...
...You see, GammaGhost? This is why you need some form of filter to keep out unwelcomed guests to your plotline...
...Because a certain someone loves derailing plots... Which leads to the question; What the hell do you think you're doing?
Does it matter? If anything, the death of Regulus will alter reality for the better... And even so, I don't think he's actually fighting a PAST Regulus.
...Though, it does raise the question as to where the MKII of recent events came from... But that isn't important. ...What is important, however...
...Is the fact that the only reason HighTower isn't banned from this Roleplay is the fact that he technically never broken a single rule of this roleplay. Face it: You and all of HighTower's other characters are on extremely thin ice.
...You may run along now. Just stay out of Walter's- or, Worship's, I suppose- killing Regulus plot, alright?
Hey... I'm uh...back...
Mainly because I'm a lonely ass mess and don't know what I'm doing
But I'm back.
...I... That's not... That isn't how banning...
...You know what? Seeing how complicated it would be to rearrange the ownership of HighTower's characters, I'm just going to let this one slide.
Ah, yes. You're... *Ahem*. You're that Maestro* guy, correct? Nice to... "Meet" you.
Nice to see you again, L-buddy!
SQUAWK! ing kidding.
L? Where have I-
AGH! Seriously!? THIS again!?
...And thus why we don't speak of particular events around these guys. Don't worry... the headache subsides quickly, long as he doesn't try digging through those memories again.
...Well, regardless, even if we WANTED to intervene with the whole Nuin case- which we actually DON'T, not to mention that there's really no need- that wasn't the point of this. But I feel like a more recent moment covered the actual point a bit more clearer, so perhaps we can just drop the subject there.
...Beta. May I speak with you about something?
Shoot.
...I'm just going to be blunt with you. I think you should just go ahead and tell Beta about the 4th Wall.
No. End of discussio-
Just hear me out. I know you simply don't want Beta to turn insane or something by becoming aware of the 4th wall...
...But with that belief of his that he and his friends deserve to know about the secrets your keeping from him, it's going to be NOT telling him that'll turn him insane.
...
s h u t
Oh. Right... Sorry.
*Sigh* At this point, just what do we do with you...?
...Hey, Beta. I've been doing some thinking, and... (*Sigh* Matt, Cranky, even Kirby, PLEASE let this be the right choice...) ...I think it's finally time you receive the answers you've been seeking.
About time.
...BUT. There is something that I'm going to want out of you first.
...Follow me.
oh god
Ugh..where the...oh?
YEAH!
HIM UP!
Ya know, you seem REALLY excited about this, despite you not being a part of it.
I think you'd LIKE this change of pace, and to see two utterly bull
enemies get the absolute obliteration they deserve.
I'd say "interally steaming with rage" is more like it. First, Duracell takes everything we throw at him LIKE A CHAMP and kicks our
es with there nothing we can do about it. Then, when Regulus shows up, there's ALSO not a
thing we can do to hurt him, not even Phantasm scaling to the exact same level as him due to Pseudoreaper bull
, and THEN he proceeds to blow up earth despite all the defensive measures one of which I'm SURE was a Max Guard, only for his ego to end up doing him in somehow, I wasn't paying attention. THEN this new guy shows up and mops the floor with them! Seriously, you can see him using Regulus as a mop right there, though it's more of a "dragging him through the dirt" kind of thing.
Maybe to you it looks like an insult, but to ME, it's catharsis at its finest.
...You guys do whatever it is you need to do in here. I'm going to go play some Tennis.**
...Right, so we're in this place again... What is it do you want from me?
Just a simple task...
...Hit me.
Huh!?
You want to be able to face Beta Devil, don't you? Well, that won't happen. Not until you are actually READY to face such a dangerous opponent... And we will not leave this place or rest until you are.
So FIGHT ME. And don't even think about hesitating! And should you manage to land a single hit on me... I'll tell you what it is you wish to know. These are my conditions.
...Oh, I get it now. You're using an incentive, to encourage me to train better.
Well, in THAT case...
...I hope you're ready, because I'm gonna go all out!
Actually, iX, you'll be joining us in the middle-left for now.
Hmm? (You sure this isn't going to be too much work for whoever we're looking for?)
I mean, stopping someone like that demon seems like it'd matter.
Well, on one hand, the guy's only handled like three people at most last I checked. On the other hand...well, his training's probably going to be best if we want to hone our skills and find new ones*.
Reverse Man-
You again?!
...listen, I know our strength and speed is...disagreeable.
But clearly you haven't caught wind of an oncoming threat, which we need to prepare for.
I don't need your help!
Maybe you don't. But you need somebody's help, and there are at least three other people I've found who can give that help to you and your new friend here.
Wait, did you just call me his fr-
Well, well... Isn't this a fine treat?
You are the most visitors I've had... Well, ever, truth be told. ...But, how is it that you manage to get here? ...And for what reason DID you come here?
Hello, sir.
I'm still kinda surprised we pulled it off, but long story short, we had a lot of advanced technology, and a friend who has experience with time and its absence*.
And we're here because...well, in our time, something really dangerous is coming, and we need training if we want to be even remotely useful when they arrive.
I don't know that much about this place, but what I do know is that there's a friend of yours who could help us learn a thing or two.
You sure this isn't going to take too long?
The worst-case scenario would be the opposite, actually. We have to defeat both of them in just two hours; even defeating just one of them is a rare feat.
I mean, it's about 18 of us 'n two of them, right?
Indeed. Which is why we considered it a powerful test of strength if we conquered them when the odds are against us.
† ...I get that Beta Diablo's gonna be bad enough with just the one of him, but who'd we find who could give us a time like that?
‡
Oh.
So this makes, what, the third time you've dragged me to the middle of the city out of nowhere?
Second time. The simulation doesn't count§.
...how long has your wing been broken?
Uh...when was September|?
...this is exactly what I'm talking about, Reverse. You don't let anyone solve these problems, then you don't even try to solve them yourself-
Hey, any of you know that guy with the big cannon arms?
*gulp*
What's up? No snappy retort? No scoff or roll of the eyes? Where's the condescending mannerism from before? Or did I finally beat that out of you?
I'm going to kill you, Regulus. I will destroy you and consume your soul, being your eternal hellscape forever. You will never have freedom. And as you cry, beg, and plead in agony... All your pleads will fall on deaf ears.
...
Worship, you're a fool.
What was that?
I said you are nothing but a damn fool. You may have found a way to harness the full power of El Blanco... but I didn't spend all those years doing nothing.
That said, I will commend you on your vast power. Although you have only given me all the less reason to hold back on you.
!
Oh, how history just loves to repeat itself. Wouldn't you agree...
...Worship?
Urk!
Oh...it's you.
Why the hell are you here Doc Robot?
Simple...you aren't needed anymore...I'm here to destroy you...
Heh...well then...
Good luck with that
Interesting... It would seem you possess quite a valiant power of your own. Though mysterious, too... Could it possibly be that you are one of the many different Heroes of Legend?
I have no idea what you're talking about. But you still haven't asked my question. Who are you, and why have you caused such mayhem here?
Shush, now. All will be revealed when the moment comes. In the meantime, I will be off... duty calls.
Hey, wai--
...That can't be good. Oh, well. I can worry about that after I've completed the mission Waluigi assigned me.
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