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Meanwhile, while all of this epic fighting is happening, the brit is sitting there, next to screaming MKII, completely unaware of what is happening because his scout bot has proably been destroyed by the clones.
Hmm-hm-ho!
As I have previously voiced, truly deliberate!


...
You might want to lay this shrieking off for a different time
It should not come as such an astound to you, MKII
The many scouting bots under the command of our organisation have been spectating you for decades.
We possess knowledge of every single ability in your "arsenal"
We are aware of the limitations of your "ultimate form"
Absolutely everything about you, we know
And it is not only you who is being stalked. We keep track of all of these pests who can easily get in the way of our plans
All of the information is going to me, to be utilized in my flawless plans

The shadow covering the man slowly disappears, to reveal an extremely fancily-dressed individual with detached, floating hands.
Which is why I, Amadeus, am truly unstoppable!

The man proceeds to let out, an intimidating, genuine evil laugh.

He does not seem to worry about hiding his indentity anymore, for some reason

The vehicle, or to be exact, a spaceship that is designed to look like a vintage train, approaches the space prison, slowing down to make a smooth landing.

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Meanwhile, inside of the prison itself..
One of the guard bots enters the cell where the first(to be caught) MKII is. He walks through this weird, hologram-like wall, that would be in place of a "classic" prison's bars.
The bot inserts some kind of chip into the MKII, which hacks into it's systems, moving his arsenal to the database, and some other features that will make him harmless towards the prison guards and other related authorities, such as a remote shut-off.
It takes out the chip, and inserts another, to un-paralyze him.

The guard begins speaking, in an alien-like, rather high-pitched voice
Beep-boop, welcome Sir. I ask you to follow me. Beep-boop

It reaches it's hand to MKII, for him to grab it.

eh sur u sond like a decnt persona

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Meanwhile, with Parallel Aeon 1...

Alright, hopefully that's the last of those moronic droids. Having to spam the Flame Tornado like that was just HELL.
Wait, what's THAT?

Suddenly, a blotch of Anti-Anti-Omni Hallow appears on a nearby planetoid.

...Well, that's certainly weird. Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite us...

MKII begrudgingly obliges to follow, but does not extend his hand, all the while eyeing everything around him.

....
(How dare I be arrested like this. At the first conceivable opportunity I will reduce this place to rubble.)

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Defteros catches wind of the sudden danger they are in and tries to talk the situation over.

Uh-oh spagghetioh!
First off, can I just say that I really like your outfit? It really brings out the... er... red!
And since now you have all the control you ever wanted you can live your life happily now and forget about vengeance and being forced to live multiple lives as a manipulated object, right?

All of a sudden, a small portal opens inside of Worship's space base.
???:Wipe out these desecrators!
A horde of Mets come through the portal, each with lasers strapped to their helmets. They immediately start firing on the remaining MKII clones in the base by dancing, thus shooting the lasers.

And so, Full Release Shadow and his crew arrive, seemingly a little too late...

Well, well, well. Look who made it, just in time.

Alright, now you're just contradicting me.

Apologies, but I will say what I want, regardless of the thoughts of a pathetic disembodied voice who has literally no life other than describing everything we say or do.

...Well, now you're just being mean.

Oh god... Walter...
That's right, Shadow. Your little friend serves ME. So much for getting rid of both me AND the Anti-Omni Meme for good, huh?
Jazz... I... I cannot believe this...
Believe it, Reaper. I will admit... Last time... I underestimated how weak my grip was around Sergeant. But I've learned now. And this time, NOBODY'S going to impale me with a shield. Or kill me in general, really.
Ah, but what else to thank than my new little concoction... I think I'll dub it...TheJazz Plague
I can't believe it... I honestly, truly cannot believe...
...That you could be so predictable.
Yes, indeed, I-
...Pardon?

Wow. I mean, wow. I really have to hand it to you. I didn't think sealing off Worship would be as easy as THAT. But do you really think I haven't planned for something like this?
...I will admit that, yes, YOU were not at all what I was expecting. It takes the truth to fool me, as they say... But the Anti-Omni Meme? Beta Devil? He was MY evil side. I know him. I know the way he thinks. He's as stubborn as a fucking mule. I was anticipating the Anti-Omni Meme's refusal to just die. I KNEW it would try to find a new vessel. I just was expecting you less since you were dead. You know what an easier option would be? Someone who was unconscious while everything was going on.
...That's why I've had a little something within Walt myself.
WHAT!?

Suddenly, a small, blue glow develops in Walter, dispersing the Anti-Omni Meme's influence, and devolving the Jazz Plague back into the MKII Virus!

Yep. I see your "Jazz Plague", and I raise you the double bird salute, followed by a healthy helping of some Ultra Instinct energy to use as a bit of a cleanser for the Anti-Omni Corruption... Though, that only seems to have merely devolved your plague into its predecessor. ...Fortunately, I think we happen to have something for that, too.
...Defteros. If you don't mind to do the honors. And act fast. Just as predictably, I doubt your counterpart would miss the opportunity to take Walter here for a spin the moment he notices.

Defteros pokes the Evil Energy out of Walter via an energized finger.

Boop!
GNHERFHJIGAeNRJGMERIJGMNERHJGBNERHGUERN-
....Wat.
He's back!
Oh. Right. This thing. I kinda already know what happened since Worship's memories are mine too now. Sorry about that.
Still very relieved that MKII's in space prison though. That means I don't have to monitor the globacidal maniac.

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I. Hate. All of you!

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So... what now?

Kill the jazzy guy! Tepid man and crew appeared outta no where! (Also the H.L stardroids got retconed out of existence)

Well, I believe it's time I gave you a little something I cooked up, Jazz. Yeah, I'm doing this MYSELF.

First, RSB (yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.) summons a geyser of blood that shoots high enough to create stormy weather, causing it to rain anvils in the area. Then, waves of levitating Barraskewdas that fly behind, to the sides, and then at Jazz himself in a way that makes them hard to dodge. Thirdly, a wave of death spikes shot out at breakneck speed, followed by a wave of Bulb Blaster bombs, repeated twice, then ending with a Hydro Cannon of blood that sprays bloody Water Balloons from the sides.

Second attack is a few Ice Beams that spray needles from the side. Third one involves pincer thunderbolts that are fired in a way that limit the target's movement while anvils fall from the sky. Attack number four involves waves of Storm Tornadoes, with progressively larger numbers of Ice Slashers thrown in. Then, some Gigavolt Havocs are fired at Jazz from the left and right, and THEN a swarm of BEEEEEEEESSS as two Powered Chain Blasts are fired at Jazz! Yeah, these attacks are pretty crazy, but then again, the ludicrosity that goes on inside my brain is even weirder.

Attack five is a wave of stars in all directions, followed by two crisscrossing waves of death spikes, and then a spiral of magma.

Suddenly, it's Limit Break time! First, a white laser that spawns spinning tornadoes, followed by three more of the same white lasers. Second, a bunch of blood closing in on Jazz's location with the occasional blood geyser erupting from under Jazz. Third, anvils that launch homing missiles when they hit the ground. Fourth, ceilings of lightning raining down on Jazz while the floor is electrified, with water slowly filling the arena, making this part pretty frantic. Fifth, buzzsaws on tracks while Jazz has to dodge beams of darkness. Sixth, RSB pull out like 128 guns with explosive rounds loaded and fires them at Jazz! Seventh, the tornado lasers again, but with death spikes coming in from all sides afterward!

Attack seven involes waves of Shadow Balls, then the Gigavolt Havoc rushdown again but faster, then the same with some Storm Tornadoes thrown in, then flying death spikes that limit Jazz's movement while Bulb Blaster Bombs rain down on him. Then ANOTHER geyser, made of both blood AND magma somehow!

Attack Eight, RSB's final one, is waves upon waves of METEORS! Yes, I stole this one from SSN. (if anyone still remembers that name) THEN, RSB uses telekinetic powers to try and slam Jazz into the walls multiple times. Finally, the attack concludes with a 9,999,999,999,999,999 damage Dread Talon. Yeah, that's 16 NINES.

Rest in shit, Jazz. Don't EVER fuck with me, Beta Shadow, or Walt EVER again.

Beta Shadow halts every single attack RSB decides to throw at Jazz.

Nah, no need to kill him. He'd just come back from the dead again, anyways, at this point. I think the best solution is to kindly tell him to off.
YOU... I-

Ok, Jazz, let me stop you right there. As much as I would love to hear you blabber on about your blatant control complex, I truthfully, honestly don't.
In FACT, literally the only reason I've let you do this, is simply because Worship was a loose end that I wanted to have tied up. And, now it is tied up in a neat little bow. Thank you for your service. Now get lost, you MKII wannabe.

I... You...This isn't over. I-

Beta Shadow de-transforms.

See, here's the thing, Jazz... I'm running a thread! And time is, well, y'know- Every second I spend here listening to you babble on... I losefree time. So, finish your monologue in three sentences,OR GET OUT!
...Seriously? Do you honestly think you're going to remove me with your empty little words!? Well, newsflash, REAPER. I am not leaving that easily. I am TIRED of being pushed around. Iwill NOT accept being yet another PUPPET on your infinite number of strings. Mark my words, Reaper, I-
Shut. The. . Up!

(Upcoming reference-rant is too long for just one post, so... :/)

You're a ingIDIOT. What kind of narcissistic in'- I've been operating some functioning threads for 5 months and actively avoiding conflict with you most of the time! I LITERALLY HAD YOU KILLED WHEN YOU THREATENED TO KILL ONE OF US REAPERS. Ugh, Shaggy's sake, youreek of predictable unoriginality. If I knew you would come back, I honestly should'veexpected you to steal a body of a literal copy of MKII. Go on, if you're going to be like MKII,go to space prison and get yourself his ing autograph, for Mew's sake!
I am not- ...I am going to- ...You-
...Are you seriously berating me with a ing reference that most likely only ONE other person's going to get!? I threatened to KILL you lot before! I've used MKII himself as a pawn so I could make a bet on one of your lives! Why are you treating me like a second-rate character!?
You ARE, Jazz. You were never MEANT to be anything more than that. You were created because I wanted to have some kind of competition-centered character for those overrated tournament threads. Those threads are long since dead, so you aren't even useful for THAT. And then along came an even BETTER attempt at a Wily-Proto equivalent, rendering you COMPLETELY obsolete! The only reason you were EVER even relevant again to begin with is only,And I really do mean only, because I felt like it'd be NEAT for Ninja Ghost to have his very own Copy Robot! And you know what?Thatdoesn't make you an important character at all. You, for all that it's worth, are considerable as nothing more than a secondary character, at BEST. That's the ONLY reason you were ever brought back- You are nothing more than reused scrap. You think I brought you back again, simply because you were a SUPER important villain? YOU'RE A LOSER,JAZZ. I only brought you back because MKII wanted to join RMMD, and I wanted to have a little fun.YOU'RE. JUST. A. CLONE. It's no wonder you just upped and stolen an MKII body.YOU'RE JUST AN UNORIGINAL HACK. Go on, plan your pathetic attempt at a revenge for all I care. Just stop pretending you don't just want to be important! You're dead, you idiot! A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with yourSTENCH! Go lay down in a ditch and get lost, dummy! Holy , I'm trying to run a roleplay here- I MAKE THE CONTENT, JAZZ. I ROLL THE DICE.I DEAL THE CARDS.THE GAME IS MINE.
NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTURAUNT.
...This is a space base. This isn't a resturaunt, nor is it yours....But, FINE. I'll be back...

Jazz just... Silently leaves.

Woah... I feel... terrible for tue poor guy! I mean, he just wanted to be somthing, but he just...wow... Tepid then looks down to the ground in... pitty? Regret? Who knows! Hey, uh, narrator? I know we all feel bad for Jazz, but what about that whole beta element thing? I dont know... retconing like the the other H.L stardroids?

Well, that was a bit mean.
Hey, what works, works. Speaking of, why are you still here, "yang"?
Here's a better question though. What are we going to do about the infestation of clones? They have no real ringleader anymore, and it's pretty hard to imagine civilized duplicates of MKII living peacefully.
I'll help them!

Beta Shadow couldn't help but overhear the conversation.

First off, I don't think I'd let "trying to be someone" slide as an excuse to kill us. And, either way, he's beyond the point of help at this point. Second off-
...The...
WHAT!?

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Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location...

...Well, then. It appears Worship has finally been dealt with. ...If he was still around, I'd tell him thanks for stealing my thunder. ...Now I've waited too long and don't feel like dealing with Beta Shadow just yet... Like spending too long in a comfortable bed and not wanting to get off.
...But. ...The time will come... The time will come...

Meanwhile in the retcon zone: This SUUUUUUUCKS!

Meanwhile back with cranky: Hey, uh... you that one guy from suprisingly NOT E-harmony.com? Take a look a dis thing I found! He shows the remains of a... wait... is that...? OH GOD TERRA MINUS H.L!!! I sorta adopted him after a retcon happened at the cost of his brudas ceasin' to be!

From the portal comes a blue Met eyeing Walter.
Perhaps we can take that problem off your hands? These clones has a piece of technology that we believe may of belonged to our creators.

Meanwhile Quin continues to fight until it suddenly stares at the sun and sits on the ground. It appears to be...vibrating?
Waiting for pairing...
???:Interesting...watch that...thing. It could be our lead to Incident Null.

Walter glares at the blue Met for a few seconds, but ultimately gives in.

Sure. I... don't see why not.
(THIS ISN'T OVER, YOU ALL! I'M STILL ALIVE! AND I-)
Look, if there's so much wrong with everything, why don't you tell me what's wrong so I can fix it?
(....Alright, fine.This is probably where my saga ends anyway. Besides, it seems like the focus is on that Smack Jeeves Beta now.)
Oh, we are totally calling him that.(Undoubtedly.)

Yes. I suppose that he-
YOU.

Suddenly, K. Rool appears, wearing his Propellerpack... Which is apparently also a jetpack capable of sending him to space? (How is he even able to breathe?)

I've been looking for you scoundrels ALL DAY! You STOLE the Gangplank Galactic from me! I demand that you give it back to me at once, you thieving hooligans!
Sounds a little ironic, coming from you.
Do not patronize me right now, Shadow. I am ONLY here for my ship.