Finally...I've been sitting around in Snake Land for nearly three months, it's about time I get to do something again!
No one knows what you're talking about. No Gangplank Gothclub was stolen, and if you're looking for it, this isn't the place.
(I don't really think this is any anything right now. The impact of that new guy's grand entrance destroyed everything. Thanks a lot for that, by the way.)
(Wait, where'd he even come from? if we really were in space, then that shouldn't have been possible.)(Okay, your first mistake was trying to apply logic to that scenario. Point is, Fatso's looking for the Gangplank Garlicgaff, and it's been taken. Likely by SJB.)
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...Does he even realize that I wasn't talking to or about him?
I'd place an @, but I didn't feel it would be necessary.
Anyways, YOU. Tepid Man, was it? I want my ship back.
....Is something wrong?
...No. And that's the problem.
Wh-
Long story short, apparently you-know-who is now detained and an official inmate of some space prison. So, we win.
You think that would satisfy you since it means we win in the end? Right?
Wrong. It means I can't put anymore plans to good use. He was supposed to be MY enemy to humiliate. He was supposed to be the Wile. E. Coyote to MY Roadrunner as I constantly plan around him. But that dynamic is now... gone.
On the other hand, the knowledge of him being reduced to utter ridicule is soothing.
(I will shoot everyone from that area first, detonate that wall... then eradicate any guards standing on the outside afterwards.)
...How's this for a deal... You give me my ship, and in return... You won't have to instead fork over the $500,000,000 that would be needed to build a NEW ship. You know, since wood that can support the use of technology is VERY expensive.
You couldn't just. You know. Use metal?
I'm a croc with standards, Shadow. You wouldn't understand, given how you consider your "magnum opus" to be a comic book about two Mega Man rip-offs having extremely basic adventures.
You? Have standards? Forgive me if I find that incredibly hard to believe.
Hmph. ...So, what will it be, Tepid? The ship? Or the cash?
I'm sorry, can't a guy do a dyna-mic entrance without SOMEone whining about collateral damage, Walter?!
Oookay. Pointless decision. You're better of exploding someone who can... I'unno, be exploded by that.
(Anyway, I was thinking he would face Cut Man and Elec Man first, then meet Enker.)(Snore. Everyone would expect Enker first. You should go with Punk or Quint instead.)
Wait where's Defteros?
I'm hugging the sun!
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Beep-beep, sir, I ask you to follow me
STOP IGNORING ME, RUNT!!!
Ouch. I have been defeated. Truly you are my superior.
(I get that you want Mega Man to be the main character, and that makes sense, but Wouldn't Dr. Light technically be more important since he's the Pokemon Trainer stand-in?) (Just because it's meant to be analogous to Pokemon doesn't mean Dr. Light has to be the protagonist. It's not that deep.)

That's 17-4.
Ugggh. When are you gonna win without using the same cheap strategy with Krillin? You just run away and spam Ki-Blasts the entire time!
All's fair in love and war.
...Well, that's done. Well, I suppose it's back to the seven seas for me!At least until I conduct a new plan to steal the Crystal Coconut...
What was that?
N-nothing, nothing! W-well, off to sail!
...You know he's planning on stealing that Crystal Coconut again, right?
I'd imagine his encounter with Donkey Kong rekindled his old rivalry... Hopefully it'll keep him out of trying to kill me or destroy the universe or Omniverse again...
Yeah, if he's going to be busy making 90's cartoon schemes that are destined to fail, then let him.
...Evil plots aside, though, he's got the right idea... There's really nothing else to earn being here.
Literally. It's a miracle there's still some floor left to stand on in this demolished space base. I think it's about time we return to Earth ourselves.
...Yeah. ...And with the way I have destroyed Jazz verbally... I think I've got a fun idea for what I want to do next.
...Ok...? I'm just, uh... Going to pretend to know what you're talking about.


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