What now
I just... Sensed an incredible evil. Like something utterly vile has awoken, ready to taste the suffering of others, but willing to wait in the shadows to get the job done...
...But, ah well. It's probably nothing.
What the
SQUAWK! !? Is that Beta Shadow!? Is that Beta Shadow knocked out!? Why the hell is he knocked out!?
I-I don't know, Beta Devil just knocked him out like he was nothing!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN he just knocked him out!? He had Ultra
SQUAWK! ing Instinct!
W-well, maybe he found a stronger, new form?
LITERALLY HOW!?!?
...Yep. Probably nothing at all.
Heya I'm...oh...?
Someone beat his ass? That ain't good...I've seen him fight...and he's not a pushover...I don't know how insane he's powered up since I last saw him...this can't be good.
Oh god, what do I do... I need to do something to help but...I'm still gaining power, I can't reveal who I am, I'm still not used to this body...I'm.....
o h f u c k
I know you're here to talk, Brash. Just say it.
Be more concise, please.
In all fairness, the master post has always said that the Chaos Zone could be perfectly prone to ending, so long as Beta Devil was destroyed. And Beta Shadow has every right to do so; the Trio of Origin may have been reduced to decoration, but he has the power to end this roleplay.
Reasonable enough. But Regulus was defeated, and-
Brash, let your characters do the job. If things don't work out, we move on. It's as simple as that, and you're just making it sound more complex because you're bitter about something you probably won't even lose.
Calm down, ALL OF YOU!
...So, this "Beta Devil" has gotten stronger. Big whoop. That only means that we need to be stronger, too. All of us.
...Moto. Call up that Alpha Fire guy, and tell him to get the others and come down here immediately.
As for the rest of us... We'll need to get ready to train harder than we ever had before in our lives.
This went to hyeck real fast didn't it? What do you need from me specifically?
I wish I could train but I'd have to separate from the group and go into the "unknown" so to speak...this is a predicament...
The Dos Leaders, destroyed... Compass and co missing...Dark Man abandoning me, the Killers wiped out...Jevil...he's useless... Trio Duo and the Genesis Unit are the only ones who could help me, and even then I think duo got destroyed as well...urgh...I have to do everything myself...
I need to focus on the task at hand...reunite with L, beat his ass...although that is only a side task... I need to find the other dos bots...and potentially...any universes...them...
Apollo...and Luna...
Well, first thing we know; we're not using the simulations*. Those were based on what had been faced before, and even if the power creep didn't cause that plan to backfire then, it would now.
Second. We will be using those artifacts, but not only will we - as in, those of us who can respond immediately - be using them, we won't be relying on them. If Beta Diablo can knock Beta Shadow out of Ultra Instinct, he can definitely knock physical objects out of us. We need strength that can stick with us.
Third, we need something to counter planet-killers. Not having something like that is another reason Regulus didn't work out for us, and I have every doubt in the world that just stacking our shields like we did back then is going to work. Heck, I'd be surprised if it worked back then.
An' fourth. We gotta figure out how t' do all dis togetha. We done tried havin' one guy set up most o' da trainin' before, an', well...
...if we wanna 'void dat problem again, we gotta talk 'mongst us.
No more numbered stats. We're not gonna be spectators this time.
Hey, wat's dat over thewe?
Dunno. Looks kinda teal, though.
Kinda reminds me of Beta Devil... You know, if he was a polar opposite of who he is.
So pwetty...
H-huh!? Whewe'd da pwetty gwound go!?
I think you maaayyy have absorbed it somehow...
Enough of the babbling! Time to get my handsome reward! Oh, I'll bet Peach's baked another cake especially for me!
...We'll talk about this later.
...You guys go on ahead. I'll just help restore this place back to normal.


'Sup, frog?
That's the least of your concerns, pal. I'd start wondering how I'm going to spend my final moments existing.
Oh, that wasn't me. That was a certain dumbass who holds a whole lotta power but a lotta stupidity to match. Me, on the other hand...
Let's just say I'm not so generous. Especially not since I have to deal with being on cleanup duty.
What Now II: Again
What now, is that we wait for two more people to join our group.
...Or, you know. We can just go somewhere and ask people to join us instead. Maybe place some flyers or something?
...Well, Beta Devil's become stronger than ever. What now?
What else? We train, hard. And then, when the time comes, we join the heroes in killing that bastard once and for all.
...But, first... We tie up a loose end.
Wha- How'd you find this place!? We don't exactly have a big, glowing, neon sign that says "SINGULARITY'S FORTRESS IS RIGHT HERE, DUMBASS" anywhere on the building!
Well, guess this is the only chance I'll get to make a speech... AHEM!
Attention, all Absurd Roleplay gamers! Your planet is in great danger because of our massive space frigate, the GLSF More Gun-
Still can't believe I'm calling it that- (seriously Telum, would it KILL YOU to learn how to name things properly?)
And the fate of the world is in YOUR hands! We'll keep firing house-sized explosive seeds and the like at random places where plot hasn't happened yet until you agree to and carry out our demands! If you want us to
off, you need to bring us what we're after.
What we... Crap, I forgot my speech back in my room. Regardless, if you REALLY want to fight us that badly, just know that the beatdown's gonna be on YOUR end.
Yeah... he did
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