(...I've lost... And it is my fault.)
Well I think we overdid it but uh, we won I guess...
Well, I'll be heading out. Come find me if you ever need me!
Welp, that's just about enough of that. I'm gonna go find Block Man.
...Oh, hey. You must be that guest Beta Shadow told us about. Sorry, Beta Shadow himself can't be here. He's too busy with...
...Other things. So, you're stuck with just us until he gets back.
The name's Ninja Phantom. I am Beta Shadow's Pseudoreaper- basically a lesser version of a Reaper- due to having ownership over his alt account.
Bt Ghost. I'm kinda a bit of a foil towards this other guy's actions, though he never really did anything bad throughout the whole thing.
You couldn't've cut me a little bit of slack?
My name is Beta Man. My universe has essentially gone kaput, so I'm here.
The name's Sergeant Man. I'm on the same boat as Beta and Captain Egotist over here.
Oh, hardy har-har. Obviously, my name's not Captain Egotist, but it's actually Ninja Man.
My name is Epsilon. I am actually Beta Man from an alternate future, of which is also gone. But to be fair, it wasn't a fun future to live in, anyways.
Beta Man Z's the name. Like regular Beta Man, our universe has gone kaput, too. But unlike other me, ours came before theirs, and also fell apart before theirs.
...Ninja Man Z.
And I am Sergeant Man Z. I was separated from my world's Beta and Ninja for some time, but that in itself is a bit of a long story.
So, who exactly are you, mister?
Maestro. According to my scanner, his name is Maestro.
Listen. I'm going to be real with you for a moment; I know who you actually are. And I'm sure you already know who I am, and who these other guys are. But the regular Beta, Ninja, and Sergeant? They DON'T know you. Nor do they remember ANYTHING of the Absurd Roleplay, because they aren't MEANT to remember. Hell, even my memory of it is foggy. I only know of it because of certain awareness, of which these three are also not meant to know about.
Bottom line: Keep any mentions of Absurd Roleplay, its events, and your real identity to a minimum, at least around these three. Ok?
I'll try my damndest, but I'm being followed...by who knows who, and I'm not sure what ought to slip out of their mouths...if they know much either...but...I know at least one of them...definitely remembers...but I hope to god he's not here, or still alive...
Nice to meet you all! Is there anywhere I can uh, get back into the spirit of, well, everything really? I only woke up after quite awhile, a day or two ago!
BULLSHIT! They didn't let me have the satisfaction of destroying the last universe...I'll just destroy this one instead! Now...where the hell is the Unit? Where the hell is Doc Robot, and Dark Man...where are any of them??? Ugh...I need to regain my power...
My name is Libra. My main mission is..complicated, but a secondary one involves explaining why details such as what Sabata said about being a battery shouldn't apply at all.
Apologies, but I'm afraid you lot will have to live with your mistake.
Surely you are aware of Ludwig's failure, Doctor.
Quite. But this will not deter our true goal of global domination.
You know, Kamek, when I first thought of this world, I thought it would be easy pickings No more of that meddlesome adventurer and his happy-go-lucky friends to dash my brilliant schemes.
But reality is often disapointing. Despite him as well being in this realm of sorts, I still managed to find a way to defeat him! But yet despite my most earnest efforts, we were bested by a bunch of weaklings nonetheless. Speaking of whom, while I researched on my combatants, guess what I found?
I learned of the entities Sonic the Hedgehog, the Mario Brothers, and all of their fantastical crusades to stop their respective evildoers. But what about my world?
It is known as nothing but a pitiful blight on the eyes of the Multiverse. Fake. Phony. Counterfeit. Off-brand. Knock-off. Bootleg. Only remaining in the shadows of the blue and red legends which legacies stand tall. So I figure...
If mine is seen as but a miserable bootleg... I'll make sure it's number one villain is the last thing that's known for in history.
...There. I turned you back, and Red Slick is back in his old body. Can I go now?
Not-a so fast... I couldn't help but-a realize something...
From what-a Mario told me of his-a first time meeting you*, he said you were only able to-a snatch his body because of-a the Ruby Star... so how were-a you able to do so without it this-a time?
...Heh. It's all thanks to the fantastic magic of my new master... One who was able to boost my OWN magic and tricks tenfold. Master D-
My my, Doopliss!~ Why should they be told of me so early? I feel like my appearance should be a surprise for them, no?
(I-I'm sorry! Please, I won't actually tell them!)
Sorry, but even if what you say is true, The fact remains that you have failed your mission. You no longer serve any purpose to me... So it's about time I end your game.
Wh-wh-WHAT!? N-n-no, please-!
Ciao.~
It doesn't exactly help that I haven't came across a Koopenstein plushie of my own *ahem*.. But nonetheless, despite my attempt at being an utmost practicalist, it is my belief everyone has something that makes them... "tick". It could be the knowledge that your existence is considered worthless... or, it could be a meddling pair of paisanos that foil your plans at every turn.
Kamek, thank you for your cooperation. You have been a pleasuring aid.
Such is the treatment for his majesty's allies. And while on the subject
Seeing as you and Shake King have completed your mission, this will at least be a necessity in return.
Ugh... where am I?
Where you are is at my mercy... Exactly where you belong, Masters.
Oh, no! I recognize that voice from anywhere! Tell me I lost the fight with Axel and this was just one bad dream!
Ah, yes, that Axel character you had your miserable squabble with. He will make a fine test subject for us.
Don't you dare--!
Bother not with your trivialities. The Psycho Power bounds you for however long I please.
Oh, yeah!? And what's so important you tracked little old me down here to trap you personally?
A simple answer. You will become the a next host of the Psycho Power and be an embodiment of the will of Shadaloo!
Are you really all that worried?
Worried? No. Confident? Yes.
In what?
In that they'll fail and that nothing I've done will matter.
Okay...I know that you're supposed to be the perfect vessel for dread, but I think you might need to chill out. Just a little.
You don't understand. I tried so hard to change things. I did millions of calculations, thousands of tiny adjustments, and everything still led up to this moment.
To what? Being one? With our powers put together, we can achieve both our desires! This universe will become the perfect feeding grounds and you'll get your freedom. You should be jumping with joy right now!
...
I can't understand you. Yes, I'm using you, but you're still my friend. You know that, right? Why can't you explain why you're so depressed?
Because all you know is joy. Because all I know is sadness. You've only sapped MY emotions. You've haven't felt a single negative emotion in your life because I've barely felt a single positive emotion in my life; only imitated it. You can't feel what you haven't felt yet.
...
Don't you have a army to speak to and a monologue to prepare?
...
Yes of course.
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