THAT'S IT, EVERYBODY DIES!!
So this guy thinks he can just defy the laws of barriers and just straight up bull
his way past EVERYTHING EVER!? That's cool, I'LL JUST BLOW UP EVERYONE HE CARES ABOUT TILL HE WILLINGLY GIVES US THE CHAOS HEART WITHOUT TRYING TO PULL ONE OVER ON US! Waste of MY
ing Monday!
Telum, calm down! What's gotten into yo-
*slugs Xiphos in the face* NO YELLING IN THE BUS!!!
Hello yes I believe you have something that belongs to me; now fork over the Chaos Heart or I'm gonna-
Waaiiiit a second, THAT'S not a Chaos Heart! It's just a bubblegum-flavored Chaos Emerald!
...I see. You must've traced down this thing, then...
...Well, then. Clearly this jewel not anything like that you seek. Sorry to have wasted your time.
...Is what I would say, except not only have you wasted my time, but now you have forcibly revealed my location. So, now, I'll have to relocate, lest the foolish heroes come marching in here. Because clearly no evil base is free from intrusion as long as it is known.
...So, I'm afraid you'll have to be punished.
...There. I removed your speed. That should be fitting enough. Run along now.
Whoops... Was that too soon?
Oh please, trying to DIRECTLY control my abilities in fast-ism? Yeah, right! That ain't gonna work, even if Hecc freezes over!
Good to know; Because the same goes for giving you this Phantom Ruby. And do you want know why?
...I'm sure you are aware of Regulus... His presence has forced me to MERGE with my goodie two-shoes counterpart, as well as 7 of his other alternate selves... And in return, I was given the a-ok from both Cranky and Matt to KEEP the Phantom Ruby.
...NOW do you understand? If I give you this Ruby, I'd have basically chosen to try and save the world... For NOTHING. And if there is one thing villains like me HATE, it's being the HERO. So, the only way you'll EVER get this Phantom Ruby off my hands...
...Is when the entire Omniverse crumbles into NOTHING.
...Also, I've made it to where the Phantom Ruby is linked to me and me alone, so you wouldn't be able to use it, anyways. Don't ask how; When you're as evil as me, there's no limit to what you can accomplish.
Oh, and by the way, I'm considering a name change; I grow tired of being compared to that red-head psychopath. Any suggestions before you are forcibly removed from my presence?
...Also, for the record, I am aware that it was not aimed for Little Papa Beta's. Pi Android is programmed to protect the plot. So that's what it did.
...Listen. I don't care about your stupid goals, your stupid ship, or your stupid "Chaos Heart"- Which, honestly, should probably be given a different name since it's already been taken by an already-existing Mario series object. I will gladly step aside and let you do your thing... Under one condition.
Stay the hell out of other peoples' plots. You have no place in them. Fire somewhere that isn't already preoccupied. THEN you might be able to receive the conflict you are clearly searching for. Just keep your metaphorical noses out of places they don't belong... Because trust me. Among the few of us who act as Plot Police, there are sure to be people less eager to give you any quarter.
Hold on tight you two.
Where's the key...
We can't stay here! That ice will freeze this planet over!
A name...ah! You can call me Pea! I say that because if I find my body, then I would be called Peabody! Get it? Pea-body
In all seriousness, you can call me Scaraten.
But what about the people!?
There's not enough time! (And probably not enough room on the Halberd.) Just gather as many people as you can and let's get out of here!
...Wait... Where's Shadow Mewtwo?
That snake...! He just slipped away while we weren't looking!
We'll worry about him- and whatever he's up to- later. For now, we need to focus on getting out of here!
They must of followed me...how else could they have known we were here?
You couldn't of known-
You mean like how I led HIM to Paintra because I was foolish enough to think he would choose a "friend" over his job?
Obviously Meta Knight...wasn't a good influence. The puffball was clearly insane! I mean, who's crazy enough to talk to their axe?
Hey, at least I talk back.
You certainly do.
What's that supposed to-
Hey...that expression. What do you plan on-
I'm going to set things right. Even if it kills me.
We can't keep standin' here!!
And all it took was some of the Hyper Limited splashing her gohei...
You'd be surprised...without a type of restraint, like how the "nerf" you speak of affected what became Descant, or how I had my body restrained, Limited can become highly overbearing in just months, even without combining it with a second power*. And judging from what I've heard, Extreme is no different.
Well, at least for now we don't need to worry 'bout the same thing.
Where's Rumia?!
Hmh. (She's showing up fine on the communicator; she can't have gone far.)
Ah. Poor li'l girl must've hid 'erself 'midst all the madness.
Hey, Rumia, things have been cleaned up. You can come out-
...now??
I'm not good enough to fight Kahtos, I'm not good enough to help my friends...
...can I even be good at all?
Hm?
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It's me...what is this thingy??
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Wow, I get taller? I get wings? I get a big sword?!
It sounds cool, but something makes me feel like it's not true...
...but couldn't I learn to do this stuff??
...Your sacrifice will be strongly remembered.
However, neither shall we forget the minimal time we have until the Halberd itself freezes over due to this ice and leave us to die, so... Later.
They'll all dead...And their blood and oil is on my hands...
Thanks. I don't know why that took so long.
...
If you don't get that robot under control, then the position's going to her.
Pierce! Come here at once. I think you need...
a TIME OUT.




Hey! Aren't you listening!
Oh. Sorry, I was just-
That. Was. Amazing!
...Pardon?
Look at yourself! You're golden! Shiny golden at that! And the way you made that shield that fast!
Man, I've got to get a hold of your creator to ask how they managed to pull a fast one on me with this hidden feature they put... in...
I just said that I didn't build you out loud, didn't I?
You sure did.
Pop Star is one of the only pure places left in this damned universe(no offense CZ)* and I will not stand for this.
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