(Frozen and in the hands of someone else. Swell.)
(Hmm. Well, it seems I must remove that last bit from my to do list. But unfortunately for everyone else...)
...Ah. Yes. I am still paralyzed from before.
That idiot may have made clones of me, but he forgot that only the real deal can go "Overdrive"...
HOLY
A HORDE OF MKIIS.
Highly unlikely to be Wily's doing... Not that he'd even remember MKII, or know this universe exists. Jokes on them, however...
...They're fighting the most powerful positive forces in the Omniverse.
...Hm? Oh, right! That!
Alright, MK-Fakes! Prepare to get each and every single one of your
es kicked!
Hmm. I never knew he had so many brothers!
They could be less hostile, though.
But where are they coming from?
Did you all find the contrived pl- oh I mean Energy Elements?
(Yes, sir! Suprisingly, there was a large quantity!)
Good! Now all we have to do is extract the Positivity portion of them and turn it into it's own weapon. Might take a couple of hours, but these MKII's are goin' down!
Are you the o-?
No.
Come on... Come on...
it, another voicemail! Ugh... For Matt's sake, RSB, you should've at least said something before taking a sudden hiatus!
...Ugh. I'm going to have to play my part, aren't I.
...You know, I never got that about you.
You're a disembodied voice that only the 4th Wall breakers can hear. And sometimes you're Beta Shadow, while other times you still speak out what we're doing and all of that narration stuff, even when he's in the same room as everyone else. In fact, even when he isn't in the same room or doing anything else, it's mostly you and not him. Who- or WHAT- exactly ARE you?
Whatever. I'll deal with whatever's going on out there. But this conversation isn't over, narration man.
Been a while since I last used this... Here's to hoping I can make it count.


DESTROY.
Curse that coward. As if he could replicate perfection.
DESTROY.
Allow me to propose to you a question. Have you, ever in the small time interval of your existence, asked yourself who you are destroying for and why?
...........I DESTROY FOR WO-
Hmm. They really aren't me.
Fire the Energy Cannon!
...Woah. This energy packs more of a punch than I expected! And we have a ton of it! Well...
It's time to get to work.
At this point, I'm not even making them myself. Just an Magic MKII Generator that creates them by the second. Although....
What if I made a Magic MKII Generator for every MKII that's Generated? That sounds like a good idea.
Hmmm... Delightfully devilish, Worship.
Oh, great. Now you're on my account. I don't know what you're blabbing on about, but why don't you just get lost, you disembodied narrator voice.
Moronicule, I assume?
It has come to my attention that we both desire the same thing: The death of that so-called "God" we call Arceus.
Now, you have things to do. As do I. So, I'll make this quick: I wish for us to become allies, plain and simple. Sounds like a fair deal to me. What do you say?
Well...it took alot of effort and strategy, but we finally got the chest...
Well hey, at least we made it out, right?
Oh. Well then, lets see what we've got here.
...Hold up.
I've found it!
Well...it's worth alot of money anyways. I mean think about it. Do you know how much Rollexs are bound to cost in 21XX?
What about it? We've got something even better! Let's go!
Hostiles gone. New mission: Obtain artifact.
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