Tch, the Stardroid. Obviously only a bumbling fool as such would have the raw vanity required to throw their life away.
Your eight counterparts will have to give your eulogy. For this intrusion has gifted you perishment.
Your "limit" is as useless in this battle as your attempts to prolong the inevitable. Observe.
Rudimentary.
Nothing but a child's parlor trick. If this is the the true extent of your abilities, then you may as well submit to your doom.
Hey, even if this thing's not my mess, I might as well clean up some mess to make up!
Tip of advice next time you see that screen, kid; it's got some real creepy truths waiting behind it you don't wanna see.
I know the Kathos man hurt a lot, but I'm sick of being left behind just because of that one time!
Rumia, we've been leaving you behind because live TV or not, now that people know bright lights hurt you like that, they're going to use them every chance they've got.
Well then I hate that too! And that's why I read all that! Because then I'll be strong enough! I used to hear Cirno talk about that all the time!
Well, first off, next time you hear Cirno say something's true, make that a reason to doubt it's true.
Second, you can have all the fancy tricks you can think of, but being hurt by light is still the center of your problems. Heck, Dyna Man could've ended up on that bed if we didn't get his weakness to Electric/Shield dual-type moves ironed out.
Can't I at least get rid of that problem?!
...probably, yeah. But the thing is, you aren't a robot. I'm not one to get into the whole "artifical soul" debate, but either way it means fixing things like that in your body aren't the same as fixing them in a robot's.
And honestly, I hate seeing you forced to the sidelines as much as you do.
I'll give you a deal, Rumi. Seeing how you already know all that fancy fangame stuff, I might as well find a way to give you what you need to learn to do that. And at the same time, we'll find some way to get this light weakness problem outta the way.
...
Okay!
*snrk* Real 180 you pulled there.
...wouldn't it have been preferable to bring more of the team?
End result would've been the same.
Welp, we'll be seeing you later if you start acting up enough that stopping you's worth the power struggle and not just the catharsis. Have fun, Terra; hope you don't die.
Of course. Always an interjection.
Now then, were were--
Triton Impact!!
*sigh* You just had to give everybody the thumbs up, Walter. Great job.
...
...Moto. Do you mind calling up Walter? I feel like chatting to him about a certain something...
So then I kinda lost ideas, because at that time everything took place in the so-called Void, yeah? So then as he's running through and the banner of the page falls down on him, so he like backflips away, dodging it. When he takes a look at it to try and figure out what it is he's like "Whaaaaaat?"
That sounds stupid.
What do you mean "sounds"? Anyway, what happened next is--
...I thought I told you not to force me into ordering things while I'm asleep.
No, I'm relatively sure that this isn't my doing.
...Then who is it?I swear, if I'm asked if my refrigerator is running...
Hey there, Walt! How're you doing?
Listen. I've heard that you wanted to keep MKII alive. Some sort of punishment thing or power move over him or something. And as a Reaper, I understand. There's always a place for villains in the story, for morality reasons or otherwise. That's all fine and dandy. But I'm just calling to let you know...
...I will only abide to this under the condition that he keeps out of my business. The moment he takes a single foot in the affairs of me or my characters... There will be no quarter for the Wily Omega.
...Thanks for understanding. Later!
I don't see why he-- or now any iteration of him-- would ever be there, but sure.
What happened next?
Oh. Well, that's the bad news...
*why* *are* *you* *so* *hard* *to* *kill*
I find great distaste with being dead.
Ha! Checkmate, jackass. Without that shield, you're not going anywh--
...Kill me.
I plan to.
Got 'em, boss!
Eugh!
Time for round two, Red Mist!
Enough! You cannot evade the lapse of destruction. It is time you per--
Fine. I'm Vangus. Now I'll ask you once more reaper, who are you?
I'm an idiot who you don't want to piss off. What do you want?
So your the reaper named "an idiot who you don't want to piss off?" That's...oddly specific. In any case, I simply wanted to waste your time.
And there!
Every time you try to save this planet, another falls. It's all futile. Quit wasting your time and save something worth saving.
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