A r e y o u o k ?
Your boss said it themselves; The Void is completely empty aside from the one Fortress made by him. Honestly, being the only actual building in the Void may as well be a big, neon sign of its own.
...But, to be fair... We'd probably never find the place without someone who could guide us through the Void... of which we HAVE one of those.
'Sup.
...If you want some time to prepare, then just have it, I don't care. But if you want to become a prominent threat? Try actually BEING more prominent in the future, rather than choosing to do 2 months worth of nothing. If you cannot commit, then don't make the promise. And yes, this message goes to you, too, RSB.
...Regardless, I actually wanted to TALK first. Because, honestly, killing you? That'd be a hard thing to do, seeing as you are from the Void... Well, for us, anyways. But let's be real; The gods that actually DO have the power to permanently delete you are probably not going to do anything, so whatever.
...But, hey, again. If you do just want to take a raincheck on this encounter, then maybe let's keep in touch, see if we can work on a proper agreement first.
...Ah, yes, one last thing; This is the CHAOS ZONE, not the Absurd Roleplay. That Roleplay ended more-or-less a year ago, so... Sorry, I guess?
...What are you staring at?
Yeah, just run away, why don't you!? You still owe me 250
, by the way!
...Who was that?
Oh, just some guy who I used to play with during Poker Moments. And yes, I said Poker Moments. Time is irrelevant in the Void.
You guys play Poker here in the Void?
Hey, if you're going to be in the Void for all of eternity, might as well find some method to relive the imminent boredom. Don't ask where the cards came from, though, because nobody knows.
...Oh, whoops. That was a typo. I meant to say fliers. You know, slips of paper you put around town? Gets people interested in things?
...To be fair, I may be thinking of posters. I'm a character from a bad 2014 Sprite Comic, cut me some slack.
Yeah, turns out we were REALLY unprepared for this sort of thing, huh. Guess we may as WELL take that raincheck, and maybe buy some more stuff, decorate the Void a bit.
WHAT IS IT!?
Hey, Telum, could you maybe bring the GLSF More Gun back to the void so we can prepare properly for our plan?
IDIOT! THEY TOOK YOUR CHAOS HEART! WE'RE TRYING TO GET IF BACK, WHICH WE CAN'T DO IF WE STOP FIRING AT EVERYTHING!
tell ya what, if you come back now, I'll get you a copy of EVERY gun Napalm Man had in his museum, after doing research on said museum. Deal?
UUUUGGGGGGGGGghhhh... Fine. just as long as you get the guns.
Uh ok? ...(Soren.exe is not responding) (Kick)oof
Last time I wore this, I was giving the shrine maiden a little...tour of my Extra Stage*. Figured it'd be appropriate to put it on again while getting ready for something even harder to vanquish.
Wait, did the shrine maiden get vanquished or the Extra Stage?
Uh...what's that?
High-intensity Ludovico technique. The normal kind takes a special medicine and two weeks, so I made a two-hour version with just the important stuff. If anything messy happens out there, I can skip the panicking and get straight to the helping.
Hmph. You'd think someone would have at least cleaned this place-
And who the heck are-
Nope.
...
You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were just being an idiot.
Yeah, and if I didn't know any better, I wouldn't be leaving now. Later!
...I don't even know why I thought this place was worth my time anyway.
Phew. You'd think a giant pile of burning scrap would be a good place for some-
...uh, me time.
*groan* I thought doing nothing would be easy.
Well, now that I'm here, maybe I can pick up where I left-
Holy. Smokes.
(...aaand I jinxed it.)
Well. Time to die.
Very-- Whaddyya mean, "very well"!? This is the end for you!
...
Look at you. Once a proud demon of your world, you have not only failed your natives, but also yourself. At this point, you're nothing but a miserable outcast.
And normally, I'd just kill you... But I can't kill what's already dead.
If you know what's good for you, you will cease your ways. If I sense the slightest of evil intent inside of you, I'll end you with no hesitation.
Alright Jerkacell(s), I know you're here. Come on out before I meet you myself.
Nope.



Good for you. Maybe one of you'll actually manage to last a zeptosecond against me.
That's where you're wrong, Duracell. I don't "think" I "can beat" any of you...
...I know I will slaughter all of you like the repugnant pigs you are.
...
The fack?
Hmm...no one around that isn't drunk mentally ill or downright not interesting...
Ah fAck it I'll just go alone...
So. Who do you think's gonna win?
I think the more important question is why are they duking it out here of all places. Seriously, real people have to fix this place up.
Eeeeyup. Wonder who those people think they are.
...Oh. You're that Oliver guy.
PFFFFFFT--
Yup. That's me. Oliver. You guys are A. Rock and purple man, right?
Okay, now that's uncalled for.
If I may interject, "Oliver"... what brings you here?
That's a good question...
...Alfred.
Well... I just wanted to share my greetings to a couple of pals I've met before. We should hang out sometime
Might as well multitask while I'm killin' those hordes of Duracells, right? Productivity is one of the truest importances of life.
...
...You aren't going to give up just like that, are you?
...What else can I do? He trumped over Ultra Instinct like it was nothing... And I couldn't even fight back.
Maybe so. But you were fighting him all on your own, against a form you could never have expected.
But I should've. He went out and reached for this power while I was being completely lazy. If I have just did more than simply sitting around, waiting for the UKR to end... Maybe I would've been able to fight back.
...I would focus more on what that Walter guy said...
...In your hastening to silence Beta Devil during his monologuing, you forgot that you have friends that can back you up. ...Or, perhaps, a reason you wished to do it alone is out of fear of them getting hurt?
...We weren't even able to defeat Regulus.
Maybe so. But this is an entirely different case. He may be powerful... But unlike Regulus, he isn't invincible.
You simply need to-
-Wake up! Come on, you aren't dying here!
Urgh... Is it September again? Because I think that migraine's back...
*Sigh* Good... You're still alive.
A factor that might not remain for all of us for too long. Not unless one of us have a plan to close the gap between us and Beta Devil's new form.
...
...I don't have any plan at all to close the gap between me and Devil. In fact, such a factor is possibly improbable.
...But that's fine. I'm not going to defeat Beta Devil... WE are. Together... As a team.
I suppose it's surprising, really... Despite Quin's actions being on the opposite spectrum than he first appeared to be, he's right about one thing...
...Where Beta Devil is alone, we all stand united against a common threat: him.
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