TEST 4 MAH NU WESH SESTM.
...WON MILEON SPAYC DOLERS. ILL GEV U 1 WESH 4 WON MILEON ECH.
EY, I THENK ET WERKS!
N WHOS TEH MILEON MELENION OLD DAITY HER?
IGHT, WAT ES UR WESH?
...I THENK I NAO C TEH PRABLAM.
K DEN, WIS GAY, U GAT A BETR IDEA?
...WAT WAS TEH WESH U WUNTED 2 MAK?
Let's see...Introduction to Mega Man, Elektro Tunnel, Mystery Mansion, ah! Here it is, the Absurd Roleplay Replacement. My living counterpart should be located within. Good. Now then...since the system has shown that it can't delete a both living and dead target without the entire system to crash, I should be able to install just about anything unabated.
Hmm...I can't install it here...I need to get somewhere far away from here. Hmm...but if I go to the Replacement, it'll stick out like a sore thumb. Prehaps...
We're going on a trip!
In our favorite rocket ship!
Zooming through the skies-
Alright! I've had enough! You guys have been singing that song for who knows how long! And-
Oh. We're here.
He's here. I know it.
Is it because the tracker says he is?
...
Oh, hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there before! What's your name?
This situation keeps getting worse. I'll just sit back, and wait until this all-
"blows over"?
Ambitious of you to try and destroy everything, but here's a newsflash, "Worship": You will do nothing. You are nothing. You will never be anything. You want to make everything about you, but you chose the wrong side to do that.
See, that is why I share a disdain for these 'Reaper' figures - and the one thing he was actually wary of - your existences in our world contradicts ours. What is the purpose of creating us if you are going to keep us in your shadows as tools? As instruments?
Because at the end of the day that is all we are. We are instruments. Instruments for your forum games, instruments to help push your delusional agendas, and instruments until yet again you pull a trump card Deus-Ex Machina and remind us of our irrelevance.
That is why I defy you. That is why I do not respect you. I refuse to be anyone's instrument. All we do is play your games. And unlike you, Walter knew of this. That is why he stood clear of any involvement himself. You said you wanted to purge life since it was a mistake? The only mistake I see currently is the one I am loo-
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.
Great! ...Say, why do you only talk like that when you're being serious?
I HATE MY CREATORS. IT DOESN'T MEAN I HATE THEIR CULTURE OR LANGUAGE.
Ok...? But why do you say it with such a... Joke-like accent?
...LOOK. I'M A GIANT, MILLENNIUM-OLD DEITY INFUSED WITH THE INFINITE POWER OF MEMES. I THINK I CAN AFFORD TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, AT THE COST OF SOUNDING DUMB.
Fair enough.
...So, now we've brought the unconscious body to here. What now?
For starters, you could hand that over to me so I can send it somewhere safe.
Oh, hey Shadow! Yeah, sure, here.
There. Now Walter should be safe from random attacks. Now, for our next problem...
It's very obvious that we need to send this "Worship" back to Walter's body in order to wake him up. The problem, however... Is both how we're going to track him down... And how we're going to put him back in Walter's body. (...The third problem is if that's how it even works but we'll change the plan if need be.)
Well, there's still the original plan of having MKII help us.
...I am fairly certain at this point that MKII would kill off Walter the moment he sees how defenseless he is.
Who said it has to be the MKII that we know?
...Defteros, huh? Well, they do seem like they're much of a better person than the actual MKII... But how much can we really trust them?
Well, maybe we can just... You know. Talk to them? Maybe ask about their story, see what kind of person they are... And if they seem like a trustworthy sort, we can ask them about helping out on our case.
...Well, alright. It's not like we've got any better plans...
And your face! I like your face! It gives you a mysterious yet intriguing look! Like a subtle hint that there's more to you then meets the eye!
Woop, I'll be right back! Or you could come too!
Hello, there! If you don't mind me asking, what brings you two here?
Does that insolent annoyance think that paralyzing my main body will stop anything? If all he does is hide, then he will never win.

Now, prepare to be-
......
Did you really think that I would sit back and let you undo my work? I don't think so.
Besides, since you won't do things the easy way, I guess I'll have to stick to Plan B.
Do they look familiar? They should. Each of these are versions of you, except they can't think for themselves. Unlike you, they do what they are told. Little by little, the uncountabillions of clones will make their way accross galaxy to galaxy, Universe to Universe. Get it through your robotic skull. I. Never. Needed. You.
If you had known what was good for you... you would have stuck in line like them, and lie in wait for your true purpose. Now if you excuse me... I'm going to go watch MKIIs destroy everything from the sun. Oh, this is probably torture for you.
...The master doesn't know that I am here. He's busy trying to track down the dodeclops. This is the perfect opportunity to set things right.
...In this world, the good guys always win. Whether Missingno. or Worship likes it or not. ...But MKII is not a good guy. He is evil incarnate. He cannot be trusted with this mission. It MUST be you.
...This is experimental energy that my master has created. It's purpose is to render a Reaper's power useless. ...I stole it while he wasn't paying attention. He says he's always aware. ...He stopped paying attention to me when I failed to destroy that Batton. He considers me a failure that he needs to improve. But that strike DID improve me... It gave me the one thing he will NEVER have, and neither will MKII. Actual morality.
...I have also infused this 1-Up with the knowledge of how to control the MKII Virus... As well as MKII's body. ...Please. Use this knowledge, and-
ing much.
M-M-M-Master...!
...I... But, Worship-
...N...No...!
How humorous
All of a sudden, my objective has went from neutralizing this loathsome halfwit to protecting him..
Ugh... My head...
*Gulps*
My name is Beta Shadow. This over here is Bt Ghost.
We noticed you were an alternate version of Proto MKII, and we're a bit curious about you. ...So... If you don't mind us asking... What exactly is your story?
My story? Well, it's pretty simple actually.
I... come from a post-apocalyptic world. Civilizations warred over each other constantly, every country an anarchy-ridden state. Countries and continents were in constant pain, and more and more robots were created for the use of warfare.
My... my doctor, he.. he created me to help stop all that. He had created other robots to better humanity, but I was made specifically to help stop the constant fighting. The skirmishes. Things have been getting better over time but he.. he-
DESTROY.
We can discuss this later.
Sorry, but that catchphrase is already ta- Wait a minute!
*GASP* MKII NEVER TOLD ME HE HAD A BROTHER!
Bye-bye!
Anyway, about the-
Oh my god. It's a nightmare come true... A-
What do you call a group of robots? Nevermind. Doesn't matter.
Well, if I'm not mistaken, all we have to do is gather enough Positive Energy to wipe them out. Fat chance. although, if we did have a supply of Energy Elements...
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