You guys stay back here. I'll deal with that meddlesome wimp myself!
Uh, Wario?
Whaddyou want, huh?
Let him.
Hah! Looks like you finally realize how outmatched you guys are! Stand back!
WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS BACK ME UP, HUH!? I'M BURNING HERE!
HOLD STILL!
Did he...?
Oh yeah.
Possessing everyone? You think I'm that grey goop over-?
Gaaah!
This is for Paintra.
I remember you. The one that wanted to follow in my footsteps only to chicken out the moment it wasn't about attacking your own kind. Why do you show your face before me?
To protect everyone and this planet from my kind. And if you stand in their way, then you stand in my way.
I am Meta Brigand! Son of the strong! Wielder of Antares! It's time you see why my enemies regard me as an heavenly king of the cold!*
Frosty Fut-!**
(Hey, what's that happening over there?)
That's enough! You guys have caused too much mayhem! Leave this instant!
Ah, a challenger! And, pray tell, how do you expect to come out on top?
I don't.
But I refuse to watch you guys run amok and destroy the peace that has been established.
..Very well. You wish to do defend your civilization?
Pom Pom. Boom Boom. The time has come.
About time we get to step in! Watching everything be destroyed is so boring!
Yeah! Now it's time we do some of the crushing! Starting with this pipsqueak!
...
What good are youkai for?! They're beasts, destined to extermination!!
Those who build monsters are no better, nor are those who respect them!!!
Don't even think about it, vile Songstress. This energy is PART OF ME, and I fully intend to-
You saw what just happened! Wait it out for the next opening!!
Huh. He doesn't seem that bad. Perhaps he could handle himself.
Hah! I didn't even feel tha--
Still plan on fighting the both of us? Or has reality finally gotten to you?
...
No way!
We're not budging until your boss and his cronies leave the Mushroom Kingdom! Bring it on!
Your wish is my command!
If you-a-won't leave these-a-poor people alone, Maybe it's about-a-time someone make you-a-leave.
...Mario?
I'm, a-uh... just some-a-look-a-like.
Well, what about those five?
Well, that's-a-irony for-a-you!Except for the-a-yellow and purple one's, they're-a-the real deal.
Don't-a-worry. We'll-a-help you teach these-a-guys a lesson!
What happened :/
Urgh! Y-you got me...
Ha! You wish!
Now, which one of you punks is next?
(How about me?)
How meddlesome! Are we to still fight?
Proceed.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Urgh!
Sorry, but-a-your free trial of-a-mayhem has-a-expired!
...
Wut teh f
You are not required an explanation.
Why, you...
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