Yeah! It's time to teach you a lesson!
Waaaaaah...
Wario! Surely you don't mean...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Really? That technique? But I thought you needed a Smash Ball to tap into that kind of power necessary!)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...
(So this is the transformation Somari was referring to earlier... I knew what to expect from what was told of it, but this...)
...U-uh oh! We might be in trouble!
Perhaps we should've taken out that Wario guy sooner...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
. . .
WHAT WAS THAT!?
I, uh... I guess I forgot how to go Wario-Man.
U-Ugh!
Sloppy.
Not to worry... You won't even need Wario-Man! For there's already a superhero on the scene!
And who am I, you ask? Oh, nobody special... Just a hero who stands for freedom for everyone! The storm who shakes down all who are evil and wrongdoing!




...Never have I felt such a random yet familiar blinding rush of ruthless contempt for someone.
Hahah! And you think you guys could take us on the way we are now?
Bring it on!

...
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW?
Wahahah! You know, I almost prefer him this way. A lot less... sanctimonious.
But...
I myself have never been one for fakes and copy-cats myself, anyway.*
...How... How could you possibly know about this!?
A little... Birdy? ...Wait, don't tell me-
You... I should've known...!
Ah, yes... Him. The, uh... Great and terrible...
...Alright, I'll bite. Who's this?
...Hilarious. Now, who is he really?
*
I didn't want to run the risk of one of you knowin' animalistic language, so I turned Green Slick here into a Pokemon. I just didn't think there'd be Pokemon roaming around the area, too!
...Which, hang on a minute. Why WERE you two here!?


Alright then, Doopliss... Either give Mario his body back and turn Luigi to normal, or we'll MAKE you!
...Heh.
I choose option three... Reminding you of who you're REALLY fighting here!
Wait, wh-
Woah, woah, woah woah! You're telling me I get to kick Mario's can and beat some random guy to a pulp simultaneously?
Then you punks better stay out of my way...
...Because I'M gonna be the one to put this phony in his place!
WAKA-WAKA. (Well, this is... new.)
It's Wario time, baby! And trust me... You all are about to get front row seats.
Hey there, now!
Are you two dimwitted!? I gave you an opening, and you just ignore it!
...*Sigh* Look. These slicks just figured me out, so from now on, I'm on your team. And that means we help each other, right?
So let's work together and teach these guys a lesson!
And what's in it for us, huh? Some wanna-be cramping on our style?
Yeah! Besides, If you're the same bodysnatcher these losers have made you out to be, what's stopping you from doing the same thing to us?
You know what we think? we think you're waiting for the perfect chance to snake someone else. Someone like that should be taught a lesson.
Why, you...!
Oh, yeah, sure. Let's teach this copycat a lesson...
...And by that, I mean let Wario teach this guy a lesson. Don't think you're getting out of what you're doing so easily!
Alright, guys... Let's settle this!
...Fine, then! I'll take you slicks on, all on my own!
Hah! Is that all you've got, you big wimp?
So-a-much for unstoppable, huh?
Shut up!
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