YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO-
How about you reap something else for once?!
...
Hmmph.
Only one thing left to do..
Ugh...
You were under some sort of spell that made you not only fall victim to a group of villains, but run rampant in your berserker state. Whether or not you want to atone for the trouble you've costed us is your own concern. But even if everyone here forgave and pardoned you, there may be one person who never will.
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You'll have to get through all my wonderful friends, first! Big bro Ludwig told me that it'd be best to have a backup plan if a bunch of meanies came to spoil my fun!
Grrgh! What's the plan, Wari--
--Oh.
Guess the ol' plan B will have to do, then!!
Okay, but I still have a few questions.
Shoot.
My first question. That "Hades Quartet, God of Knowledge" Extra World boss. I was under the implication that these Extra Worlds were just What-If scenarios. But if Hades-- or at least, who we can assume as the real one-- really is a deity...
Then what? If he really is some God of Knowledge, why would he use his power for his own benefit?
That's not what I was alluding to. What happened to the Ring of Greed?*
...?
...The
SQUAWK! just happened?
...So, they did it after all... Never thought the day would come.
I'm a bit out of the loop myself. What is this "Szechuan Sauce"?
It was a sauce they originally sold as part of a promotional deal for Disney's Mulan. It achieved memehood through means of that one Adult Swim show, Rick and Morty.
Rick and Morty? I can't say I've ever heard of it, but perhaps because I was never one for "Adult Comedy" networks like Adult Swim.
Don't knock it 'till you tried it. It's the funniest
SQUAWK! I've ever seen!
*AHEM* Meme referencing aside...
Legends state that whoever has their hands on this legendary sauce will become the Grand Overlord of Fast Foods for all of eternity...
...But then again, it's only a sauce. Whether or not that's true is moreso dependent on Walter.
...Wait. You mean that guy with the blue jacket who was there during the whole "Regulus" fiasco? He created the sauce?
...What? No, that's not what I'm trying to say-
Then what are you trying to say?
...It's... Well... I'm under obligation not to say-
L-look, it's not important, just... Just forget I said anything. You don't need to worry about it.
...Yeah, that's just about what I expected you to tell me...
...It's what you guys ALWAYS tell me.
...So, now what? Are we going to shut the place down again?
...Hm, nah. It isn't like the Waluigi fiasco. Our reputation didn't die or anything, it's just that another restaurant's reputation grew. We don't need to close down, it's just that we should expect to have less customers for a while.
(...Which honestly is a frighteningly accurate representation of this roleplay's recently slowed status, in a way.)
Are you sure? We are talking about a VERY big fast-food corporation, here. A fast-food icon, even.
Look. Pizza is a very iconic food item. When it comes to chain restaurants, pizza is very well high up there, or so I'd believe.
They'll be back. And we'll be waiting right here when they do.
Wahah! Not so tough when you have to deal with Metal bombs, are ya--
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(Wait... if My Metal Cap is gone... then what about--)
Wario! Now!
Urgh!
We can't keep up with 'em, boss! they're just too fast--
Shaddup! Your job's to back me up, not take out the small fry!*
I assure you, you must be talking about those two chumps from before... I am no small fry.
...Uh oh.
Uh-oh indeed, friend.
No!!! Friends!!
You meanies!! You meanies stop hurting my friends! Or I'm gonna hurt you!! Hurt you worse than you hurt them!
Alright, big guy, let's see if we can bring you back down to size!
...
...And it is with our greatest honor that we reward the following people for their bravery: Jumpman, his green brother, Wario, the lanky purple guy, Imajin, and the other people of which I cannot seem to remember the names of.
H-hey! What about me!?
...What-a about-a you-a, Stanley-a?
Yeah, loser! What have you done against these guys, huh? Spray your useless bug spray at them!? HAH! What a complete idiot you are! Now, excuse me while I go count my fat stacks of cash!
Waa haa haa! It is I, the Terribly Evil Donkey Kong Sr.! I just woke up from my nap, and created a potion that will make me live forever!
Alright, Imajin... Just gotta stay still, and-
Gimmie that!
S-Stanley, what are you doing!?
Me!? What are YOU doing, trying to steal MY spotlight!? You're not the hero, you're the sidekick! MY sidekick!
Stanley, it doesn't matter! Let go of the sceptre!
NO! I'm the one who had the idea of helping those two attention-hogs! I'm the one who should save the day!
Are you even listening to yourself!? What do you even know about magic, anyways!?
I've been able to work my way around a Fire Flower! I can handle this! All by myself, even!
Ah, crapbask--
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...One thing. I wanted one thing.
"Now's our chance," Ludwig said. "Go and get some fresh air, finally use this as your chance to act as a man of science. Do something other than Kart-racing for once."
I was having fun, too. Until a pair of nitwits decided that it'd be funny if I lost my test subjects, my Clown Car, and my sceptre.
WAKA-WAKA. (Calm down, dude.)
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..Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.
WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAK-- (See, you guys? Was this so hard--)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ngh!!
Wa-hey! Waluigi number one--
Waluigi, Waluigi...
Ah, great. What do we-
WE!? I-
...Stanley. I'm usually a patient person. I don't anger easily.
So I'd like to think that it means something when I say that I think you have done QUITE ENOUGH.
...I get it. You want to be recognized as a hero. I understand that.
But the way you are acting right now is not hero behavior. And your reasons for wanting to be a hero- Doing so for the sake of fame, and especially to use that fame to lock away an innocent person like Cranky in a zoo- are also not heroic in the slightest.
...I think it's best that you sit the rest of this one out. In fact, I think I want to cut off from this partnership indefinitely.
You want to stop this too, right? Come on, let's get this done with before things get too out-of hand.
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You all are bad! Bad, bad, bad people! It's time someone teach you a lesson!
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WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. (Well, I don't exactly know what's going on, but I'll try my best to do whatever I can!)
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